Drunk
...As in me because I don't care right now. I will not apologize to the pugs I played with. I'm wasted and my krogan warlord didn't give a million fucks! He smashed away at things that weren't there but who cares. Life sucks and multiplayer is awesome! Great stress reliever! Uh oh! Biomods are watching me. Better be careful because I'm that much of a trouble maker now.
Hamsters
Kinda bored. Taking the back seat these couple of days, meaning I'm not even trying to mow down mobs except those that came my way, and watch the others at work. 
I still do the objectives except the one that requires a target; I know it's often missiles away! Sometimes I get lag so I'll leave halfway through the match; I know I could leave because I wasn't doing much killing but the other three players were doing very well. Very well indeed.
The only exception was a match yesterday. White / Geth / Gold. I dropped in and see three skulls .... wave 1. Oh it's that kind of team. I'll give them points for trying, they really did but they were armed with pea shooters. Btw, they made great cannon fodder. 
Everyone except one guy extracted.
Volus-carry
I decided I would take the volus adept out for a spin, which for me is a terrible idea. Given my track record with the butt of all bowling ball jokes I looked for a lolsilver match and joined a lobby with a volus engineer, fury and aiu. The match comes up glacier hazard reaper so I'm thinking hey this shouldn't be too bad we've got the ability to overload the server the sounds of breaking glass and biotic booms; needless to say I forgot the one important aspect of pugging- assume squad incompetence. The fury never cast dark channel or annihilation field making the only biotic explosions come from my stasis/biotic orb and the one random throw that hit a stasis frozen spawn. The aiu seemed to only know how to run away. Fortunately the other volus was semi competent as we were forced to duo most of the waves. End of the match scoreboard said it all (for those who want to argue score is at least semi important) I would now like to recant earlier statements about volus usefulness being restricted only for taking space/acting as a decoy
Boom
Someone named BioWareMod03 joined my lobby (Could it be the BioWareMod03?). My guess it it's someone's alt. Anyway the booms were amazing.
Wave 6 was a bit of a clusterf*ck with everyone having to use multiple ops, gels and missiles. But it was all worth it. Collectors + booms is so much fun.
N7 1 on plat 
He did stick around for the first round and died only three times, so not too bad. I was hoping he would stay to be carried though, first game ever and extraction on plat would be a cool thing to do 
Popeye
*points at Alt Account in sig* Krolord. Just... Krolord. 4 of us. On silver.
Popeye
*points at Alt Account in sig* Krolord. Just... Krolord. 4 of us. On silver.
For bonus points, how many were all pink?
For bonus points, how many were all pink?
Just me, sadly.
Swarms
Giant/Collectors/Gold. I hadn't played for a few months, so I've been sticking to my best characters since I came back last night. Started with my HFEng. Aside from the swarms that were right beside me every time I turned around (I must have got caught by them at least 3 times per wave), it went quite well. Reasonably competent pugs - all 5 of them (wave six host migration, leaving myself and a vorcha alone for devices...), and apparently I'm not as rusty as I was expecting - 147K points!
Joined a new gold lobby afterwards, took a quick look at the loadouts. PUG #1 - Avenger III. PUG#2 - Hornet I. PUG#3 - Shuriken VII. Uhh, yeah, not happening. I'm going to need a bit more of the rust taken off before I try that one...
Boring. Me..TGI/Particle Rifle...Firebase White/Collectors...forgot how boring TGI was till I selected him for this match.
LESSON
So I dropped my happy N7 120 ass into a Gold lobby hosted by some guy with a decent N7/CP ranking. Another N7 120 dropped in, and an N7 180. The host set it to Platinum, I guess to teach the noobs a lesson. I was on my Salarian Infiltrator, with a Raptor for the Challenges. Little did the host know, I set my mouse to rapid fire left click. 
Well after extraction, the noob N7 120 SI with Raptor came in first place with a 50k lead. One of the other noobs came in 2nd place. Mister Teach Us a Lesson was 3rd.
