Four words, that are a bit of a spoiler of the video in the thread I'm about to make:
Lash
Phantom
Midair
Synch-Kill
Screw you, pug ![]()
Okay, I guess that was 7 words...
Four words, that are a bit of a spoiler of the video in the thread I'm about to make:
Lash
Phantom
Midair
Synch-Kill
Screw you, pug ![]()
Okay, I guess that was 7 words...
Adjusting.
I just bought a new, cheap mouse because mine died, and nowhere in town sells decent gaming mice, so I had to order one. I'm used to having one of the thumb buttons mapped to medigel, most for the sake of reload-cancelling. My temporary 5$ mouse doesn't have any, and I was to accustomed to using it all the time to remember how to do it without that button.
The match itself went quite well. An AIU who not only knew what they were doing, but actually left enough grenades in the boxes that my Slasher had plenty for himself! Plus a Collector - lots of biotic priming for me to detonate, and a Javelin GI (with a Stabilization Module
).
Drunk.... well my Geth was at least, I just had sore eyes


Man your Geth and Geth Scanner sure are OP on the eyes.
Rolled Collectors / Vancouver with a buncha newbees....this GIF explains every single feeling I had each and every wave:

^ That is such an awesome and appropriate gif for such a situation. ![]()
(I'm currently listening to the start of GNR Nightrain, which matches the rhythm of his head bop perfectly)
Looooooooooooool
Joined a game in progress, Reapers/White/Platinum
The first thing I see are 3 skulls, it's wave 1 and the score of the 3 brave pugs :
630
270
120
It made me laugh so hard I could barely exit the game ![]()
^ Sinful Force likes these matches best.
Lolgold pugs
Decided to end the night with a gold game as the Volus adept using the Carnifax.
Got hazard gigant vs cerberus. Don't want to make an epeen post but the little Volus outscored the pugs a lot, more than twice as much as the number 2 - Tsol with Lancer VII. Had to solo wave 10 and came really Close to lone survivor on wave 11.
That must have been a bit embarrassing for the others.
ctd ![]()
Had a few pugs that were pretty solid. Though I got the Last Survivor in one game. Last game we were on w10 with one atlas remaining. I did my thing, detting my own FEs and as the atlas went down, my game crashed. ME3MP, I don´t like hints like that ![]()
5Waves
Got the 5 Waves Survived medal in a Plat pug. So that was a pretty good game. Even the obvious noob camping the box of shame with his TGI Viper I didn't go down too much.
^ Not the reckless type I see.
Depends. On an objective level, you can be pretty reckless when you have overwhelming firepower, which Viper aside we had in spades.
I was just saying because there's a mini game in balacing reckless for epeen and stepping down for we must live too.
quargasm
Joined a gold lobby as my QFE. Got another very competent QFE pug and we rekt the reapers on Hydra. Then, the melee AIU pug switched to a QME. We started as a trio and were joined by a Crusader QFI. Same group stayed together for several games playing quarians, participating in heavy melee, tech power spam and dodge dodge circles between waves. All games were extremely fast, successful and sexy, with much soup, bananas and slaying of enemy spinach.
quarian pugs ![]()
On an objective level, you can be pretty reckless when you have overwhelming firepower, ....
"I don't need luck, I have ammunition." ![]()
"I don't need luck, I have ammunition."
I feel like I've heard that line before, but I can't remember where..
Oblivious
Reapers Dagger GIP, I did a search for a gold lobby since I wanted some credits fast. Waves 7 and 8 were really fast, I was impressed by how quickly everyone was killing everything and could barely find anything to do, and the argus I i was using seemed to really be shredding through things. Then I hit pause and saw we were on bronze.
OnTheLine
I just went to the grocery store to pick up some bread flour, and the only available parking space had an SUV parked to the left that was right on the painted parking line. This meant that I had about one and a half feet of clearance to open my door and get in and out.
After getting my flour, as I pulled out I noticed a sticker displayed proudly in the back window:
"UNITED STATES AIR FORCE"
You shouldn't be flying a plane if you can't even park a ****** car.
I just had two back to back PUGs.
Game 1: Quarians!
My QMI joined a Quarksman, QFE, and... Collector. Why a collector instead of joining us? His PSN was something like "ISuckAtGames" or something, so I forgive him for not knowing any better. Anyways, we rolled Reapers/Giant/Silver (I was trying to relevel my Infiltrators) and basically facerolled the reapers.
Game 2: Traitors!
My Melee Smashguard joined a Sniper/Strike Shadow against Cerberus. We also had a Talon Merc who joined us who had nothing better to do than follow us spamming Omni Bow at us. Lastly, we had a competent BatSent, but I can't think of anything remotely relating to my one word so screw the BatSent.
What was my reward for coming on top for both these games? Raptor 1 and Arc Pistol 1. My Alt account can finally stop sucking, I have my God.
wtf²
3 seconds to go till extraction. And that HFA pug decided to leave the EZ. U kidding me? I hope it was worth shockwaving that husk over full extraction.
wtf²
3 seconds to go till extraction. And that HFA pug decided to leave the EZ. U kidding me? I hope it was worth shockwaving that husk over full extraction.
Husk Points, the hardest thing to get in this game. He's probably had Reaper Mastery stuck at 99% for about 5 weeks ![]()
INFURIATING!
So my QMI dropped into a lobby alongside 2 Grenade Capacity V AIUs (Ugh, they think they really need that many repair matrices? Go back to silver you freaking scrubs) and a Demolisher. My alt account has relatively few good power based kits without grenades, so I swapped to my own Demolisher, because at least I can rely on my own Pylon, right? Apparently the other Demolisher thought it was the best idea ever to stalk me and stack our pylons for the AIUs! No common godddamn decency on that team! I turned on the mic and asked them to PLEASE stop putting their pylon so close to mine, and I kept moving and tried to keep to myself, but NOPE!
Protip: If a Demolisher is dead, or away from the pylon: Go nuts! But if they're camping it? STAY THE **** BACK, YOU SELFISH ******!