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#2601
SilentStep79

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Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

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bronze.


I'm detecting a pattern...


"this is not the pattern you're looking for..."

#2602
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LOL

The whole thing.

This was DragonRacer's entire Sunday afternoon on lolpeaestree.

Fire up ME3 MP. Handful of friends online already, likely engaged in matches. Hey, let's PUG Gold, been a while.

Phoenix Adept into U/U/G. Team has zero equipment on, not even gear. Don't care, can carry. Comes up Reapers/Condor. Host is apparently hosting FROM MARS. Takes a century for an ops pack to engage. Takes two centuries for a medigel to work. Won't even mention the gameplay. Wave 3 hack. Do everything I can given conditions, but get grabbed by a Banshee from lolnowhere thanks to lollag. PUGs proceed to die before hack is even completed, worst fail in recent memory. Can't even get Wave 3 done.

*sigh*

Waiting for other players post-match (surprise, surprise). Fine, was gonna bail on laggy host anyway. Land in another lobby set to Reapers/Glacier. Everyone looks great, peers to me in N7 and challenge points, level III and IV consumables. Host changes to White. Fine, whatever, let's do this. Load into an infinite waiting for other players screen.

Screw my life. Might as well put consumables into my bladder at the rate I am peeing them away today.

Contemplates playing Fallout New Vegas instead. jkthunder comes online. Wants to play.

Okay.

Sets up lobby. Invites jk. Pings other friends online to see who wants in. Invites dida and MeganMonster. They get in, jk is trapped on join game screen.

Seriously?

Leave lobby. Dida becomes host. I re-enter, jk makes it in. We get ONE Gold match completed. Was Hazard Ghost, so decide to all reboot.

Reboot.

Remake lobby as dida doesn't want to host. Jk and dida can't join me now. Megan says she can't host. Jk offers to try hosting. I can't join jk.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.

Tell them to go PUG as I prepare to load Fallout. Because I've been staring at ME3 MP on PS3 for 2 hours and have a total of ONE COMPLETED MATCH to show for it. Could have done six on PC in that timeframe with less high blood pressure. TMB messages me. No, dude, I am two seconds away from rage-quitting because PS3 EA servers are worst thing ever. Says wngmv's gonna try hosting.

*sigh* Okay, fine, whatever. Last chance, ME3 MP. wngmv hosts, everyone can connect. Can't hear jk's mic and she can't hear mine, but at least we can freaking PLAY. Get a few good Gold games in. jk has to leave. Get one or two more games in with random PUG as fourth. Everyone wants to reboot, I just want to sign off due to real life.

Handle real life, go to Fallout New Vegas. Play for roughly two hours before lolnoframes4u occurs, making a battle impossible.

*sigh* Shut off system. Have dinner. Log onto BSN.

If only I could marry my laptop to my PS3 set-up. It's the only thing keeping me from converting fully to PC gaming, because this system is garbage. I want to blame the BioWare port, but Bethesda games are just as much garbage. It's the system. The whole thing just needs to be thrown out the airlock some days.

Modifié par DragonRacer, 05 août 2013 - 01:45 .


#2603
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@Dragon that's not one word, that's a screenplay!:P

Wow what a day girl, our games yesterday were equally frustrating, DC's galore!:pinched: Days like that you just have to call it quits.

Modifié par CrimsonN7, 05 août 2013 - 01:44 .


#2604
Omnifarious Nef

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"Forgotten" It's been so long since I've last played, that I can't be sure what my last game was like.

#2605
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Dragon's response to my message was....quite colorful lol. You know in those comic strips where they curse and all you see is $#*#$@...yea.

#2606
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TMB903 wrote...

Dragon's response to my message was....quite colorful lol. You know in those comic strips where they curse and all you see is $#*#$@...yea.


Your timing was tragic. I had literally reached a level of irritation that was critical mass and meant I was moments away from wishing I could start biting the heads off of bats and scream unintelligably at passers-by when you sent your message.

LMAO

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ruff

#2608
CrimsonN7

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DragonRacer wrote...

TMB903 wrote...

Dragon's response to my message was....quite colorful lol. You know in those comic strips where they curse and all you see is $#*#$@...yea.


Your timing was tragic. I had literally reached a level of irritation that was critical mass and meant I was moments away from wishing I could start biting the heads off of bats and scream unintelligably at passers-by when you sent your message.

LMAO


I kinda wish I had a rage msg like this from Dragon, it would be sig worthy!:D

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DragonRacer

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CrimsonN7 wrote...

DragonRacer wrote...

TMB903 wrote...

Dragon's response to my message was....quite colorful lol. You know in those comic strips where they curse and all you see is $#*#$@...yea.


Your timing was tragic. I had literally reached a level of irritation that was critical mass and meant I was moments away from wishing I could start biting the heads off of bats and scream unintelligably at passers-by when you sent your message.

LMAO


I kinda wish I had a rage msg like this from Dragon, it would be sig worthy!:D


It would be, but it would also get you banned in a heartbeat.

Jesus weeps when I message in a rage. I really should be more considerate of poor TMB's good-natured upbringing. I regularly sully him with my profligate mouth. LOL

#2610
CrimsonN7

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DragonRacer wrote...

