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#2376
Elhanan

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Some of it, at least; Yes.

Who is the greatest living superhero?

#2377
smoke and mirrors

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You all the rest aren`t real

 

 

Why do we all love to pretend ?



#2378
Elhanan

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All have the same high quality writers, directors, and staff for nominal cost.

Why do we dream of the ability of flight?
  • smoke and mirrors aime ceci

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Orian Tabris

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Because we get fed drugs while we sleep. :P

 

Who feeds us the drugs, while we're asleep?



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Elhanan

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Pixie Pushers from under the bed.

Who hates pasta and all you can eat breadsticks?

#2381
AutumnWitch

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People trying to lose weight.

 

Where is the best pizza in the world?



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UnknownIntrigue

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in my house. :P

 

Where can I find Gatorade around here?



#2383
AutumnWitch

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at the Gatorade store.

 

Where can I find REAL bacon in the US?



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UnknownIntrigue

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No where. The real ones are for the "good" guys. :D

 

Have you ever been to a Fringe event?



#2385
FraQ

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In my freezer.

 

What's a fringe event? I've been on the fringe of going to an event... does that count?

 

 

I sleep upside down, suspended from the ceiling, and encased in a cocoon of my own wings... Is that weird?



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AutumnWitch

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not as much as you would think.

 

Where is Elvis REALLY hiding?



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breakdown71289

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At the karaoke down the street.....you can't miss him.

 

Why is Elvis wearing a toupee?



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Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

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Because.. he needs a place to hide all his gold!! And he hides it under the toupee :D

 

 

Why is Elvis always so shiny?



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breakdown71289

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Because he dips himself in shoe polish before playing.

 

Why don't all the music greats live forever?



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Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

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But they do!! People just pretend like they dont, just to make it exciting!

 

Why aren't we all singers??



#2391
breakdown71289

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Because then we'd all have to go through Simon Cowell XD

 

 

Why can't we all just act like a man/woman?



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Because only a few of us are decent people!

 

 

How did singing begin?



#2393
AutumnWitch

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When humming got old.

 

When did humming begin?



#2394
Orian Tabris

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When someone got tied up, with their mouth covered, and tried to speak.

 

Whatever happened to that fat Subway guy?



#2395
SafetyShattered

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He went to jail for beating someone to death with a subway sandwich.

Have you ever beaten someone to death with a food?

#2396
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Yeah. I helped beat the rightful king of Twodor to death with a pot roast.

 

Why am I typing this out in class?



#2397
AutumnWitch

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cuz its harder to fax

 

 

Why is it so how today?



#2398
Monster A-Go Go

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Because when.

 

Why do giraffes have black tongues?



#2399
Orian Tabris

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They don't. They have lime tongues.

 

What, are you colour blind or something?



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AutumnWitch

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to hide when they are eating licorice

 

 

 

Why do male pigs have cork screw shaped "members"?