PrematureEDongulation
Searching for U/U/G, I land in a game-in-progress (Hydra/Reapers). Normally I instantly leave a GIP, and I don't have any consumables equipped yet. Indeed, I can already see three skulls lying on the ground. And it's wave 1. This should only reinforce the correctness of my usual GIP policy, yes?
NooOOOoooooo.
For some reason I think, "I can rescue them! I can be a big goddamn hero!" I can only assume that my brain was suffering from loss of blood due to the nascent massive e-dong.
So I clear the area around the LZ, revive the PUGs, and we finish the rest of the wave. Wave 2 they all start going down, I keep reviving them and killing stuff but they keep going down on me. Wave three is the same, and I'm pretty sure I had the gold revive medal by the time we finished it.
Did I mention that I was playing a tank-specced Justicar? With no consumables, hence no warp ammo? It took almost two full clips from my Lancer to take down a single Brute. So when wave four starts, and they all die again, the thought of playing seven more waves of this caused my poor e-dong to shrink like a frightened turtle. A group of marauders caught me in the open, took me down, and I chose to bleed out.
GIP policy confirmed, e-dong retracted.