CrimsonN7 wrote...

DragonRacer wrote...

TMB903 wrote...

Dragon's response to my message was....quite colorful lol. You know in those comic strips where they curse and all you see is $#*#$@...yea.


Your timing was tragic. I had literally reached a level of irritation that was critical mass and meant I was moments away from wishing I could start biting the heads off of bats and scream unintelligably at passers-by when you sent your message.

LMAO


I kinda wish I had a rage msg like this from Dragon, it would be sig worthy!:D


It would be, but it would also get you banned in a heartbeat.

Jesus weeps when I message in a rage. I really should be more considerate of poor TMB's good-natured upbringing. I regularly sully him with my profligate mouth. LOL


Lol good thing we both have an equally colourful potty mouth eh! Would take alot to offend one another and ProfanityLimbs is no better!:P

#2611
KENNY4753

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HOT!!!

2 QFEs and 1 AA....my QMI was in paradise <3

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Supreme Leech

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Don't know.

Hasn't started yet, still in my lobby alone.

#2613
Titus Thongger

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easy.

MQE on giant hazard vs geth

geth didn't stand a chance against the tech-burst god. decent PuG though, they all knew what they were doing

Modifié par Titus Thongger, 05 août 2013 - 02:55 .


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Bioware should have released Earth's secret weapons in its last DLC.....The DragonRacer Assault Rifle, CrimsonN7 Shotgun and ProstheticLimbs Sniper Rifle. Each one of these guns launches a verbally offensive assault and is a black card Ultra-Rare.

Modifié par TMB903, 05 août 2013 - 03:11 .


#2615
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lolDR. Here my perspective of the whole incident.

Log on to PS3. I got into our chatroom and dida was there. I wanted to duo with him so asked if he was available. He said he was in a game with you, jk, and Megan. I said lucky bastsrd. Then he said you guys couldn't get back together so he had been sitting there for an invite for 10 minutes.

Then got asked by jk if I wanted a game. At the same time got msg from TMB asking me to host. As I was hesitating who to say no to, tmb msged me saying nevermind. A minute later another msg from tmb again saying I should host. I was utterly confused. Your post made it much better.

After you left we had some pugs. One game got Glacier Hazard Reapers. TMB was playing a DA and I was playing Fury on host as I had just rebooted. Game started out fine and I started to have frame rate issues. As BE went off left and right and cluster grenades flying everywhere i started to wonder why i bother. I had no idea where my throw landed. Or if it landed at all. Wave 5 we started to have silent Banshees. Eerie as hell and took a while to locate them.

Then we decided to duo. Got 2 consecutive DC on Dagger and Ghost Hazard before even getting into the game. In the meantime I had finished supper. So no unknown enemy, nor unknown map either. UUG is a crutch anyway.

Quote knocking, my ps3, she be dying. And lolpeaesstre no frame 4 me.

#2616
Dunmer of Redoran

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Amusing. I just charged and cartwheeled against Plat Reapers while my team shot some stuff. Saw a human engy with a raptor, who somehow held their own. Guess it's not such a bad weapon after all.

#2617
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TMB903 wrote...

Bioware should have released Earth's secret weapon in its last DLC.....The DragonRacer Assault Rifle, CrimsonN7 Shotgun and ProstheticLimbs Sniper Rifle. Each one of these guns launches a verbally offensive assault and is a black card Ultra-Rare.


Lmao! This is sig worthy!:D
You should have heard Limbs yesterday, poor Fantasm she really abuses him!:lol:

#2618
Dunmer of Redoran

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TMB903 wrote...

Bioware should have released Earth's secret weapon in its last DLC.....The DragonRacer Assault Rifle, CrimsonN7 Shotgun and ProstheticLimbs Sniper Rifle. Each one of these guns launches a verbally offensive assault and is a black card Ultra-Rare.


Dammit. Now I actually want to see a gun that fires prosthetic arms and legs.

#2619
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disjointed

#2620
Supreme Leech

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Miserable.

Failed to carry 3 leeching pugs to platinum glory. Couldn't get them those platinum credits. Had one juggernaut who got killed by a seeker swarm. Enough said.

#2621
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@XFG didnt you tell that Jugg the 3 rules of cobra usage

1. nuke turrets
2. nuke swarmers
3. nuke seeker swarms

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KENNY4753 wrote...

@XFG didnt you tell that Jugg the 3 rules of cobra usage

1. nuke turrets
2. nuke swarmers
3. nuke seeker swarms


haha I couldn't believe my eyes, I kind of just stood there and stared "o...m...g..."

#2623
KENNY4753

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not gonna lie I have my share of stupid deaths/wave1 falls but a seeker swarm....never

#2624
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arousing

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TMB903 wrote...

Bioware should have released Earth's secret weapons in its last DLC.....The DragonRacer Assault Rifle, CrimsonN7 Shotgun and ProstheticLimbs Sniper Rifle. Each one of these guns launches a verbally offensive assault and is a black card Ultra-Rare.


:lol:

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cato and I did a duo :whistle: