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[Dabal Hayat]

Grim

 

Is the world we game in.

3 matches, and I'm ready to facepalm with my feet. I know karma is a ***, but come on Puggers!

-Geth, Dagger Gold: Destroyer (me), a Puggernaut and another Destroyer with only a Crusader. Soloed wave 5,6,7,8... we extracted, but only after 32 minutes of pure struggle and Geth shaenigans.

- Glacier, Collectors. I grabbed my novaguard, because I wanted to speed things up a little. We were the classic team who didn't "click" together. As in never: even if the Puggernaut did a little better, me and a Paladin were a pita for each other. Fast match, not really smooth. First time in... years I think, I finished my medigels before wave 7 on Gold.

- London Gold, Geth again. We had a Kroguard in team with Reegar, Botb Banner and much to prove. Not only he failed to deliver, he didn't even answered headbutts between waves.

 

I just need more face to palm

[Terminator Force]

^ Liked for Batman TAS.

[Salarian Master Race]

Juggerjerk

 

Joined London/Geth/Gold in-progress on Wave 3.  It was Activate 4 Devices, and there were two other guys:  A Juggernaut who obviously started solo, according to his score, and one pug who must have joined shortly before I did.

 

The first thing I noticed was how I wasn't even able to move from my spawn location thanks to Geth Stagger BS, went down, waited as long as I could, used a Medi-Gel.  The Juggernaut was standing right there, the entire time, Heavy Meleeing his heart out.  Pug #2 was up on the balcony somewhere, chain gelling himself.  The first objective was at the EZ on the other side of the map.

 

I managed to escape the LZ, and ran to a safe spot, to observe their antics for a moment.  The Jug got on his microphone "YO, are you going to shoot something?!"  To which I text replied, "I haven't decided yet".  My Asari Commando Adept then proceeded to activate all four of the devices without any tangible help whatsoever.  Afterwards, I continued, "Unsure if those would have got done if I hadn't joined, and it's only Wave 3."

 

Wave 5 we got a fourth member.

 

Wave 6 was targets, I nuked the first 3, and then it finally changed to a Rocket Trooper.

 

Wave 8 there was a minute long lag spike for everyone who wasn't the host.  I told him to turn off his porn stream, because I thought that was a ragequit in progress.  He mumbled something unintelligible in response.

 

Wave 10 was Escort, of course the Juggernaut did not help.  Actually NOBODY helped for the first minute, so I left the drone alone and went to scorewhore with the rest of them.  Eventually Pugs 2 and 3 went to find the drone, so I joined them.  As we ascended the ramp to the balcony, I was torn between letting the Jug get swarmed by every enemy on the map, or shooting a rocket at his feet for a passive-aggressive killstreak.  The latter option won out, and I managed to get two killstreaks from him as we crossed the balcony.

 

Wave 11,  Jug nuked 1 or 2 spawns, which was probably all he was able to carry since he was a new manifest, carrying a Reegar I and I think a Predator sidearm.  After a full extraction, The score was Me, Jug, Pug 2, Pug 3.  Jug got on his mic to tell pugs 2 and 3 how bad they were for getting outscored by a newbie Juggernaut.  I inconspicuously equipped a full load of gear, readied up, and placed a vote kick on him.  He mumbled something unintelligible into his microphone, and quit.

 

I didn't stick around through the migration, though, because I actually agreed with him.

[Antsu39]

It_seems_like_Katana_has_been_buffed

 

Landed on plat hazard Dagger where Juggie was soloing with Katana only or only is wrong word on this one because it´s firerate and damage was ridiculous. My black widow had 250 ammos but I could shoot only once before reloading.

[Vormav]

MayIReloadNowPlease(InsertNon-GenderSpecificHonorificHere)Geth?

 

So many Geth preset lobbies. One that I found was White, Geth, Gold, hosted by a player that seemed to be in the early stages building their manifest. I was concerned that they might have been a new player inspired by an old video, but based on their play I am more inclined to believe they were an experienced player on an alt account going for nostalgia. Decent games, but too much Geth.

 

Would that be "Mx Geth"? Somehow I bet that's been covered in the story section, but that place scares me like no lobby preset and player combination could.

[Dabal Hayat]

-snip-

 

I would like to lend you some of my face to palm, but I'm already out of face after simply reading it....

