16639 réponses à ce sujet

[Salarian Master Race]

Teabaggin

 

So my Incendiary Lancer Salarian Engineer landed in a GiP which turned out to be a preset Hydra/Reapers/Gold, though it was still Wave 1 at the time.  The host was the Vorcha with Submission Net, and a Reegar.  He'd started solo, so he must be pretty good, right?

 

Wave 2, two pugs joined.  Things went decently until Wave 5.  I don't know WTF was going on over there, but shortly after the Wave started, I was the only one left alive.  Everyone else was dead.  It was up to the Salarian Engineer to clutch Wave 5!

 

And even that went perfectly smoothly, with no Ops Packs or Medi Gels required, but the best part of all, was that with the entire team spectating me, and a Banshee hot on my tail, I was able to squeeze in 5 seconds to teabag a Brute in the LZ, by repeatedly taking low cover over its dead body.  You just don't pass up an opportunity like that!

 

One of the lesser pugs tapped out around Wave 7.  We never got a replacement.  The host got Banshee'd in the Gazeebo on Wave 11, and failed to extract.

[Urizen]

My last 3 bronze pugs.

 

first: fast ( 2 HSol, 1 TSol and I can´t remember the 4th )

second: bioticmadness ( 2 HFA, 1 Novaguard and a smashguard )

third: uneventful ( 1 Krolord, 1 Geththingy, 1 Saleng and something else )

 

Italic = my kit

[Indoctornated]

Can I watch? I´ll leave the camera at home, I swear

 

Oh no, you bring that camera with you and share.

[Urizen]

Of course I bring my cam with me. I had to say that, otherwise they might not let me watch .

[Silvershroud]

Boring.

 

My melee specced Krosent dropped into a game with a Javelin GI, a Hurricane GI, and a Harrier TGI.  I didn't even get a bronze melee medal .  And my omni-blade handle was the Typhoon.  By the time it got wound up, everything was dead, so I didn't get to shoot much either.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Spammer

 

I had forgotten how annoying human vanguard spam can be. I don't think it has bothered me in years, but I had one who was hosting with a horrible connection. The average delay from every action was 3-5 seconds, depending. There were plenty of times that I had to use a thermal clip to reload, because the reload animation was lagging so far behind that I literally couldn't get the clip re-filled for 10 seconds at a time. And I was using a Suppressor. Fun.

 

On the rare occasions when I had bullets, enemies were not rubber-banding, and I could actually shoot my gun, I had the spammer shaking my screen non-stop, making it impossible to hit anything.

 

I can't remember that last time I was so annoyed by a PuG. Mostly it was that he was hosting from Jupiter.

[Ashevajak]

TeamofNoobs

 

No more than 500 CP or N7 ranks between the lot of them, using very low level uncommon weapons.

 

Which led to a predictably frustrating 26 minute(!) Gold Glacier game against Geth.

[EnemySpinach]

I can't seem to stay connected today, so here's my two PUGs from last night.


Game 1: Cute.

 

I was testing a Widow/Locust QFI. It did not go well. Locust 1 is absolutely terrible and took a whole clip to drop a cannibal with cloak bonuses, and if I didn't decloak instantly, cooldowns were far too long. But there was also this Harrier TGI stalking me and trying to get all the kills. I still outscored the guy. For bonus points, after getting Phantom'd on Extraction, I watched him and he jetpack'd out of the LZ at the last second. Hilarious. Overall, for a Cerberus/Jade game, it was pretty smooth.

 

Game 2: Shoo!

I changed to a Demolisher. That TGI kept coming over to my Pylon while I was setting up a line of defense. He very rarely got my grenades and I think he got the point when I started shooting at him and light meleeing him, EVENTUALLY. The TGI had the lowest score due to refusing to fight without stim packs and refusing to use normal ammo crates for them, and basically just stalking my pylons and grabbing any nades I wasn't there to grab if I needed to move. Needless to say, I made SURE to use all the grenades I could, so there'd be no leftovers for the idiot. Dagger Hazard was the perfect excuse to throw a few blindly!

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

Duo. My GE teamed up with a GT. The other guy had much higher N7 and CP scores than I do, so I loved him. We had ReactorHazard/Geth, but I don't think this guy was a BSN douchebag, so we didn't worry about using the reactor for cover when necessary. Last objective was reactor hack, with Primes and Pyros everywhere.

Also, there was a third guy playing a TSol who had no business on Gold. He died all the time. I pretended that GE's had Turian-flavored decoys so I didnt feel bad about letting him bleed out.

Anyway, many heretics were consensussed. Decoy remained planetside.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

I pretended that GE's had Turian-flavored decoys so I didnt feel bad about letting him bleed out.

LMAO!

[Kushiel42]

Uplifting.

 

Actually encountered a team of players who are funny, friendly and skilled enough to handle U/U/P without matches getting too dicey. All three returned friend requests and positive post-game messages. This is, like, unheard of on Xbox Live, so my faith in humanity is somewhat restored.

