Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
#2376
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 11:03
Who is the greatest living superhero?
#2377
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 11:05
You all the rest aren`t real
Why do we all love to pretend ?
#2378
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 11:09
Why do we dream of the ability of flight?
- smoke and mirrors aime ceci
#2379
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 11:14
Because we get fed drugs while we sleep. ![]()
Who feeds us the drugs, while we're asleep?
#2380
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 11:19
Who hates pasta and all you can eat breadsticks?
#2381
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 07:21
People trying to lose weight.
Where is the best pizza in the world?
#2382
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 07:28
in my house. ![]()
Where can I find Gatorade around here?
#2383
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 07:36
at the Gatorade store.
Where can I find REAL bacon in the US?
#2384
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 07:41
No where. The real ones are for the "good" guys. ![]()
Have you ever been to a Fringe event?
#2385
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 07:42
In my freezer.
What's a fringe event? I've been on the fringe of going to an event... does that count?
I sleep upside down, suspended from the ceiling, and encased in a cocoon of my own wings... Is that weird?
#2386
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 07:48
not as much as you would think.
Where is Elvis REALLY hiding?
#2387
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 08:44
At the karaoke down the street.....you can't miss him.
Why is Elvis wearing a toupee?
#2388
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 08:48
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Because.. he needs a place to hide all his gold!! And he hides it under the toupee ![]()
Why is Elvis always so shiny?
#2389
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 09:03
Because he dips himself in shoe polish before playing.
Why don't all the music greats live forever?
#2390
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 09:13
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
But they do!! People just pretend like they dont, just to make it exciting!
Why aren't we all singers??
#2391
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 09:27
Because then we'd all have to go through Simon Cowell XD
Why can't we all just act like a man/woman?
#2392
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 09:30
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Because only a few of us are decent people!
How did singing begin?
#2393
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 09:41
When humming got old.
When did humming begin?
#2394
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 10:25
When someone got tied up, with their mouth covered, and tried to speak.
Whatever happened to that fat Subway guy?
#2395
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 11:29
Have you ever beaten someone to death with a food?
#2396
Posté 17 septembre 2014 - 11:32
Yeah. I helped beat the rightful king of Twodor to death with a pot roast.
Why am I typing this out in class?
#2397
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 12:03
cuz its harder to fax
Why is it so how today?
#2398
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 12:17
Because when.
Why do giraffes have black tongues?
#2399
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 12:20
They don't. They have lime tongues.
What, are you colour blind or something?
#2400
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 12:20
to hide when they are eating licorice
Why do male pigs have cork screw shaped "members"?





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