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[kouzrah]

Boring.

[Salarian Master Race]

ePeen-tastic

 

I'm not an epeen stroker, but I happened to check my Xbox messages and since it gave me a chuckle, I thought I'd share. People are either telling me how good I am, apologizing, or trying to friend me

 

 

(it's probably because they think I'm a girl)

 

I got sooo many free stuffs in Anarchy Online for having a female character

[Obsidian Gryphon]

TwoDeadStones

 

Dropped in on Giant/Plat/Collectors with my turian soldier. There was only the host..   Straight away I wondered if we would make it without at least a jug and wished I had gone in as a jug. We were doing relatively well though I had a bit of lag; screen jerking. Then two other guys came in and they were two distracting millstones; they kept dropping. We pressed on until wave 10 which was disarming devices. I straight away went to do them, the host was attracting most of the mobs away. One of the millstones followed and was a hindrance because he kept dying. I wasted a missile on a lone collector (firing automatically, forgetting I was armed with the missile launcher) to prevent him from being wasted. The other millstone, a AI, went down. The host went down while I was going for the 4th device and got it done. Then I made  a bad decision, and went down the ladder to restock ammo only to find the whole ton of mobs bearing down on me. The other guy following behind went down and I was effectively trapped, with no rockets left. Wiped.

[HamleticTortoise]

Opposites

 

Took a team of ok but inexperienced players kicking and screaming through a Glacier Hazard/Geth/Gold game. Lots of running around like headless chickens meant using a bunch of consumables, wave 8 in particular became a game of guess-how-many-pyros-just-spawned-around-the-corner. Still managed partial extraction, losing only the mantis I / shuriken I SI player...

Next game ended up being Dagger/Cerberus/Gold, with a team of high N7/CP players. Went really smooth, and (contrary to my PUG-dampened expectations) we actually synergized very well. Setting up fields of fire, splitting targets, providing support when one position got overrun; on device objective, my infiltrator took the three that spawned in corners, then the beefy krentinel took the one in the mosh pit, while we provided covering fire.

Both good games, for very different reasons; both very fun and rewarding in their own ways!

[acicm2]

my reaction to join the lobby:

 

how my teammates were acting:

 

me after finishing the match:

[Alfonsedode]

My first pug in one month : 2 reegar AIU and Jugernaut LOL
My vanguard pulled its weight despite geth stunlock

[Ashevajak]

Leech.

 

N7 Slayer with a Black Widow X and Adas, all level 3/4 consumables, who without fail bled out every single round of the game, didn't do the objectives and mostly just hid in the corner whilst not dying.

 

I was going to tell him what a worthless scrub he was once we got back into the lobby, and that despite having a max manifest he clearly had no clue how to play the game, but he rage quit somewhere around wave 9.

 

He may have realised at that point I was blowing up abominations on him to farm revive medals.

[Darth Volus]

Leech.

 

N7 Slayer with a Black Widow X and Adas, all level 3/4 consumables, who without fail bled out every single round of the game, didn't do the objectives and mostly just hid in the corner whilst not dying.

 

I was going to tell him what a worthless scrub he was once we got back into the lobby, and that despite having a max manifest he clearly had no clue how to play the game, but he rage quit somewhere around wave 9.

 

He may have realised at that point I was blowing up abominations on him to farm revive medals.

 

Shhhh, don't give out my alternative account 

[TheNightSlasher]

Following

 

Dropped in a preset hydra/reapers lobby with a vanilla asari adept, krogan (soldier or sentinel, not sure) and some weapon platform (destroyer, I think). I took my acolyte justicar for a spin.

 

Through out the game, I was either following the asari adept trying to detonate BEs or the other way around.

 

Several BEs in the game. And the person's lack of stasis use was really refreshing (especially when they're following me and trying to work together). Very nice game. Pull > throw combo is so hilarious. Several husks, cannibals and marauders flew off the map.

[Ashevajak]

Shhhh, don't give out my alternative account 

 

At least you've finally found a use for all that Cryo Ammo IV

[Salarian Master Race]

KaChinkWHOOSHWHOOSHWHOOSHWHOOSHWHOOSH

 

Dropped into a Hazard Glacier/Reapers/Gold.  One pug was good, the other two were little more than decoys.  During the Wave 10 objective, one pug died instantly.  I 'Murica Missiled the 1st Target, and it switched to a Marauder.  On the second Target, the good pug got Banshee Grabbed.  I ended up soloing Targets 3 and 4.

 

Target 4, I did Conrad Vernor style.  Ran right into the room with blatant disregard for person or property, took out the Marauder, and got clobbered immediately afterwards by like 3 Brutes, who pushed me into the low cover next to the long hallway stairs.

 

Escape was right in front of me!  All I had to do was get up and over that low cover, and I would be on my way to freedom!  I burned through all 6 medigels trying to get over that cover, but each time the Brutes said no.  When I finally ran out of medigel, I expected the story to be over.

 

But it wasn't over!  Pug 4 was STILL ALIVE!

 

I was surprised to find myself in spectator mode.  Pug 4 was sitting aorund the corner, doing that weird electric sword shockwave kind of thing over and over and over again.  It didn't seem to be doing any damage, and he didn't last 2 seconds after I went down.

 

Could have been a killstreak and some nice points for him, if he'd only been smart enough to use a missile.  Preferably before I used 6 gels.  But I've got a surplus of those anyway.

