"SEE!?"
Alternate title: Ranyrevenge.
I need to preface this by saying I haven't run into a player in Gold/Plat who so much as had a gear bonus equipped in two days. Kinda sick of running into "lol better rewards ima leech" players. Screw their laziness. If I wanted to solo, I'd go do solo challenges. And if you're not enjoying the game now, you won't magically start enjoying it once you have better guns.
Anyways, I landed in a Giant hazard/ Collector/ Gold lobby (Which, on PS3, is the single biggest "**** you" combination; both cause issues just fine on their own!) The other players were all fairly new, using level 1 commons, no gear bonuses, etc. I groan, and immediately reach for the on/off switch on my mic to tell them they're not ready for gold, but I get cut off by one of them. "Awesome, this chick's stats are so good, and she's the best of the best! We can do Platinum with her!" (Assuming it was based on how my PSN ID isn't exactly manly; same one I use on BSN, and I was using the Femshep banner.)
So I turn on my mic, and laugh. "You punks aren't ready for Platinum, but sure, I'll tag along just to enjoy your shrieks of despair." They laughed too, thinking I was doing a little playful jab at my gender, I guess, judging from how one of them went "Nah, dude's not a lady!" So the game started, and I was SO satisfied at how quickly they dropped. And I kept reviving them just to watch them die again, the entire time saying "See? I told you so!" Finally they started sprinting into Praetorian sync range just to escape my revives.
I forced a wave 3 pizza fail by staying on the other side of the map with the object, declaring "I'm not giving any of you lazy leech credits, earn them yourself!" I then set them up with helpful advice (Like gear bonuses not being one use only, focusing on Veteran Packs early on, etc) and ran some cofortable Silver games with them, actually teaching them the ropes, ammo crate locations, enemy weaknesses, etc.
Basically, I'm happy I -FINALLY- managed to teach some people to stop leeching. I may have come across like a dick, but if I let them taste a Platinum Leech, they may have never gone back down to Silver >_<