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[LaughingBanana]

I...... don't know what to say, actually.

 

What do you call guys who, in Bronze (I tried to level up my freshly promoted Adept), tried so hard to kill stuff that they ignore objectives like escort and upload, and just keep shooting in Wave 11 near the LZ but not in the LZ so that they miss extraction while all it took is just to move a bit to get it?

 

In BRONZE.

 

Also entered a lobby looking for a Bronze match for my Level 8 Adept greeted by "Oh hi Banana, the *last guy's name* is trying to glitch for easy credits" and it's immediately switched to Platinum so I just bailed. I mean, I was tempted, to be honest, but decided to just bail out in the end because I would have felt dirty gaining easy levels/credits that way.........

[Kurt M.]

I...... don't know what to say, actually.

 

What do you call guys who, in Bronze (I tried to level up my freshly promoted Adept), tried so hard to kill stuff that they ignore objectives like escort and upload, and just keep shooting in Wave 11 near the LZ but not in the LZ so that they miss extraction while all it took is just to move a bit to get it?

 

In BRONZE.

 

How dare anyone act like a noob in Bronze?! The bastards!

 

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

How dare anyone act like a noob in Bronze?! The bastards!

 

 

They can't have been real n00bs. The real n00bs all go straight to Gold and Platinum.

[bondiboy]

I...... don't know what to say, actually.

 

What do you call guys who, in Bronze (I tried to level up my freshly promoted Adept), tried so hard to kill stuff that they ignore objectives like escort and upload, and just keep shooting in Wave 11 near the LZ but not in the LZ so that they miss extraction while all it took is just to move a bit to get it?

 

 

Try hards ?

[Ribosome]

Traumatic

Encountered my first ever invisible turret. Praying it'll be the last.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

 

It has been a LONG time since I finished 4th in a Gold game.  

 

My heart. It's bleeding.  

[Pee Jae]

Pointless.

 

Joined a game on Giant/Reapers (PC) and we all did good until the objective wave came up. Two of my squad just ran around killing things (nothing new there) while myself and the host tried to hold the control room. Finally, I just got tired of the **** and started running around killing stuff myself. The poor host stayed in that room. I went back up there when it looked like the FQI got the message, but no, she went right on through. I finally just quit the match when I started to lag a bit.

 

L2Teamwork noobs.

[satunnainen]

Glitchy (probably someone tuned the game parameters).

 

Doing some bronze games because of [Insert excuse here], had one game with infinite grenades, later I realized my heavy pistol had 100 bullets too. Another game was in theory a bronze game with geth on reactor, Every wave had ridiculous amounts of mobs, also mix of all kinds, like about 10 engineers + marauders + collectors. Kind of fun on bronze to aoe something like 10-20 husk groups. Then came wave 10 and the whole place was literally packed with atlases. Tried to clear the way a bit with missiles but in the end we could not finish the objective in time. 

[likeicare]

I looked like a retarded playing juggy with hurricane on plat. - said by the leader

Not my fault because i was searching for silver and ended up on plat wave 1 With no equipments.

challenge points was the real intention juggy waves , sp use and hurricane points.

[Kurt M.]

Drama-combo

 

Joined an already started Reapers/Giant Hazard match with a Talon, an Adept (don't remember what kind), and a REALLY BAD Krogan Warlord. Thing is that the Adept and the Talon were doing a very good job, and I wanna think I was doing 'decently' with my still-in-progress Destroyer/Saber build (I think I'm gonna change it for some Infiltrator...we'll see), and the Warlord was....bleeding out in every wave. Still, the 3 of us managed to carry on with the match somehow....until Wave 10 (Escort)...then all hell got loose.

 

I got bansheestabbed because I was only paying attention on removing two Ravagers that were in the way of the drone (my mistake ). The Warlord bled out for some reason as usual, and there was only the Adept and the Talon to carry the drone. They managed to do it, but in the post-cleaning the Adept bled out and ragequitted (in Wave 10? Really?). The Talon managed to slay every other enemy (although there was that funny part about a Banshee warping throught a wall and totally avoiding some carefully attached mines....LOL!), and then we proceeded to the extraction wave.

 

I just KNEW the Warlord was gonna rush inmediately to the LZ, so as soon as I resurrected, I stuck with the Talon, who was already in the other side of the map. The Warlord didn't dissapointed me Needless to say that he got nearly inmediately bansheestabbed while we both extracted succesfully.

 

The Talon scored 150k+. I scored 110k, and that patan....40k ¬¬ The Adept was about 120k when he ragequitted (so 3rd again...:/).

[Seraphiene]

Joined a U/R/G lobby where the host was using the Geth Trooper, I went with my Vanilla Human Adept. 

Nobody joined us and after a while the host said: 

"You know, you could switch to the Geth Juggernaut, he can hold Banshees and stuff while I flame them." 

Me: .....

Host, after another while: "Come on, do it."

Me: .... ignoring him, hitting the ready button

Host: "Come on, he's really good, use him!" 

