MRAHAHAAA!
Had another krogan returning headbutts between waves, and three times during the match I managed to headbutt and/or carnage cerberus units backwards into armed cain trip mines. FOR TUCHANKAAA!
MRAHAHAAA!
Had another krogan returning headbutts between waves, and three times during the match I managed to headbutt and/or carnage cerberus units backwards into armed cain trip mines. FOR TUCHANKAAA!
Lag
Totted out all the best there is for plat, incendiary ammo ivs etc and you know there's something wrong when the hp bar of the mob isn't even moving even if you kept the reegar fire on the banshee or other mobs for like 3-4 secs. Or when you think you're firing straight at the mob but he doesn't seem to be getting damage. Or when you think you fire off a missile but the big guys don't fall dead. Or when you glitch and all you can fire are siege pulses.
Youhavelostyourconnectiontothemassefectuniverse.
On wave 11 of a pretty good match. Long time since this had happened last, though.
Dirt...
on my armor. Damn bugs.
Melee Krogan Vanguard vs Collector on Hydra.
I was the only one one to get out alive! xD
Not a bad team, just a little too scared by Collectors for their own good. All in all, not a bad pug.

Learning how to play Plat.
We did get tons of useful tipps from our host MrMosh (any chance he's around here?) and managed to finish each of the two matches in under 25 minutes. Great games. And in case you read this, thank you for the tips, MrMosh! Hope to play with you again sometime. ![]()
GoTeamGeth
Decided to go pugging as a Geth Infiltrator. Ended up on Reapers/Ghost/Gold just as Wave 3 started with, you guessed it, a Juggernaut, a Geth Engineer, and a Geth Trooper. I think this sums it up pretty well:
Dat Juggernaut
Dat Juggernaut
Doing the Shepard dance. ![]()
NoShitsGiven
Entire team died and bled out right at the start of Wave 3 target objectives on Goddess/Collectors/Gold. I spent the entire Wave Cloak > Dark Channel > Run Away to clear the targets. One time I even pulled out the missile launcher to clear my escape route, while the target was Dark Channelling away.
Once the targets were all clear, I found 4 Captains who were eager to get in on some of that hot gang Asarigasm action
HazardReactor/Collectors/Gold
This may very well be my all-time favorite pug set. So much fun was had with people blowing up by Possessed Abominations, Seeker Plagues, Scion Grenades and Reactor cycles. The Wave 3 Escort objective almost wiped the entire team because someone pushed the button and cooked 3 of us, but then he had nowhere to run from the Praetorian that snuck up behind him. Wave 11 though everyone cooperated and got full extraction.
FML
Two consecutive gold match failures that were my damn fault for putting myself in bad situations to try and save my teammates instead of trying to solo.
Troll
N7 level 9 QFI (Mantis I/Shuriken I) hosting an U/Collector/Platinum game, I am first to land in his lobby. Sure, why not? Switch to my own QFI, equip the Mantis, unequip anything else, this is not going to take long, right? Except, at this point the host switches to a Valiant, puts level 3 ammo on it. Ok, he really wants to do this. I equip some more myself (I am sure he has put on the totality of his equipment, might as well show some support); I set ready, host readies; 5,4,3,2,1... and the host bails!
Well played my man, well played! Surely a more refined troll than someone wearing a BotB banner bailing right away, don't you think? ![]()
Balls.
6 12 of them to be precise in a team of 4: 3 Krogan and 1 AIU. 2 Shaman and my melee Krentinel.
Geth Goddess... How do you spell MWRAAAAAW?
The best part was that the AIU had Reegar (VII I think) and still we managed to headbutt more than her. I forgave her because many melee was answered between waves.
RUSzero something Krogan: your Shaman was great.
Well Mwraaw!
Balls.
6 of them to be precise in a team of 4: 3 Krogan and 1 AIU. 2 Shaman and my melee Krentinel.
Geth Goddess... How do you spell MWRAAAAAW?
The best part was that the AIU had Reegar (VII I think) and still we managed to headbutt more than her. I forgave her because meny melee was answered between waves.
RUSzero something Krogan: your Shaman was great.
Well Mwraaw!
Three Krogan should have 12 balls.
We have no times to learn maths! We only have time to MRAAAAW!
or:
Too many headbutts.
or:
We used them as 'nades. Because krogan balls are that powerful.
Inferno nades are the testicles of fallen Krogans. Seems legit.
Inferno nades are the testicles of fallen Krogans. Seems legit.

We have no times to learn maths! We only have time to MRAAAAW!
or:
Too many headbutts.
or:
We used them as 'nades. Because krogan balls are that powerful.
And the salarians thought the genophage would curb Krogan aggression. Instead, with nothing better to do with 'em...
Inferno nades are the testicles of fallen Krogans. Seems legit.
fallen Krogans? I take you are forgetting the... aaaah... the benefits of regenerating, redundant internal systems!
oops
Somehow the entire wave 10 escort got cooked in the reactor, I wonder how that happened? ![]()
Scorewhore.
Landed in a lobby with a vorcha/acolyte setup. Throughout the match, they ignored objectives and burned everything. An embarrassment to the vorcha master race if I ever saw one. A true vorcha would help with objectives and revive teammates WHILE burning everything at the same time. I died right next to them and what do they do? Walk right by me because they had more important things to do. Luckily I was my assguard and just nuked everything with lift grenades. Probably would have top scored if I hadn't been sync-killed at the beginning of a wave. Oh well.
FunFunFunFunFunFun
So much ragequitting in PS3 platinum pug lottery but it was still FunFunFunFunFunFun
Worthy!
YOU ARE NOT!
A second Krogan vanguard not meleeing, with a pistol, and not answering headbutts? In Goddess? Vs Reaper? With more than double my N7 level? Let me call a true god to show you how disappointed I am!

Even Odin is rustled.
With more than double my N7 level?
Because -that- is so important and implies skill? ![]()
Because -that- is so important and implies skill?
Because I would like to believe when someone has more than 4000 (I'm 3500 something) as N7, the only reason why you aren't answering an headbutt it's because you're a douche.
But maybe it's just me... ![]()
Because I would like to believe when someone has more than 4000 as N7, the only reason why you aren't answering an headbutt it's because you're a ******.
But maybe it's just me...
Just you.
The other guy probably thought, "Why is he attacking me? Did I do something wrong? He's doing it again! ... what a ******."