Because sometimes you need some wine to set the mood.
Why do androids dream of electric sheep?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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#2402
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 12:24
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because sheep are written in baaaaaa-sic
Why is 42 always the answer?
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#2403
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 12:40
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Because you haven't been sleeping well...
Why did the ding bat push the red button?
Why did the ding bat push the red button?
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Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 12:41
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because it heard a woman yell
Where have all the tacos gone?
#2405
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 12:52
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Well, I ate one. As for the other two tacos... she told Mexicans to eat them.
Why not triple?
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#2406
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 12:58
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Because quadruple said so.
Why doesn't ISIS just go away already?
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Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 01:02
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because like stubbing the toe, they are in a JAM
How dos peanut butter know its a spread?
#2408
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 02:25
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It read the label
Have McDonalds conquered the world ?
#2409
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 05:18
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No, Facebook has. And I'm not even being silly. It essentially has.
What is the size of smokey's mermaid's breasts?
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#2410
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 05:41
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Not sure, but that's a lot of sushi.
What's in the secret sauce?
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#2411
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 06:07
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One of the Thousand Islands....
Why wasn't Col. Sanders promoted to General?
Why wasn't Col. Sanders promoted to General?
#2412
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 06:11
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He died a long time ago
Why did they change Kentucky Fried Chicken to KFC ? Do they think we don`t know what the F stands for ?
#2413
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 06:12
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He was too chicken,
You answered your own question.
Why was Col. Mustard not married to Mrs. Ham?
#2414
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 06:26
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Col. Mustard did it in the library with the candelabra
Who shot Mr Burns was it OWA ?
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Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 06:34
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Yayayay!! You guessed it!! It was me 
Who shot the Sheriff??
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#2416
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 06:36
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Ask Eric Clapton
Who shot Mr Burns
#2417
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 06:37
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OWA she just admitted it 
Where did she get the weapon from ?
#2418
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 06:39
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I'm pretty sure it was the deputy. It would explain why he didn't get shot.
She got it from Bigfoot.
If 42 is the meaning of life, what is the meaning of death?
#2419
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 06:45
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86. Obviously.
Why wax lips?
#2420
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 06:55
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if you have to ask....sheeeeshhhh
if you fix a football game was it broken?
#2421
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 07:06
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Yes, it's always broken.
Why do I always smack people that like strawberry milk?
Why do I always smack people that like strawberry milk?
#2422
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 07:38
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cos your a cow and just ate strawberries * shrug *
Why was the cow in the strawberry patch ?
#2423
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 07:42
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Because....reasons and stuff. Wait, I got it. Because of Obama!
Why is it Obama's fault?
Why is it Obama's fault?
#2424
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 08:00
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Everything is
Why should i think before speaking ?
#2425
Posté 18 septembre 2014 - 08:02
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You shouldn't...you should blurt out everything without thinking. That way you can get into politics!
Do you want to get into politics?
Do you want to get into politics?
