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[DarkOrgasm]

Condor'd.

 

U/U/P. Me and two other PUGs ready up, figuring a fourth PUG will join us in-game. We load in and RNG decides to give us Condor/Cerberus. In my head I'm saying "There's no way this ends well."

 

We were sort of right about a fourth PUG joining us in-game, but not the way we expected. You see, we had maybe four or five different PUGs join, and they all got WFOP'd. All of them. And every single time one joined, a huge lag spike occurred.

 

Let's see, what else went wrong...My Black Widow had 96 shots in reserve. Every single Geth Prime was silent. Every single Banshee was silent (a blessing and a curse). No sound on objective waves.

 

On Wave 8, the two pugs and I are having some trouble. I got synced by a Phantom, and the other two were dead with no gels left. And then our savior arrived...well sort of. Another PUG joined and he got WFOP'd as well. So we were all in spectator mode just watching him stand at the LZ. But I guess he didn't register to the enemies because nobody was attacking him. So we were just sitting there, watching him at the LZ for a few minutes, and then the host finally decides to leave the game so the wave can restart.

 

Only the host didn't leave. When we loaded back in, the host was right back there with us. And the fourth PUG was not WFOP'd anymore. So we finished the last three waves with four of us, and we got full extraction.

 

One of the weirdest game's I've ever played, no doubt. Never change, Condor.

 

inb4TLDR

And this is why people hate Condor

[Dabal Hayat]

We used to be able to Shadow Strike Atlases.....but Bioware caught on to our shenanigans and stopped that from happening anymore...Would Strike, and the Atlas would take forever to turn around..So If you kept Shadow Striking it..You made the Atlas look incredibly stupid and pretty much trivialized it.

 

I used to be an Atlas like you... but then I took a sword in the knee, eh?

 

O well, no problem: If I can't SS Atlases, I will stealth heavy melee in their ass anyway, without courting.

 

 

[Dragonous]

Hax.

 

Joined a Gold/London/Collectors game with a Juggie, a Claymore GI, and some other infiltrator that didn't score very high with my Turian Havoc. During Wave 6, a Seeker Plague glitched and hung around until we extracted.

 

Spoiler

 

 

Also managed to do very well despite using a class I haven't played in months.

[EnemySpinach]

Terrible. (U/U/P : Collectors Giant. What could go wrong? Oh, wait....)

I dropped into a GIP, and instantly ended up reviving a juggernaut. What's worse than getting your 15 revives medal on wave 1? A Geth Juggernaut who not only gives you your 15 revives medal on wave 1, but also runs out of Medigel on wave 1! I seriously need to ask what their freaking problem was, that was ABSURD! I swear it must have been some newbie who got the Juggernaut in their first packs, and went "Awesome, look at those shields, I'm ready for Platinum!" No. No you are not. Not by a long shot.

 

We wiped on wave 7 (One banshee grab, one praetorian Grab, Juggernaut stupidity, and me going "**** this, I'm not carrying these fools any longer.") El Juggy still had under 10k points. As the host. My mind was blown at how stupidly bad that was.

 

IS IT REALLY SO DIFFICULT? JUGGERNAUTS! STOP DYING INCREDIBLY OFTEN! YOU MAKE DRELL SEEM LIKE TANKS! STOP IT! STOP IT NOW! ALL OF YOU! STOP BEING STUPID! 95% OF JUGGERNAUTS IN PUGS ARE INCAPABLE OF STAYING UP FOR A SINGLE WAVE! FRIG IT! FRIG IT ALL!

*takes a deep breath before launching into yet another "stop being stupid" rant, and BEGGING for "the dreaded puggernaut" that spams heavy melee because they DON'T DIE*

[FireRider100]

Platinum

 

Joined a german gold lobby where everyone was equipped with good amps and weapons. The host declares he is going to bump it to platinum and goes with Giant Geth. Lots of defending near the LZ and good team support. The highlight being targets on wave 10 target which went; missile fired...Nein (over the mic)...missile fired...Nein...missile fired...Nein. He gave up after that, so I just missiled the target from a long distance.

 

Full extraction, 28 minute game. So I was pleased.

[EnemySpinach]

Platinum

 

Joined a german gold lobby where everyone was equipped with good amps and weapons. The host declares he is going to bump it to platinum and goes with Giant Geth. Lots of defending near the LZ and good team support. The highlight being targets on wave 10 target which went; missile fired...Nein (over the mic)...missile fired...Nein...missile fired...Nein. He gave up after that, so I just missiled the target from a long distance.