[ColonelKungPao]

Petty.

A few months ago I land into a lobby where the leader had me kicked for using a Juggernaut. Whatever. Fast forward to yesterday and I land into his game in the middle of wave 1 despite "avoiding" him. (Nice matchmaking, XBL).

I revived him 3 times to show no hard feelings. Full extraction. Not bad, right? After the match he votes to kick me anyway.

[DarkOrgasm]

Rage at the Collectors

 

normally not a problem but..

 

for last 2 days rage rage rage

 

/end rant

[BurningLiquor]

Perplexing.

 

How does one manage to get less than 25 kills as a TGI with Harrier X and lvl III/IV consumables? That's what I want to know. He was actively participating in most fights, but he still couldn't kill anything. The puggernaut and Cabal weren't much better either, though the puggernaut was a nice distraction for the Geth Primes, at least.

 

Finished as Lone Survivor, all three pugs got stomped about 20 seconds into the extraction wave.

[andy_3_913]

If I was the youngest at 53, then our combined age would have been at least 159 + pug.

 

That's kinda weird

[Salarian Master Race]

Dropped into GiP that was Hazard Ghost/Geth/Gold.  Host was a Batarian Soldier with a Grall Spike Thrower.

 

No gels, no missiles, no brains.  It was essentially a Gold Solo for me, sans Challenge credit.  He never once left the LZ the entire game, not even for objectives.  Final score was around 200k to 70k, and only because he used all of his missiles on Wave 11.

 

Back in the lobby, I gave him the Salarian Drill Sergeant routine before going on my way.

[Jugger nuggss]

Terrible because I couldn't take cover or see Primes. Then quit and tried to rejoin but couldnt. On the plus side I nuked a PUG twice in the game before that.

[nat in the hat]

You forgot to mention you nuked yourself with an abomination

[Dabal Hayat]

Feelgood 

 

Gold Collector Pug vs Colldept (me), a wraith GI, 1 Huntress &1 Destroyer.

Reactor Hazard.

 

I managed to melee a nuke abomination on the laps of 2 teammates as a greeting. And if you know the colldept melee, you know what kind of melee we're talking about:

 

 

One teammate closed us in the reactor: I took exception to that and shrugged it off with one ops pack like a baws (after failing in escaping the blast xD). I suspect it was the same Destroyer who was gangraped immediately after, between the (now) closed doors and a couple of Pretorians (he was the only one who stayed outside the reactor so...). Managed full extraction and first place: another day in the corp.

[Jugger nuggss]

You forgot to mention you nuked yourself with an abomination

#greatmomentsinscrubbery

[RanetheViking]

Variable?

 

I decided to pug some Platinum for a while and man the variation in the lobbies is still .. interesting.

I mean I got one lobby with three randoms and we absolutely rocked with a 20 minute 20 odd second game and the next lobby was a total cluster[edit] where I had to clutch a few waves and was 38 minites long.

 

And yet another lobby with an N7 1, level 1 Vanilla Human Soldier with an Avenger 1 and Predator 1, no gear Host. One other guy in the lobby was a low level Juggy with a Crusader 1.  I didn't stick around.

 

My last game was a game in progress, just one guy on wave 1 Giant.  Another guy dropped in for a while and then left, so we actually duoed the rest of the game.

 

We made it. 

[therealmilkman]

Pleasant. A few silver games with a couple of nice girls who had the decency not to instakick me for screwing around with the BF3 Soldier and a Katana.

 

When everyone's using uncommon gear and wacky kits, silver suddenly isn't a cakewalk anymore

[frank_is_crank]

Haxed manifest for the w... fail

 

Had a W10 wipe since a long time. Lobby looked decent, 3 Pugs with Harrier, the 2 soldiers had them at level X. Ok, challenge points where quite low, but we'll see. Well, got my 15 revive medal midmatch. Had to do the devices on W10, but got clusterfücked by atlas crossfire and phantom palm blaster. Out of gels and rockets I bled out eventually. Fission mailed.

On the plus side: after that match I pugged into JGDD and TornACL for some fun games.

 

e-peen_stroke:

 

I don't always outscore an Incendiary-Reegar-AIU with my Carnifex-AA, but when I do, it gets synced on extraction and leaves before we are back in the lobby.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

 

I don't always outscore an Incendiary-Reegar-AIU with my Carnifex-AA, but when I do, it gets synced on extraction and leaves before we are back in the lobby.

Nice, but there's room for improvement. You have to learn to make them rage quit mid-game

[GruntKitterhand]

Sporting.

 

Reapers / Rio / Plat, Wave 10 Centre Hack.  All kinds of pain.  We made it till about 3/4 way through when the last two of us went down.  I was a couple of seconds from bleeding out when the host quit, allowing us a fresh start with consumables.  He then appeared again, so I suspect at least two of them were friends.  The hack was at the EZ second time round, and proved a lot easier.  

My first ever Plat pug on Rio (a GiP for me so I don't know if it was preset), and while most of the game was spent around the crates, there was no camping and very little Rambo-type play. Good fun, and refreshing to note that in terms of characters, I was the only 'scrub with a Jugg', accompanied by a GT, GI and somebody who didn't really register, possibly a Drell Adept. I was using a Spitfire and someone else an ADAS, so the amount of pew-pewing was quite ridiculous, but we got there in the end.