[Ashevajak]

VanguardonRio

 

Volus melee vanguard, to be specific.  It was terrible.  Kept on glitching out, finding myself back on the central walkway in Rio, after spending 5 minutes running around on the ground.  Also fairly sure my CM IV wasn't working, as I was getting one-shot by pretty much everything.  Shield and health what now?

 

Especially cute was when I joined the hack, only to spawn back on the central walkway, between two turrets.  I needed three medigel just to get off.

 

Raaaaargh,

[Urizen]

explosive

 

both games were reapers/silver

 

first map was vancouver. He played a smashadept, I played TSent. Either he primed and I detonated or vice versa. Nice! The other two did a fine job as well. One rocked the TSol and what the other was, idk. He used Cain mines though. second map was dagger, he played GE, I stuck with the TSent. He primed and I detonated. Glorious. But with just 10 secs on the clock left, my internet had to disconnect. Grrr.

[Indoctornated]

SuperLag

 

One of my matches earlier today was the craziest lag I've seen this side of PS3. Seen one 4th guy guy join, then leave. So that confirmed it wasn't just me, along with everybody teleporting all over the place. And thought to myself "Wish I would of thought of that." But I decided to soldier it through, because I remembered that host's name from a yesterdays pug game too. That, and it's really hard to let down someone named "Ugly_Guy" or some name like that. But yeah. Crazy lag it hurt. Like I'd toss an Arc Nade and I wouldn't know it I threw a blank or if it would detonate a few 3-4 seconds later.

 

One weird lag incident as I was running toward the LZ on White from downstairs past the ammo box on that new addition, and banked a right after the stairs toward the LZ. I instead get pulled back as if I made a right before the stair and now heading for the ladder? But then teleported back on my original course again and toward the LZ like planned. Never seen this before. So I guess all that lag was worth this alone.

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

LMAO!

It's not as passive-aggressive as it sounds. Whatever took him down was standing there ready to take me down, too, and this was Geth--poking your head out at the wrong time can get you stunlocked and put down in short order. The guy just wasn't ready for Gold.

But...I hated to just leave him there, helpless prey to the depredations of the heretic Geth. If you could spend just two nanoseconds among their subroutines, you'd know the perversions intended for Turians and Volus within their consensus. In fact, they sound quite a bit like the folks in the Single Player forums.

[Dalakaar]

 

'Bout a minute left on extraction.

[Indoctornated]

^ Your Asari looks just as surprised.

[Urizen]

 

'Bout a minute left on extraction.

I know that feel!

[Obsidian Gryphon]

Disaster-Noobs

 

On gold match, collectors. The host was a human engineer and overloaded himself with a BW and a reegar. On wave 3, disabling devices. The other three went down and didn't bother to gel. I tried to get to two of them, one was too far away and his timer ran out (I'm guessing he didn't bother to tab on his space bar) when I was trying to get to him. The third was trying for 2nd device, was dropped and didn't bother to gel with a collector trooper on top of him. I got the 2nd and 3rd devices. Ran out of time for the 4th, would have gotten it too if I have the time to lure the mobs away.

[Indoctornated]

^ Yes, folks not tapping to button while waiting to be revived is very annoying. ... guess I should stop doing that.

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

Nightmare.

Got into a group with a couple AIU's and a Collector Adept. I was running the GE. We draw Collectors/Dagger-Hazard. I immediately congratulate myself for loading up with disruptors. The Adept and I are getting all the attention, of course, and he's going down like a cribhouse ******. He gets tired of the whole thing and bails. Now I'm the only one without aggro dump, and I can't see any badguys. To make things even better, one of the AIU's apparently didn't understand Tac Cloak and Repair Matrix, because he's getting thumped as hard as I am. But that's not supposed to happen to an AIU, so he ragequits, too.

Now I'm in a duo with a guy the enemy can't see, while I can't see the enemy. And then the other guys goes down. I ran around trying to find a spot where I couldn't get sniped by invisible enemies, failed, and finally let the nightmare end.

[The NightMan Cometh]

I Don't recall that Senator.. I was really drunk...was a Ghost Hazard/Reapers match ...Me,as a Geth Trooper with Typhoon /Incid ammo.. I blacked out after wave 4...But obviously we extracted cuz I had the credits  ( I spent everything I had in the bank on equipment before) and I finished 2nd in scoring.. Banshees must have smelt like BBQ.

[Urizen]

1xp

 

 

[fritz dingle]

glorious

 

one guy was down and 2 banshees were nearby. another guy rezzed him and one banshee picked him up just after he finished rezzing.

the other banshee then picked up the rezee. simultaneous synchkills only a couple feet apart. i'd never seen that before.

 

glorious.

 

the only question is why the hell didnt i take a screenshot.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Loaded into a game in progress.

 

Against Collectors.

 

By myself.