 

Full extraction, 28 minute game. So I was pleased.

 

This sounds familiar. Last night on PS3? Juggernaut/Krolord/AIU/BatSol? I was the BatSol.

[andy_3_913]

Not fair, I want to play as a Huggernaut   

[PatrickBateman]

Frustrating

Glacier/Reapers/Gold,

Tried the GI/Krysea combo again, that really is a shitty gun but he can almost make it work. Highly frustrating though when direct hits from that gun don't register any damage - Biovar pls, learn to nerf things the right way in ME4.

[_Ares_]

*Hosting player has left*

 

Glacier/Collectors/Gold

 

Host was some new player with Slayer using batarian gauntlet 1. He didn't equip any other consumables and rocked tempest 3. I didn't think he would have fun in that game but why leave on wave 9? He already watched most of the waves from spectre mode and spent couple waves fighting against lonely abominations. 

 

Well we extracted and otherwise it was a nice and easy game with lot of cryo explosion

[FireRider100]

This sounds familiar. Last night on PS3? Juggernaut/Krolord/AIU/BatSol? I was the BatSol.

 

Afraid not, it was geth trooper flamer x 2, quarian inf and something else.

[Salarian Master Race]

Frustrating

Glacier/Reapers/Gold,

Tried the GI/Krysea combo again, that really is a shitty gun but he can almost make it work. Highly frustrating though when direct hits from that gun don't register any damage - Biovar pls, learn to nerf things the right way in ME4.

 

That gun works best with strong AoE powers and Incendiary/Disruptor Ammo.  I have great success with the Krysae on the Salarian Infiltrator with Incendiary Ammo, which would play much like a Krysae GI with Incendiary Ammo.  Basically two firing sequences:

 

If target has Shields/Barriers:  Cloak > Proximity Mine > Shoot > Shoot > Shoot > Cloak > Proximity Mine > Reload > Cancel and start over

 

If target has no Shields/Barriers:  Cloak > Shoot > Proximity Mine > Shoot > Shoot > Cloak > Proximity Mine > Reload > Cancel and start over

(If you have Disruptor Ammo, you can do this one even to Shields/Barriers, as it will still prime those)

 

You can control and kill entire spawns like this by yourself in a matter of seconds.  Offhost it does occasionally register null damage on Ravagers, and sometimes Hunters.  The ammo primer will still apply, if applicable.  Fabricated Extranet 3D Printer versions obviously are not as well calibrated as the originals.  Hope a recalibration recall is issued in ME4.

[Obsidian Gryphon]

Methodical-Chaos

 

Methodical : Hydra/Cerberus/Gold. Teamed up with a asari infil player who knew what he's about. We held the line pretty well that the mob didn't have much opportunity to outflank us. The other two didn't have better weapons or not equipped and were all over the place until they caught on to at least hold a stretch of zone clear.

 

Chaos : Cerberus/Gold with a jug player who couldn't hold it very well against the mobs. The held zone (there was no such thing actually) was a shambles most of the time and even worst in the last wave. Instead of heading towards the nearest zone to the LZ the moment wave 10 was over, he shambled in an attempt to high ground and kept falling. I would have love to leave him there but was obliged to rez him (the mobs were scattered all over the map) and was taken down by dragoon. Only the geth infiltrator / host made it to the LZ.

 

Methodical : Plat / Rio / Collectors. Held the back zone and filtered the mobs with a krogan and a geth infil. They did well though they would fall inevitably now and then. I went in as a jug luckily. I recognised that it's better to go in as a jug unless I know the players. I once went in as a turian soldier on plat, thinking the other three would be good but as it turned out, they couldn't hold down one section of the upper level as I was keeping back the mobs at the other side. Wiped. OldSkool is excellent and I know I can choose some other class whenever I see him.

[NuclearTech76]

Lulz

A pug parks a rocket right on an engineers forehead as he was the last enemy. I laughed for a good five minutes. There may come a time for fucks to be gave but that game was not it.

[D-Rock0713]

Hawkeye

Wave 10 objectives was targets, I shot 4 missiles, only 1 hit a target. And I had to run up to it.

