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[emexia]

Uhh...

 

Joined a GIP wave 3 and this happened.

 

 

What? There were some other issues, like my being completely unable to damage anything, so I bailed. 

[Urizen]

ihateoffhostissues

 

White Hazard/Cerberus

 

When I joined the lobby I almost bailed when I saw the N7 and CP rating of the other 3. N7 was < 150 and CP was less than 1000. But then I thought, wth. Let´s try to curry them. Worked quite well. I didn´t have to clutch as many waves as anticipated up until w6. It was devices. The last device was camped out by 2 nemesis, who refused to get kited. But a phantom was hawt on me. Only problem: she managed to corner me. But hey, I have TA don´t I. Only that it refused to go off which lead to me getting synced. You gotta love the TSent offhost.

 

smooth

 

Giant Hazard/Geth

 

1 word: QFI. Dem toasters got rekt. Only 1 of the former 3 stayed on, who played a KroSol. And he played him quite well I might add. Died on nearly every wave, but he only had a Revenant I and a Claymoar I. We were joined by a GT and a Paladin. I sabotaged the heck out of the geth and the rest got their dose of headshots. Managed myself a new personal Highscore that way. Almost 190k.

[BloodBeforeTears]

BULL$H!+.

 

Decent PUG vs. Reapers/Reactor/Gold.  3 man run - myself as vsent + GT + GI.  I remember at the beginning of wave 9 light meleeing the crap out of a lone marauder near the ladder close to the LZ area, so much so that he appeared to fall of the structure - "whatevs" i thought, and proceeded going on with my standard flamer/cluster fire explode/harrier headshot protocol.  Next thing I knew both my teammates were dead - "that's weird, but whatevs... they're geth - its to be expected" i thought.  So I solo'd the remainder of the wave and then it happens... "down to the last enemy"... and ... it's that ****** marauder that I melee'd off the structure at the beginning of the wave - but he wasn't really off the structure anymore, rather suspended on top of it - and F***ING INVINCIBLE.  WTF!!??  After expending all my ammo, grenades, and the rest of my missiles, I let the f**ker kill me.  Such BS.  

 

Anyone know how to remove the invincibility effect from such enemies?

[Armiger Ann]

Glitch?

 

Briefly joined a GIP that turned out to be Condor something Gold and saw one player, and only that player, with a score of over 51K on wave 1. That even possible? Of course it was on Condor ...

[valsharess24]

Tons of fun.

You have lost connection...

Waiting for other players....

You have lost connection....

You have lost connection...

[TheTechnoTurian]

ButtBanged. 

 

it was Good, I'll never look at drell the same again 

[TheNightSlasher]

^ Did that drell have a large sniper rifle that has fluid magnetically drawn into the chamber before firing at lethal speeds?

[TheTechnoTurian]

^ Did that drell have a large sniper rifle that has fluid magnetically drawn into the chamber before firing at lethal speeds?

 

let me put it this way: it's a good thing my asari is very flexible

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

^ Did that drell have a large sniper rifle that has fluid magnetically drawn into the chamber before firing at lethal speeds?

Clumsiest euphemism ever?

[7twozero]

wut

 

Two lone wolves, neither one had any consumables or armor mitigation. My human soldier with level two equipment outscored all three other players put together. What's that all about?

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

wut

 

Two lone wolves, neither one had any consumables or armor mitigation. My human soldier with level two equipment outscored all three other players put together. What's that all about?

They are buddies who had a bet going that they could troll a BSNer into carrying them? They are just no-equipment leechers who were that way before they got Lone Wolf? They burned all their equipment carrying poor pugs to victory and are trying to scrape up the wherewithal to afford a JEP? Your N7 of 20 fooled them into believing that you're a n00b and they'd find it easy to outscore you even without equipment? (I think you'd like it if it was the last one )

[Buggy McBugbugs]

Heh, had a Lone Wolf krogan 1diot yesterday who insisted on meleeing every single sync-kill unit he could find. Got grabbed on all three objective waves causing a game fail on wave 10 since I couldn't kill the last Banshee in time. Out of missiles since I only had two and had to use them earlier in the game.

 

Didn't help either that the other two players were pretty weak and went down tons.

[RanetheViking]

Fun and or KROLORD!

 

I've been using my little buddy the Geth Engie a lot lately, but when I pug'ed into a Platinum lobby with three Reegar wielding Krolords, being the team player I am, I switched to mine as well.

 

It was heller fun with many a pimp slap and headbutt to be had. And of course much Krogan humour to be heard (Muahahah!)

I only got synced twice, which is good for me. 

 

I swear if and when they shut down the servers, or I really retire, the two of the things I'm gonna' miss the most are that awesome Krogan laugh and seeing the Krolords wittle legs kicking as he gets lifted by a Banshee to be gut punched.

 

Anyway, thanks for the good game guys.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Out of missiles since I only had two 

Alt account confirmed.

 

 

I only got synced twice,

That hardly counts.

[Buggy McBugbugs]

Alt account confirmed.

 

 

Why yes, of course. 130/950 to date Just playing for fun and a bit of a challenge.

[D-Rock0713]

Blargh

Landed in a preset lobby with some new players; a Juggy and 2 Demogirls. The Juggy and Demo1 camped the drop off, Demo2 camped the bottom ramp behind the cover, ALL went down repeatedly. They rarely helped with objectives, etc.. I help them extract, then bail on the lobby because I don't want to play the same preset match with people who don't help with objectives.

