PHALE....
While I was setting up for a fight the rest of the group hit ready long before I could finish setting up or before I noticed that the team was mostly biotic... On top of me trying out a new gun..... As it turns out, Geth on London, so the biotics suffered and didn't make it past the objective... on wave 3 on gold....... apparently, 2 people quit too....
Mob Admirers. Mobs = Collectors on gold match
One guy became stuck in the wall and there he remained from start to finish. He didn't even think of dropping but stayed there whipping at the mobs that didn't know any better; they can't get to him but he can get to them by smashing. The last wave was easy for us because half the mobs were taking tickets at his spot, trying to get to him. 
As the seconds ticked down, he lamented : "HELP!" 
But what can the rest of us do?
Wiped on wave 7....
C/G/FBWH, ended up doing the bottom hack at the L-shaped cover by myself, since all three died all over the map (not even close to the objective) and didn't bother to gel, I got it done with 18 seconds to go on the time after some kiting. They got buttfucked again on the next wave and died, I went down and bleed out, **** 'em. The 2nd one ended up with the score 1/4th of mine.
Geth stunlock on Condor with my Destroyer
Solution?
rage grenade rage gel rage rocket rage thermal clip rage OPs pack, rage rage rage
get a cold beer to wash that stunlock from my being
Crushy
As in, we crush Cerberus. Last game for the night and I decide to host, for a change. Preset to White/Cerberus. Me(Valkyrie) and QMR(QME) get joined by a competent smashdept and not too incompetent kroguard. Cerberus gets rekt! Game is over in 21 minutes with not too much hassle to be had. Awesome game, for sure.
And QMR, no offense, but dammit... you make me feel inferior on a level I didn't even knew existed, which, considering this is me we're talking about, is saying something. I'm pretty sure we three scrubs would have wiped without you, but with you... I kinda felt like we weren't needed... at all.
Is there a middle road to be had?
In any case, thanks for the game and sorry you had to wait for me to finish that previous game.
Eh, crushing Cerberus with a QME on White is hardly amazing, especially considering the rest of you were biotics getting trolled by all my primer overwrites (pretty much impossible to avoid with him unless you don't use the nuclear/ arc grenades). Fun game nonetheless, as was the previous one on Ghost! My quarian sending toasters flying and nailing them to buildings with harpoons, all to the sountrack of your batarian brofist. With Pleasure!
And I didn't mind waiting. To pass the time I just played lolSP and trolled Liara/Tali by taking them to fight spiders 
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OMFG!!!!!!
Collectors on glacier with a team of CQC folk
WeirdGlitch (one word, look it up)
Playing one of my favorite sniping setups, QFE-Widow with Phasic III, I had an issue with the damage output. That setup should be able to easily OSK a Gold Marauder with a body-shot, even without the Cloak bonus. But there were several times that I would body-shot a Marauder while cloaked and not get a OSK. There were other times that I had a non-cloaked headshot and did not get a OSK. In fact, there was one instance where a "marked" Marauder on an objective wave absorbed a cloaked headshot and an uncloaked body shot, and still didn't die. The only thing I can figure is that the Phasic Ammo wasn't applying its damage all the time. It seemed to work 100% of the time against Banshees though.
Suckysucky!
After QMR dropped, Grunt and me decided to actually stick with platinum. We had a great first game, 22 minutes with fury and talon pugs and failed on wave nine of second, since I missed atlas with first missile and landed in clutches of banshee on wave nine. Man, talk about shame! Despite that, they were pretty damn awesome games and our asari duo really rocked hard.
Decided to end with gold/dagger/reapers. Saved a pretty n00bish GI and he made it to extraction, which I count as personal achievement.
So yeah... sorry Grunt. I kinda blew it there. But I had fun Hope you can say the same for yourself.
Quitters!
I was doing challenges on silver with weird build up and crappy guns without consumables and during host migration on wave 1 everyone bailed me. Luckily someone joined at wave 5
Glitched Heaven
Running on gold match with Cerberus and three plebs with level 2-3 weapons and little equipment. Glitched three times, weapon failed to fire, unable to rez a fallen teammate. I had to deliberately let my toon die three times when damage didn't even shake loose the glitch and gel three times because I knew the other three wouldn't be able to get to me; they were already having problems standing on their feet. Only just made it to wave 11. I died, no more gel, but one of the other three was smart enough to gel at the last few secs at the LZ, thereby saving the match.
Quick
Boot up for a quick match. Notice my clock reads 10:00 pm.
Get dropped in a GIP, Reapers, Jade, wave 1, great!
Run up the stairs, cloak, launch a grenade at a pair of brutes and........
Hard Freeze!
Clock reads 10:02.
Like I said, Quick! 
Challenging.
Now, you might reasonably expect that after playing at least three matches in a row with these PUGs I would remember their names, but alas, all I can recall is that one had "caffeine" (or maybe "coffee"?) in his name, and the other was something like "apolls". Everyone equipped, everyone was trying hard. Every match I was out of gels and/or ops packs by wave 8, and so were they.
We did Rio/Collectors, and for objectives had the long escort, the EZ hack, and the central tower hack. EZ hack was brutal. Actually that whole match was brutal; revive circles were common, being revived into a pile of scion grenades was routine. For extraction I suppressed the spawn next to the EZ while the rest started by holding the tower and slowly fell back to the EZ, which actually worked quite well, full extraction.
Hazard Reactor/Cerberus was next. Wave 10 was pizza, easy right? Except it seemed like every single delivery route was being blocked by an Atlas with 2-3 phantoms flanking you. Wiped.
Finally, London/Geth. Thankfully the wave 6 and 10 objectives were both targets. They still didn't make it easy, but we extracted.
Nutty
Nutty golds today. Joined a host in Giant/Reaper with Juggy, a Fury, an N7 Slayer with me as N7 Paladin. It was tough when trying to revive while out in the open. We all went down constantly, especially the juggernaut who's heavy melee could not compensate with the damage dealt by just about every Reaper enemy alive around him. Eventually got through it with very heavy losses.
Next up Glacier/Gold/Reaper and I brought my Geth engineer in the hopes of replenishing the Juggy's shields. Did better and there was a lot more synergy in the team play. Did not use a lot of supplies except missiles when we got devices on wave 10 and tons of banshees and brutes were dancing around. Tough but fun.
turians
4 x turians, nuff said
Nutty
Nutty golds today. Joined a host in Giant/Reaper with Juggy, a Fury, an N7 Slayer with me as N7 Paladin. It was tough when trying to revive while out in the open. We all went down constantly, especially the juggernaut who's heavy melee could not compensate with the damage dealt by just about every Reaper enemy alive around him. Eventually got through it with very heavy losses.
Next up Glacier/Gold/Reaper and I brought my Geth engineer in the hopes of replenishing the Juggy's shields. Did better and there was a lot more synergy in the team play. Did not use a lot of supplies except missiles when we got devices on wave 10 and tons of banshees and brutes were dancing around. Tough but fun.
Think I was that Slayer if it was PC. That Fury host was really solid for a 5 or 6 game stretch.
Panda host. Best HostTM 2012/13/14/15
W-wut 
Slander!! Except the best host part
Also,
Had some golds on Wii U
Reported. Reported, DAMMIT!
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