[lonerenforcer9]

Hawkeye

Wave 10 objectives was targets, I shot 4 missiles, only 1 hit a target. And I had to run up to it.

 

That'll teach you to make sure that when you buy your missiles, buy American.

[Salarian Master Race]

Hawkeye

Wave 10 objectives was targets, I shot 4 missiles, only 1 hit a target. And I had to run up to it.

 

Sounds like your missiles were made in China by indentured Quarian servants, no wonder they were garbage

[Salarian Master Race]

mad

 

Started a solo U/U/G with BatSol, got London Collectors.  Pugs joined in waves 2 and 3.  Game was pretty smooth for the most part, though two of the pugs were less than useless, and the third pug didn't care about objectives.  Half the time in the hack circle he was not in it.  And I got all the devices.

 

Well with 11 seconds to go on extraction, I find a Banshee in the LZ, with full Armor and 50% Barrier, and another 10 feet away, so I missiled them.  This resulted in me beating the GI pug by a few thousand points.

 

Then he started sending me hatemail!

 

 

Then he left the lobby.  I replied "get mad bro"

 

 

I replied "no but they will after I post your qq on the BSN"

 

 

I replied "1v1 me babby"

 

For the record, at the time of this posting, he hasn't accepted that challenge.

[nat in the hat]

mad

Started a solo U/U/G with BatSol, got London Collectors. Pugs joined in waves 2 and 3. Game was pretty smooth for the most part, though two of the pugs were less than useless, and the third pug didn't care about objectives. Half the time in the hack circle he was not in it. And I got all the devices.

Well with 11 seconds to go on extraction, I find a Banshee in the LZ, with full Armor and 50% Barrier, and another 10 feet away, so I missiled them. This resulted in me beating the GI pug by a few thousand points.

Then he started sending me hatemail!



Then he left the lobby. I replied "get mad bro"



I replied "no but they will after I post your qq on the BSN"



I replied "1v1 me babby"

For the record, at the time of this posting, he hasn't accepted that challenge.

Ive played with him before. Hes a douche

[Salarian Master Race]

Ive played with him before. Hes a douche

 

I rated him as a Preferred Player, so I'm more likely to pug into him in the future.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

I rated him as a Preferred Player, so I'm more likely to pug into him in the future.

Dammit. Ran out of likes

[Ashevajak]

Bleh

 

 

In no possible universe should a squishy Drell Vanguard be going down less than the TGI....the same TGI who only scored 45k in a Gold match, by the way.

 

Person in second place was good though.  A Volus capable of both support and going on the offensive.  The others though....well, there is a reason I have the score I do.

 

*thinly veiled epeen thread*

[waltervolpatto]

wasted

 

BatSold fulll consumable UUP dropped in a wave of Plat reaper Hydra. Two player in the sniper spot on the dam... played for a minute then leave the lobby

Reload consumable, search for UUP and dropped in teh same map... left again

[Star fury]

mad

 

Started a solo U/U/G with BatSol, got London Collectors.  Pugs joined in waves 2 and 3.  Game was pretty smooth for the most part, though two of the pugs were less than useless, and the third pug didn't care about objectives.  Half the time in the hack circle he was not in it.  And I got all the devices.

 

Well with 11 seconds to go on extraction, I find a Banshee in the LZ, with full Armor and 50% Barrier, and another 10 feet away, so I missiled them.  This resulted in me beating the GI pug by a few thousand points.

 

Then he started sending me hatemail!

 

 

Then he left the lobby.  I replied "get mad bro"

 

 

I replied "no but they will after I post your qq on the BSN"

 

 

I replied "1v1 me babby"

 

For the record, at the time of this posting, he hasn't accepted that challenge.

 

Bsn without exbawks players would've been much more boring. But I definitely don't miss whining about "missile glitch".

[JGDD]

POP-goes-the-weasel.

 

Played a game where the lag was such that I could reave >> shoot >> go have a conversation with Mr. Shields >> watch his head mysteriously vanish. Frankly I'm surprised I did as well as I did but I'm willing to bet reave had a lot more to do with that than the Graal making noggins disappear.

[DarkOrgasm]

It's Fly a Kite Day

 

Flew my kite-ing for 38mins in this guided tour of Reactor. Between kiting banshees and killing other things and kiting 2 volus trying to spam shield me (GE with my own shield spammer) it was a glorious day, except nobody went into the reactor to get fried