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[PatrickBateman]

Amazing,

 

As in the QME - I'm starting to see why QMR is so obsessed with quarians the more I play this guy, he's just amazing.

[Quarian Master Race]

We're all about speed, efficiency, and quantity

 

There's no shame in admitting you lesser races can't keep up with us.

"keeping up" for very long is never something that I've known you sapient salientians to be very good at.

you cloacas can't handle the quantity of deez coxae.

[Salarian Master Race]

Come, booshtet. What's taking so long for the rebuttal? I demand to be entertained.

 

And you two normally do a fine job at it, I might add. ... Too bad nat in the hat isn't back yet either.

 

Hopefully not smoking the aftercig, because smoking is super bad for you, especially when your heart rate is elevated

 

I recommend a good chocolate bar instead.  But not from Nestle because their CEO believes water is not a basic human right.  Not Hershey's either, because their chocolate tastes like pork.

 

Don't get me wrong, I like both pork and chocolate, but they should never taste like each other.

[Salarian Master Race]

"keeping up" for very long is never something that I've known you sapient salientians to be very good at.

you cloacas can't handle the quantity of deez coxae.

 

Last time I mentioned Salarian tongues, the post got deleted.

 

So I will simply say it's not just for eating flies.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Last time I mentioned Salarian tongues, the post got deleted.

 

So I will simply say it's not just for eating flies.

Can I be your best man at the wedding? Please?  

[Dalakaar]

Can I be your best man at the wedding? Please?  

All the work and responsibility yet barely any of the fun.

 

I'd show up for the bachelor party though.

[PatrickBateman]

t-raks joined a game in progress (collectors/glacier/platinum) but he left   (I would do the same )

 

Succesful extraction in the end, intense game, I had a really good asari adapt with me (the other 2 were not the best), but it sure get intense in those small spaces with the collectors.

[Dalakaar]

Great, just tore up a U/U/P that wound up Collectors Rio.

 

Was playing Tsent w/Wraith.

 

Drell W/Black Widow putting up recon mine in a great spot, along with a justicar throwing bubble up in the same choke point, and a vanilla human female engineer.

 

Rekt em gud.

[EnemySpinach]

Great, just tore up a U/U/P that wound up Collectors Rio.

 

Was playing Tsent w/Wraith.

 

Drell W/Black Widow putting up recon mine in a great spot, along with a justicar throwing bubble up in the same choke point, and a vanilla human female engineer.

 

Rekt em gud.

Liked for Recon mine not being detonated every 3 seconds to block your view.

[Quarian Master Race]

Last time I mentioned Salarian tongues, the post got deleted.

 

So I will simply say it's not just for eating flies.

yeah, the responding posts of mine were deleted as well. Apparently they were "abusive"

I'll show you "abuse"....and you'll like it.

[Dalakaar]

Liked for Recon mine not being detonated every 3 seconds to block your view.

Drell did a great job, only had one detonation that was unfortunately timed and blew a shot, once the entire match though.

 

That combo was amazing for that choke point.

 

I had tech armour and a cyclonic III so I felt fairly beefy (Comparable to the other kits). I'd run up to praetorians and get em to land in the bubble/recon radius then back off to RHA. Worked like a charm. Wraith x 2, warp to reload cancel (Which detonated the bubble or an incin.) Aboms came at me I'd overload and headshot.

 

Died a few times cause I got cocky but picked myself back up. Got sync'd once just as the device was finished w6 (They were all on the other side of the map getting the other device.) Knew I should've nuked that praetorian before settling down but figured I could after. Got the job done though.

 

Full extraction, really just a damn fine pug game. Would've stuck around for more but food/beer have been shouting at me for the last hour or so. >.<

[Dalakaar]

* Someone, I'm guessing the drell, was staying back far enough to force spawns on the other side of the map so we never got flanked either. Dunno for sure who was doing it (I was occupied) but helped significantly.

[Salarian Master Race]

yeah, the responding posts of mine were deleted as well. Apparently they were "abusive"

I'll show you "abuse"....and you'll like it.

 

Oh good, I was worried you were mad at me!

 

That said, though, you can take your anger out on me anytime...

 

I should go...

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

All the work and responsibility yet barely any of the fun.

 

I'm counting on there being an Asari Maid of Honor

[Kushiel42]

Educational.

 

I don't think I'd ever played the Slayer off-host. Never doing that again.

[DaemionMoadrin]

I'm counting on there being an Asari Maid of Honor

 

Chances are you'll get a futanari smurf instead.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Chances are you'll get a futanari smurf instead.

That's why I'm bringing you and a bunch of the others as well. Just in case futanari.

[Dalakaar]

Chances are you'll get a futanari smurf instead.

Life gives you lemons... Lemonade?

 

Close your eyes, aim for the blue starfish, and don't think about sea cucumbers.

[Quarian Master Race]

Oh good, I was worried you were mad at me!

 

That said, though, you can take your anger out on me anytime...

 

I should go...

As long as you don't mind me using you for your body.

I don't actually care if you mind or not.

[Salarian Master Race]

So a Guardian was coming through the door, with an impatient Atlas right behind him.  Then the Atlas had a great idea:  Since it couldn't go AROUND the Guardian, it'd go OVER him instead!

 

 

But then that plan fell apart, when it realized it was now stuck.

 

 

 

As long as you don't mind me using you for your body.

I don't actually care if you mind or not.

 

You know, that says a lot, brain the size of a planet, and it's my body you want

 

I can't blame you, really.  But you'll have to take it by force.

[EnemySpinach]

I'm here to kick names and take ass, and I'm all out of - wait what am I even...?

Oh. Right. You guys made me use too many likes. That's a thing.

 

[RanetheViking]

It's always funny when you clutch the wave, and right as you are about to kill the last enemy, the host chooses that EXACT MOMENT to ragequit.

 

They get mad at you for carrying them, how stupid is that!

That's happened quite a lot to me recently.

And it's always when you've just about wrapped the wave up too. AARGH!!

[Urizen]

Can I watch? I´ll leave the camera at home, I swear

[T-Raks]

t-raks joined a game in progress (collectors/glacier/platinum) but he left   (I would do the same )

 

Succesful extraction in the end, intense game, I had a really good asari adapt with me (the other 2 were not the best), but it sure get intense in those small spaces with the collectors.

Normally I wouldn't have left, but I joined during an escort and spawned right between two brutes. Didn't wanna waste a second medi-gel after I couldn't get free and didn't wanna lie around there waiting for a revive when you guys had more important things - like succeeding with that escort - to do. Hope we run into each other again. Then we can kick Collectors in the ass together. Those cheaters. 

[Urizen]

quicknfun

 

After unsuccessfully trying to join 3 games on bronze ( I got kicked, either because they were waiting for someone else or they didn´t like my avenger ^^ ), I opened my own lobby and started away. Quickly I got joined by 3 fellow members of the me3mp crowd. The next following 5 games were all sub 14. Woohoo. Any my epeen grew by like 500".