185 réponses à ce sujet

[coelacyanth]

daan76 wrote...

Did you really mean that you like a cold bear?

They sure are cute!!

[Dr. Tim Whatley]

Couldn't read it. Sorry.

[OniGanon]

coelacyanth wrote...

all I want to do right now is to just turn my mind off and shoot stuff...while enjoying a chilled bear!!

(Chilled bears chillin with beers.)

Modifié par OniGanon, 17 mai 2013 - 07:06 .

[coelacyanth]

silentstep79 wrote...

the effort that clearly went into this troll forced me to break my tl;dr and read it all.

i'll give it an 8.7.

Super Saiyajin wrote...

Very entertaining read.

If you want to shoot stuff and have a laugh here and there I'll recommend you Borderlands 2.

Well thank you!!! At last.. those 10 hours and disturbing moments with the chilled bear did not go in vain!!!

[FateNeverEnds]

PSN, you said? I think I might have kicked you from my lobby a couple nights ago, and that's a treatment not even N7 15's get from me even on Platinum.

Unless of course you're trolling in which case this was a decent atempt and you should go on.

[Saints]

Ok... This was actually good.

[lightswitch]

I need creds sumone crry me plz

[Jugger nuggss]

Well played

[TwinWolf954]

I guess threads are created with more emphasis on satire over here at BSN.

[shards7]

Can you sum this up in 5 sentences?

[DragonRacer]

TwinWolf954 wrote...

I guess threads are created with more emphasis on satire over here at BSN.

What makes you say that?

[Slojack]

Structural weakness

[codsquallic]

@coelacyanth - "Dude come back in the hack zone!" How about NO!!!

I lol'd. Now for a chilled ah.. bear!

[Gunboat Diplomat]

Mr PUG does have a point tho...esp. the loadout part (guilty here)

[RedLens37]

jamesbrown3 wrote...

Can you sum this up in 5 sentences?

Darth Vader walked into a bar with a cold bear, a geth infiltrator and a turian ghost. The geth and the turian killed the bear and then criticized Vader for his volus-like voice. Vader pulled out his Saber and tried to shoot the turian. The geth stood behind a wall cracking jokes while the turian said some elitest crap about "reach" and "flexibility." Vader ran across the street, tripped and bled out.

Or something like that.

[coelacyanth]

RedLens37 wrote...

Darth Vader walked into a bar with a cold bear, a geth infiltrator and a turian ghost. The geth and the turian killed the bear and then criticized Vader for his volus-like voice. Vader pulled out his Saber and tried to shoot the turian. The geth stood behind a wall cracking jokes while the turian said some elitest crap about "reach" and "flexibility." Vader ran across the street, tripped and bled out.

Or something like that.

....

[TwinWolf954]

DragonRacer wrote...

TwinWolf954 wrote...

I guess threads are created with more emphasis on satire over here at BSN.

What makes you say that?

"I have been assured by a very knowing Elite Player of my acquaintance on XBox, that a young healthy random well nursed is at N7 level 119 or under a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout. A newbie random will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the player dines solo, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter."

[OniGanon]

I like how you fixed the bear typo before we were even done posting polar bear pictures. Then added it back in with emphasis.

[Datdude1970]

I read the whole thing.....was a good read....I snickered a little.

[coelacyanth]

OniGanon wrote...

I like how you fixed the bear typo before we were even done posting polar bear pictures. Then added it back in with emphasis.

and now elaborated on it as well !!

[Ohnenick]

Nice read, but boy, some people have just too much time on their hands...

Also Oni, I´m keeping the bears if that´s alright with you. That is a very cool pic. (pun intended) 

Modifié par Ohnenick, 17 mai 2013 - 07:51 .

[oO Stryfe Oo]

Saints944 wrote...

 COELACYANTH!!! Tear down this wall!!!

+1

I'm so glad I opened this thread. This made me lol pretty hard.

[ToLazy4Name]

Lol

[DaveT]

I see sarcasm goes right over some people's heads.

I laughed.