Quick game search, wind up wave 1 GiP with the same group. Blargh

[BurningBlood]

GRAAAAAAGHGH

Fell into a gold lobby with an absentee host, a BW SI, and a chatty player using a CSR Talon Merc (I'm terrible with names).  Convinced the others to kick the host rather than wait for Godot, and after migration we were rewarded with... a vanilla vanguard using a Raptor.  Well, okay, everyone geared up, so in we went.

 

Collectors, Hazard Dagger.  It went well at first: my VSent depleted the wave budget one decapitation at a time (with a few fire explosions for good measure) while the chatty guy explained that he was still adjusting to playing on PC after playing on console since release.  Everyone was contributing, helping with objectives, reviving when possible (the troopers and captains were very quick to stomp).

Wave 8 everything goes south in a hurry.  I got downed, and a web was promptly dropped on my body so even after gelling I couldn't get out of the line of fire and all my attacks hit the web instead of the enemies; downed again and quick-stomped shortly thereafter.  While spectating I noticed that the vanguard had left the match sometime after wave 6.  The other two tried valiantly but managed to get pinched between two praetorians and two possessed scions and couldn't pull out missiles with all the staggerlock.

Mission failed.  And then, the cherry on top: Mass Effect ™ 3 has stopped working.

[LemurFromTheId]

LOL

 

My Locust Quarksman found a lobby already occupating a BW GI, a Javelin GI and a GPS GI, all with full level III-IV equipment. We ended up facing Reapers on Dagger Hazard. In order to retain their pride, the GI's had to use their missiles on extraction.

 

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[DonMarfil]

In fact we were just making some extra points for our level 1 buddy...

[LemurFromTheId]

In fact we were just making some extra points for our level 1 buddy...

 

It's totally cool, I just found it funny when I saw those missiles in the air. On some maps missile spamming is really irritating because it messes up the spawns, but Dagger isn't one of them.

[Alcyone80]

Level One

 

I was pugging away on Gold yesterday as I usually do. A shadow dropped in on our GIP and started going down a hell of a lot. Got back into the lobby to see that they had been using a level one character. Anyway, despite having levelled up their infiltrator to a L.9, they promptly switched out to a L.1 Batguard. I decided to stick around to witness the fun. They were semi-alright...and when I say that I mean they weren't going down constantly. However they refused to use any gel and finished up with less than 30k. Back in the lobby, you guessed it, switches out to a L.1 Batarian Sentinel.

 

Clearly this individual was using us as patsys to level up all of his characters. It was at this stage I bailed, after offering up some very polite criticism. I really don't mind people using L.1 characters on gold if they can pull their weight, however scoring 20-30k and bleeding out on 50% of the waves isn't pulling your weight.

[Urizen]

2mancurry

 

Condor/Collecturds

 

A slayer and my TGI curried a Juggernut and a SI to victory. But the juggernut atleast tried to help with objectives, which I consider a big plus, because that´s quite rare.

[Obsidian Gryphon]

Time Out is a bad idea

 

Whipping cerberus on gold match. I was a GE, the others were a TS, AA and a VA. The last two were the weakest. On  w10, I was knifed by a phantom, being unable to dodge as I was staggered and trapped in a corner near the LZ. We had just successfully delivered a pizza. The other three went for the second and no one knew how to fast deliver, so I watched them slowly walked, dropped, walked, dropped a few times to the LZ. They made it. Then the TS, he's the top scorer, got knifed at the exact same spot where I died. Now it's up to AA and VA. Missile the atlas and they went to the other end of the map with two phantoms left. Then of all things, the VA player went afk! The AA was obviously lagging or had really bad aim, misplaced the bubble and went down to the last phantom. I know he can't gel because he died too many times. Phantom had free run of the afk player. Down he went. Wiped. *roll eyes*

[LemurFromTheId]

Time Out is a bad idea

 

Whipping cerberus on gold match. I was a GE, the others were a TS, AA and a VA. The last two were the weakest. On  w10, I was knifed by a phantom, being unable to dodge as I was staggered and trapped in a corner near the LZ. We had just successfully delivered a pizza. The other three went for the second and no one knew how to fast deliver, so I watched them slowly walked, dropped, walked, dropped a few times to the LZ. They made it. Then the TS, he's the top scorer, got knifed at the exact same spot where I died. Now it's up to AA and VA. Missile the atlas and they went to the other end of the map with two phantoms left. Then of all things, the VA player went afk! The AA was obviously lagging or had really bad aim, misplaced the bubble and went down to the last phantom. I know he can't gel because he died too many times. Phantom had free run of the afk player. Down he went. Wiped. *roll eyes*

 

Could well be lag in this case, but... it's just so rare to see AA played well.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Out by 6

 

My QMI joins GiP, Gold, Hydra, Cerb, there's a Nemesis in front of me, I take her out and that's the end of wave 2. There's a Jugg, a KroGuard, and a Demogirl, who is - surprise surprise!! - camping the ammo crate at the LZ with her pylon. Wave 3 is pizza, they all hang at the LZ, I get both pizzas. Wave 4 is rough cos Phantoms and I have to clutch the last of the wave, wave 5 goes OK except the Kroguard has now been stabbed or executed every wave so far. Wave 6 is pizza again, they camp the LZ, I go get the pizza from the far corner of the map, zero help, I use 2 gels and 2 missiles getting it back, the Kroguard has been stabbed again, repeat the story with the second pizza. And by the time I get it delivered, they are all dead. I used the remaining Cobras on Dragoons and gratefully accepted a blade through my core musculature.

 

The scoreboard shows that I am top scorer. So the game was doomed from the first.

 

Why did I go to that effort to make sure they got their wave 6 credits? Maybe so they could get a map and learn to venture from the freakin' LZ, that's why!!!