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[smoke and mirrors]

i`ll ask a leprechaun

 

Has anyone seen a leprechaun lately ?

[SafetyShattered]

Yeah, well....I did. I was hungry. I have no regrets.

 

Should I?

[AutumnWitch]

NO.

 

should I buy a new book or a new game?

[Orian Tabris]

You should buy a vowel.

 

How come no one ever buys a consonant?

[SafetyShattered]

Because they're stupid.

 

Why are they stupid?

[Orian Tabris]

Because the Wheel Of Fortune producers stuperfy them with a stupid ray.

 

Why is my question silly?

[SafetyShattered]

It's not silly...it's actually a hidden jab at the government.

 

Am I right?

[smoke and mirrors]

No

 

Why is notice board empty ?

[mousestalker]

Because everything there is beneath your notice.

Why are pies round?

[Abraham_uk]

We gave our really old fashioned phones to Ben Affleck, who is going to direct a series of films set in 1950's Boston. You see Ben Affleck's grand father has exciting tales from the 1950's and Affleck wants to recreate that era, detail by detail. I hear Nicolas Cage will be in one of Affleck's films. Sadly this will be serious "no overacting allowed" Nicolas Cage instead of "Oh not the bees!" Nicolas Cage.

 

If you were immune to fire and temperatures up to one thousand degrees centigrade, what would you do with that power?

Presumably not go into fire fully clothed. Sure you'll be unscathed but, your clothes would be gone.

[The Heretic of Time]

Why do we not use those really really really oldfashioned dialing phones anymore?

 

Because Apple and Samsung started a conspiracy against the dialing phones to sell more iPhones and Galaxies.

 

 

Why is Apple (the company) evil?

[Abraham_uk]

Because we define anything to do with capitalism as evil whilst shelling out cash to the capitalist system.

Oh the irony.

 

My earlier question wasn't answered.

 

If you were immune to fire and could survive in temperatures up to one thousand degrees centigrade, what would you do with that power?

 

 

P.s. Heretic of Time please don't edit your post. Your remarks were very funny.

[AutumnWitch]

Not get burned?

 

Why do some places make REALLY good pizza and others..just don't.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Because they're gambling on people being willing to eat bad pizza over good everything else.

 

Where can I get a profile picture like that?

[AutumnWitch]

from your lesbian lover...assuming you have one.

 

 

Why do men like lesbian porn?

[The Heretic of Time]

 

Why do men like lesbian porn?

 

Because we don't like looking at d*cks bigger than ours, it makes us feel insecure. That's why I only look at porn with guys that have tiny d*cks or lesbian porn.

 

 

 

Why is being a lesbian so popular these days among the women?

[Abraham_uk]

I don't know if that's true, but that question makes me feel inadequate.

 

What kind of woman dates an inadequate man?

[AutumnWitch]

Because we don't like looking at d*cks bigger than ours, it makes us feel insecure. That's why I only look at porn with guys that have tiny d*cks or lesbian porn.

 

 

 

Why is being a lesbian so popular these days among the women?

 

 

Because most women are secretly bi.

 

Who invented the question mark?

[The Heretic of Time]

What kind of woman dates an inadequate man?

 

A feminist.

 

 

Why are so many men these days little Beta manginas?

[Abraham_uk]

Can't answer you there, straight woman here (not secretly bi btw)

 

And it was a guy called Mark

 

Why do we like to use mirrors?

 

So that we can see ninjas creeping up on us to perform speedy postings on this thread.

 

In answer to The Heretic of Time's question. Well there was a horrible accident that we must never speak of. EVER!

 

 

How do you fend off a Ninja posting invasion led by Abraham_uk?

[The Heretic of Time]

By becoming a pirate. Pirates > ninjas anyway.

 

 

Why are pirates cooler than ninjas?

[AutumnWitch]

because the pirates have Isabela

 

Why do people like those Pirates of the Caribbean films?