The Lobotomizer
Tried to host some UUP but didn't have a soul join so I switched to Gold. Naturally, three people join almost immediately and ready up as soon as they hit the lobby. I end up picking the HE with an Incendiary Arc Pistol and was quite pleased to see Cerberus pop up on Glacier. It's always a joy to get the 20 headshot medal before the 25 kills one, but despite kicking some serious ass (~200k) we didn't extract.
Wave 11 started with the pugs camping the LZ
and, like moths to the flame, phantoms and dragoons soon followed suit. The pugs were dead within the first 30 seconds or so but I, on the other hand, am having a grand 'ol time poppin' bitches on the other side of the map. And that's how it goes for a time, me just doing my thing - a little headshot here, a little incinerate/overload there - and as the timer nears 15 I start moseying towards the LZ.
And that's when I see her: a lone phantom standing at the end of the hallway (glacier, by LZ), sword to the side and palm raised. I can tell from her stance that she's quite intent on making me miss my shuttle, but I ain't got time for that so I start shooting. My first shot hits her square in the face (doing some good damage) and I line up the next one to finish her off. I miss her head
but end up hitting her sword, knocking it out of her hand.
At this moment I glance at the time and see that I have only 3 seconds left before my ride leaves. Satisfied (if not pleased) with the result of our little encounter, I sprint by her towards the LZ, but not before yelling "hah next time bitch!"
This is, of course, where she stabs me. With her hilt. Or ya know, whatever's left of that damn sword.
Destroy a phantom's sword to remove its melee capabilities my ASS biower!!! Good fun though 