Ass-synergy
Took the Justicar out for a quick UUG. Joined a Lobby with two other Asari and we readied up.
Reapers @ Condor. We ass-gasmed our hellos and went to work. A fourth player joined shortly after, another Justicar. You'll never guess who it was...
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AssEffect333
Speedy game, full extraction and needless to say there was BEs aplenty.
Rage-Gib
I don't always missile, but when I do it's a single phantom because my team can't stay up and I want to take my rage out on something. Three times. Including twice in a row. And don't leave myself any to deal with the two atlases solo. Also, rage-gelling. Kinda surprised I made it to extraction that match.
Surprising
Joined a Gold lobby, and soon after the host changes it to Platinum/Giant/Reapers. I've never played platinum and i'm still getting used to Gold so i was pretty skeptical. However this game went as smooth as most of the gold games i have played (if not smoother). We all extracted mainly thanks to having extremely competent teammates. I might have to stop regularly playing silver now 
NOMNOMNOM
That counts as one, doesn't it? FBW/Col./G random match and we get the drone way in the back. We were doing pretty well until we rounded the corner and every scion and giant flying crabbastard spawned below the EZ. One of the floaty suckers managed to make it over to us and I thought we had it made. Wrong. Picked me up and chewed on my Salarian head but...taken down by a captain. Insta-revive. Get grabbed again and chewed on some more. Trooper got the take down. I seem to be in Jesus mode because I didn't gel and I'm back on my feet again. And because giant floaty crabbastard was still hungry he chowed on my head again. Scion bomb scores one for the team! Finally one of the other guys mowed nomnomnom down. I gel and we move on.
Almost to the EZ and I hear another hungry beast around the corner waiting for us. RAGE ROCKET. The rest of the way was easy then. Had to smirk at the number of sync denials that happened and it was a pretty normal game after that.
Tryhard.
Got into a game with three Jarrier TGIs. Every time I tried to shoot something, they'd step in the way. All game they crowded me, I got taken down several times because suddenly I couldn't dodge, two TGIs stuck to my back. Sure they killed everything. But the experience was truly meh.
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Banshee's like: "Hey there. Watcha doin'? Mind if I plaaaaaay?" 
And you've got an audience.
Banshee's like: "Hey there. Watcha doin'? Mind if I plaaaaaay?"
And you've got an audience.
Siege Pulse had six charges, everything did extra damage to enemies, and powers rag dolled team members but didn't hurt them. Something bugged the first round I dropped into and I was made immune to enemy damage, but my team mates still took damage. It was really funny. I was worried credits would be hacked too but they were normal. It was a nice end to a crappy run of matches.
That sounds hilarious and awesome.
Rageflossing
Went for a silver match with my GE to vent off some steam and pain after a visit at dentist parlor. I believe I saw MokonaNL wreaking havoc with his Volus ball of deadly cutenesss. But then again, it was all hazy and mixed up.
Ended up rocketing my way through some Banshees and Brutes. And there was some low N7 character with a strong need for Banshee hugs, I think I've accidentaly kited one or two towards him since he was so keen on meleeing them. Or not so accidentaly, in later waves. Tried to warn him couple of times, then I've remembered I have no headset on. Duh.
Disconnected
Was playing Gold on my alt and after a couple of good games decided to squeeze one more in. Threw on the TSent and found a lobby with with a couple of low N7/CP. Didn't think we'd go the distance, but got to wave 11 extraction.
And 30 seconds left on the clock. .. you guessed it!
Scrub?
Had a Human Adept join in wave 2 or 3. Kept doing a Rambo and dying in the opposite corner of the map far from team-mates. Did not medi-gel and kept bleeding out. After a while, I did not bother to try and revive him. He ended up with only a silver assists medal.
Back in the lobby ..... guess who is the Human Adept?
How do I volus?
I've played a Volus Adept all of one time, so I decided to break him out. If only I actually knew how to place a volus.
Still, got within 20k of everyone, so I don't feel too bad. Kinda weird, though, realizing that you can play any character successfully on gold. I've come quite a ways. Now I've just gotta figure out how to do it without consumables...
I've heard of that happening often enough that I wonder if any of them are shared accounts. I remember recently a BSNer mentioning letting their brother scrub it up on their account.
Sometimes I get this psychotic little urge to just scrub it up like crazy. Run around light meleeing mooks to death, threading the needle between pairs of Praetorians, that sort of thing.
I usually resist, though. Usually.
It'd be fun if in ME4 you could get different enemies to kill each other if you did it right. Run between two Praetorians and get them to stab each other? Could be fun.
Infuriating.
U/U/G (Cerberus Hydra)
Human Male Adept (Me)
3x Geth Juggernauts
15 revives medal on wave one. As in, the three juggernauts managed to die a combined total of at LEAST fifteen times, since I didn't get ALL the revivals, and I had the 15 revives medal on wave one.
End result: 22 minutes. Two of them still had under 30k points. One of them barely broke 50k. I did the rest. And I'm not even GOOD with the human adept, I was just messing around!
Gold/London/BloodyCerberusAGAIN!!!!!
Bumped into a player called hd38dd.
Seen him before.
I think I've played with them before as well. Good player, if so.
And yeah, the Kishock has a bit of a learning curve to it, and can be tricky off-host. It's worth it though..anything that can one-shot and ragdoll a Phantom is instantly top tier.
If off-host, I definitely suggest using it in conjunction with some kind of stagger power - ED or sabotage or something. Just makes life a little bit easier.
^ Just to add an extra tidbit to the above:
The Kishock is a Batarian Weapon, so it may be tempting to try it in conjunction with the Batarian Sentinel for Submission Net. Just a warning that off-host, this often glitches out and has no effect. Shooting the pinned enemy with the Kishock, I mean. So do be careful. I've literally never landed a shot this way, despite how I can stasis snipe perfectly.
I did notice I was having more success hip firing than zooming in with scope.
Thought that a bit unusual.
Kishock doesn't have a hip-fire penalty and accuracy is the same either way. It's really a powerful weapon on host or if the host you're connected to has a low ping. A Sub-Net spamming Batarian is another character it's fun to use on. They don't dodge and roll away quite so easily when wrapped in the nets loving embrace.
Kishock doesn't have a hip-fire penalty and accuracy is the same either way. It's really a powerful weapon on host or if the host you're connected to has a low ping. A Sub-Net spamming Batarian is another character it's fun to use on. They don't dodge and roll away quite so easily when wrapped in the nets loving embrace.
Aah!
Thanks for that 
3 Infiltrators, 1 Pug
"3... 2...1... Cloak!"
Pug gets all of Ravager shots and Banshee balls
Retour en haut
