Trumped
So I had a great idea: Vanilla Human Sentinel with Disruptor Krysae and AoE Throw! I've been doing gimmick kits like this on the Vanilla Soldier and Asari Adept, and it occured to me that the Human Sentinel is perfect for this! So I loaded her up and away we went!
I landed on Wave 2 Hazard Dagger/Collectors/Gold. After wrapping it up uneventfully, Wave 3 gave us a hack on the lower side. Not only was I the first to arrive, I was the only one who even cared. So I left to go scorewhore along with them, see how long it took them to figure out they were failing, all of that. Two minutes later, the N7 Demolisher went into the Hack Circle. On principle, I won't be the only one hacking; once another person gets there, I will return.
So I returned. I might as well have been alone though, because that guy was useless. He died and got stomped, so I followed suit. I texted "hi there's a hack", then I drank tea and spectated while the other two tried in vain to finish the job. The TGI bit the dust. The only one left was the worst Batarian Soldier I have ever seen. He must have specced completely out of Inferno Grenades, because he never threw a single one. I can just imagine his line of thinking: "I'm a BLADE SOLDIER! I specialize in all things Bladed!" No, you specialize in being a moron.
He used every last gel and missile he had, with less than 30 seconds to go and the hack only halfway finished. There was no feasible way to complete it alone in that time.
So anyway, back in the lobby, I noticed CP scores well over 30k. I texted "Space Trump says: You're fired!" and then left the lobby. Though I didn't expect any of them to be old and/or intelligent enough to understand the reference.