Abominationable
Ark and I had 2 pugs in a U/U/P that turned out to be Collectors/Condor. It was a rough game, and I had to clutch Wave 10 with my QMI, but three of us were all within a few thousands points of each other. The Paladin was way down the list with barely 60k.
Wave 11 begins, and us three scorewhores are running around the map like headless chickens, deliberately trying to avoid the LZ. Because of this, it was the perfect spot for the Paladin to camp the entire Wave. Nothing bothered him at all for at least a minute.
The three of us went down, all out of gel, and ended up spectating the Paladin standing around in the LZ. A lone Banshee wandered in, and he pulled out his missile launcher! This was the first missle he'd used all game. The Banshee was soon followed by a pair of Possessed Abominations. The Paladin took to backpedaling around the box in the corner, the Aboms in hot pursuit. He did a Snap Freeze! That should slow them down!
Ark, in party chat, called it then and there. "Don't do it... don't do it..."
He did it. Incinerate, Cryo Explosion, two Possessed Aboms blow up in his face, he goes down, no gel, no one extracts, Mission Failed, we're done here.
This match also featured a Possessed Praetorian tap dancing on top of a Geth Prime's head. This happened at the end of the Wave 10 clutch so everyone got to see it, but unfortunately I don't have video to share with you.