Back in the lobby, I text chatted "The Raptor kinda sucks, eh" and then the host promptly left.
Alt account suspected!!
Gold pug. Got our b...s handed to us by a N7 32 with no equipment and a lvl 1 eagle lol. Outscored The rest of us with a margin (The rest of us were all scrubs doing only 100 k lol).
Wow that guy/gal could certainly play!! Could easily be some glorious BSNr on a Troll account :-D
Sounds suspiciously like Rusty has reactivated his alt account 
Deft
an otherwise pretty run-of-the-mill game, highlighted by a nemesis grab... while walking the pizza. I was a TGI (with Argus, fun combo... once in a while), so it truly felt like the feat of a ghost
Alt account suspected!!
Gold pug. Got our b...s handed to us by a N7 32 with no equipment and a lvl 1 eagle lol. Outscored The rest of us with a margin (The rest of us were all scrubs doing only 100 k lol).
Wow that guy/gal could certainly play!! Could easily be some glorious BSNr on a Troll account :-D
Gunhammer.
I got sync-killed mid-smash as the Krolord. When I got up, my Gun and hammer were overlapping as a single entity.
I used my running melee a lot, for maximum hilarity. Pugs were kinda average.
KABOOM
Playing Glacier/Collectors/Gold (non-hazard thankfully) as a BHammer Krolord with a bunch of mediocre pugs. Lots of missile spam ensured during the objective waves.
Of course, the best part is extraction. 3 seconds left on the clock when I notice a pair of Possessed Abombs in our midst. Naturally, I go to hammer them.
As Zaeed would say, I was the only one to make it out alive.
Alt account suspected!!
Gold pug. Got our b...s handed to us by a N7 32 with no equipment and a lvl 1 eagle lol. Outscored The rest of us with a margin (The rest of us were all scrubs doing only 100 k lol).
Wow that guy/gal could certainly play!! Could easily be some glorious BSNr on a Troll account :-D
Forgot to ask, was this on PS3? I made a new alt and the Eagle 1 came in my starter packs. While I'm not topping the scores too often, I did have one or two games where I was really in the zone, so I'm wondering if it may have been me.
As for my last pug in one word...
"Scouting"
Very high N7/Challenge rank team in gold. In drops my alt account (Currently at 69 N7) Level 13 Drell Infiltrator. Carrying a Cerberus harrier (Yeah, I got super lucky; on my main account it took close to 2 years to get one!) I guess they didn't kick due to the harrier. Or they wanted to see me suffer and laugh at me. One of them disconnects on entry, and in drops a second Drell Infiltrator, with a lower N7/Challenge than the rest of them (as I later learned in the lobby, after the game.) Recon mine everywhere, Drell Duo Supreme. The two remaining non-drell were left in the dust, it was amazing.
Text Chat
Didn't know that was possible, even with mods! The text-chatter also made the rest of us look like complete scrubs. So assuming that wasn't the result of further mods, I'm very impressed.
Grate.
Was levelling an asari vanguard on a simple bronze match. Got mildly annoyed when I noticed her lift grenades would fall through the grating down the hill leading to the ammo box/spawn point at the bottom.
Grate.
Was levelling an asari vanguard on a simple bronze match. Got mildly annoyed when I noticed her lift grenades would fall through the grating down the hill leading to the ammo box/spawn point at the bottom.
Missiles can fall through there too
Kitten.
Played a game of White/Geth/Gold with 3 PUGs who between them used ONE Incendiary II ammo and no other consumables. I was babysitting a two-months kitten who spent the entire game squirming all over my lap and the chair and I still outscored all 3 PUGs combined.
COMPLAINER
Dropped in progress to White/Cerby/Gold with a guy who kept facetanking Phantoms and complaining every time he went down. Didn't help with objectives, and forgot to extract. He got like 30k. He was the host.
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