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#2351
Abraham_uk

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Because pirates are actually naval ninjas.

The skills of a ninja, a thief and a naval officer with plenty of gold.

 

That's why there are two Assassin's Creed games where you play as a Pirate Ninja!

 

 

 

As to why people love Pirates of The Caribbean. It has Johnny Depp as a pirate. It has action, adventure and big budget special effects.

 

 

 

What on Earth was going on in the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels?



#2352
Nicknero1405

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Why are pirates cooler than ninjas?

Beards. It's all about the beards.

Oh and the massive sail ships of course.

 

Why am I posting here?


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#2353
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Because you like ninjas!!!

 

 

Why have you never posted here before?



#2354
Abraham_uk

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Ahh. This thread has forgotten chronology! Ahhh. Everything is out of place. :o

The ninjas have scrambled this thread! NOOOOOOOOOOO! :o

 

You are posting in this thread to turn this thread into a messy confusing ninja fest! :o

 

He never posted before because he's new to the post editing, answer in non chronological order mess that this thread has become! It's insane! Ahhh! :o

 

 

Speaking of confusing messes. What on Earth was going on in the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels? :o



#2355
AutumnWitch

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Why won't anyone tell me who invented the question mark? *pouts*

 

The Pirate films have all been cancelled....hopefully


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#2356
Abraham_uk

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This thread is a ninja created time paradox waiting to happen. My head hurts. Night night.

 

What happens when ninjas create a time paradox?



#2357
AutumnWitch

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white coloured Ninjas

 


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#2358
Orian Tabris

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Not until you finish your 10 gallons of water!

 

How can I lose my dignity when I'm wearing my monocle and top hat?



#2359
AutumnWitch

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let a really big one rip

 

Who shot Mr. Burns?



#2360
Orian Tabris

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AutumnWitch's avatar. He almost died!

 

What, it's not Magaggie's birthday?



#2361
smoke and mirrors

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Today's her un birthday

 

who else has an un birthday today ?



#2362
AutumnWitch

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me me me!!!!!!

 

 

Who remembers the above film?


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#2363
smoke and mirrors

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Me :)

 

 

Were the old Disney movies better ?



#2364
Elhanan

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Probably; my old memory was, at least.

*Jungle Book FTW* :)

How did the cow jump over the Moon?

#2365
Orian Tabris

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She did a run-up.

 

Why don't people run away from murderers and rapists by triple jumping?



#2366
Elhanan

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Easier to hit them with a javelin....

What did the Dish have against the knife and fork?

#2367
Orian Tabris

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I don't know, because I've been on vacation, and before I went, the dish had nothing against them. As far as I know, anyway.

 

What DID the dish have against the knife and the fork?



#2368
Elhanan

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A napkin....

What size was the shoe of Old Mother Hubbard?

#2369
Orian Tabris

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It was the size of her left boob (which was smaller than her right), multiplied by 100.

 

How do you know I didn't just make that up?



#2370
SafetyShattered

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Because you used a number in your sentence...if you use a number in your sentence it automatically means you're right.

 

Is the earth flat 12?



#2371
AutumnWitch

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only where its not curved,

 

When is ET going to phone us?



#2372
Orian Tabris

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When he reaches his home, of course.

 

How come I'm Rambo?



#2373
AutumnWitch

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Cuz Johnny Depp took another role.

 

Do you like rolls?



#2374
SafetyShattered

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No...they're stupid and I hate them. Too rolly.

 

Do you like bagels?



#2375
Orian Tabris

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Never had one. Master won't allow it.

 

Did you know your epidermis is showing?