Me: switching to the Volus Vanguard 

Host leaves.   Gotta love some pugs, so much lol. 

 

[EXTRACT10NP01NT]

Just Awesome...Jumped into a UUP shortly after promoting all my classes.  They laughed at a low level Human Male Soldier, one even tried to kick.  I talk them into letting me stay even after hearing how often they'd have to pick up my slack...ended up that I topped the board and played EMS at the same time.  Was a very fun game...no resting allowed.

[LaughingBanana]

How dare anyone act like a noob in Bronze?! The bastards!

 

 

They couldn't be noobs, they're carrying stuff like Harrier and high-leveled Reegar o_O

 

Well, I don't really care either way, thought it was just amusing.

 

Last night I played with a couple of guys who could be described as real noobs though. It's amusing to hear they talked through the mic, like when one of them unlocked Vorcha Sentinel and immediately goes to try it, and then he went "HOLY **** LOOK AT THIS I'M BURNING THEM FOOLS!" when he tried Flamer, or when Bloodlust regenerated his health he went on with "HOLY CRAP MY HEALTH JUST, WENT UP WITH THIS ARMOR THING!" or when he performed melee attack he went "DUDE THIS CHARACTER HAS WOLVERINE CLAWS!" Hahaha, I was so amused ^__^

 

And then he proceeded to melee everyone in the room with his awesome wolverine claws. Didn't work out that well, hahaha, and only in wave 10 or so he said, "Hmm, maybe I shouldn't try melee too much with this kit."

 

I loved playing with them. I would have stick with them longer if not for the Waiting for Other Player shenanigans.

[Jef Costello]

Trolled.

 

After 2 straight resets of ME3 (stuck on connection screen). I play Batarian Solider against Geth London. Host is a collector adept and getting sniped by primes all game long. One of them said sorry, but they were trying the best they could. I'm actually having fun carrying and inferno grenading all the things. 180k score in 29+ minutes (2nd had 101k) and a partial extraction I felt pretty good.

 

I left after the match and the game ate my credits. 

[crashsuit]

Confused.

 

Those poor pugs that landed on my host must have been very confused.  It was only silver, though, so I carried them to some easy credits.

 

 

[Kurt M.]

Confused.

Those poor pugs that landed on my host must have been very confused. It was only silver, though, so I carried them to some easy credits.

Well, I know I am confused...Firebase Neptune? Original Geth?

Which mod is that?

[crashsuit]

It's a mix of MP Unlocker and Full MP Experience mods. Pre-balance Geth composition, and one of the unfinished maps. I picked Silver in case my Worlard had to solo it.

 

Edit: MP Unlocker unlocks the pre-balance maps and factions, plus the Chakram Launcher and Plutonium Rounds. Full MP Experience unlocks all that plus the hidden unfinished maps, but disables public matches. I mixed and matched the patched files until I found a combo that unlocked everything, and allowed public matches. Just in case anyone was wondering.

[coldflame]

It's a mix of MP Unlocker and Full MP Experience mods. Pre-balance Geth composition, and one of the unfinished maps. I picked Silver in case my Worlard had to solo it.

 

Edit: MP Unlocker unlocks the pre-balance maps and factions, plus the Chakram Launcher and Plutonium Rounds. Full MP Experience unlocks all that plus the hidden unfinished maps, but disables public matches. I mixed and matched the patched files until I found a combo that unlocked everything, and allowed public matches. Just in case anyone was wondering.

Hay Crashsuit, you by any chance hosting zombie mode?

[Beerfish]

Decent

 

3/4 extracted, our batarian brawler (who was probably the best of the group got sync'd)  fire base glacier hazard.  I'm so sick of that map actually i'm soooo sick of about 4 or 5 maps that endlessly come up when pugging.

[BrownGargantuan]

Bullety.

 

I dropped in for a couple of quick silver games and ended up having to carry three rounds.  I'm sure the rest of the team was annoyed at having to watch me take down a bunch of crabs with the typhoon instead of a rocket but I needed the challenge points.  Also they probably shouldn't have died so much.  Also they should have gelled.  Also they shouldn't have tried to camp the LZ.  

[megabeast37215]

Scrubs

But at least the Human Sentinel with an Avenger knew how to Warp/Throw

[TheNightSlasher]

Talkative

On PC, all four (incl. me) used mics and we're talking about the game. One in a million occurrence.

[Deerber]

Talkative

On PC, all four (incl. me) used mics and we're talking about the game. One in a million occurrence.

Pics or it didn't happen, man!

[Kurt M.]

Sorry, we've got no budget

 

After a stressful combat in Giant (Geth...I hate Geth as a Soldier, I REALLY do), Alliance reqs decided not to pay me my 80k credits. Great.

 

Had to do another match in order to replenish my warehouse. This time in Vancouver....against Geth. WHAAAAAARGGGRG!

 

At least I finished 2nd and 1st of my group, respectively...