[Asari Goddess]

Juggerjerk

 

Joined London/Geth/Gold in-progress on Wave 3.  It was Activate 4 Devices, and there were two other guys:  A Juggernaut who obviously started solo, according to his score, and one pug who must have joined shortly before I did.

 

The first thing I noticed was how I wasn't even able to move from my spawn location thanks to Geth Stagger BS, went down, waited as long as I could, used a Medi-Gel.  The Juggernaut was standing right there, the entire time, Heavy Meleeing his heart out.  Pug #2 was up on the balcony somewhere, chain gelling himself.  The first objective was at the EZ on the other side of the map.

 

I managed to escape the LZ, and ran to a safe spot, to observe their antics for a moment.  The Jug got on his microphone "YO, are you going to shoot something?!"  To which I text replied, "I haven't decided yet".  My Asari Commando Adept then proceeded to activate all four of the devices without any tangible help whatsoever.  Afterwards, I continued, "Unsure if those would have got done if I hadn't joined, and it's only Wave 3."

 

Wave 5 we got a fourth member.

 

Wave 6 was targets, I nuked the first 3, and then it finally changed to a Rocket Trooper.

 

Wave 8 there was a minute long lag spike for everyone who wasn't the host.  I told him to turn off his porn stream, because I thought that was a ragequit in progress.  He mumbled something unintelligible in response.

 

Wave 10 was Escort, of course the Juggernaut did not help.  Actually NOBODY helped for the first minute, so I left the drone alone and went to scorewhore with the rest of them.  Eventually Pugs 2 and 3 went to find the drone, so I joined them.  As we ascended the ramp to the balcony, I was torn between letting the Jug get swarmed by every enemy on the map, or shooting a rocket at his feet for a passive-aggressive killstreak.  The latter option won out, and I managed to get two killstreaks from him as we crossed the balcony.

 

Wave 11,  Jug nuked 1 or 2 spawns, which was probably all he was able to carry since he was a new manifest, carrying a Reegar I and I think a Predator sidearm.  After a full extraction, The score was Me, Jug, Pug 2, Pug 3.  Jug got on his mic to tell pugs 2 and 3 how bad they were for getting outscored by a newbie Juggernaut.  I inconspicuously equipped a full load of gear, readied up, and placed a vote kick on him.  He mumbled something unintelligible into his microphone, and quit.

 

I didn't stick around through the migration, though, because I actually agreed with him.

 

But what do u expect on a jug u just need a lot of shields and a gun and your good. So that jug can go kiss my Asari a$$ if i was ever in that room. it would be different if he was with a character that isn't that easy play with. 

[TheTechnoTurian]

revelatory... 

 

some idiot terrible pug came into platinum with absolute shittier garbage loadout, avenger + explosive rounds + stabilization module + medigel transmitter on the human soldier, like they just played four bronze games, got that stuff then decided "hey i'm ready for some UUP" 

 

i roll my eyes at this stupidity and immediately begin composing a BSN post in my head, thinking that i must share how awful this pug is and how badly I'm about to topscore them in the last pug in one word thread. I wonder, what will my one word be? I pull out my thesaurus but the game starts so I don't have much time to consider it 

 

so this avenger idiot stays in the lobby along with a tgi, a reegar, and an asari huntress who joins later, ends up being cerberus rio. we limp on through the game in around 24-25 minutes, awkward. 

 

at the end of the game i examine the scoreboard and start preening while the the hand I don't use for eboob fondling hovers over the screencap button, my eyes settle in on my name NOT at the top of the board and then I realize... to my horror... 

 

the pug was me! i was the avenger human soldier with the explosive rounds!

 

i stared into the abyss, bsn... and the abyss stared back at me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

---

 

tl;dr played this build on plat, i name it: The Average Platinum Pug™ 

 

try it, it's fun, really 

[SilentStep79]

Voldept.

 

Tried him out seriously for the first time in perhaps...ever. Had a pretty good game. Wound up getting Reapers on Jade. Until wave 11 when pugs started nuking and spawned Banshee on top of me and...sync

[SweatoftheHamster]

 

tl;dr played this build on plat, i name it: The Average Platinum Pug™ 

 

I lol'd, thank you

 

BTW, no nades, no bang! (Can I have a groan, BSN, pls?)

[Salarian Master Race]

Whoremoar

 

Host (Pug 1) was a Batarian Adept, I was a Salarian Engineer.  Pug 2 was a TGI with a Geth Rifle.  Pug 3 came in as a TGI, saw there was another TGI, and switched to a Reegar AIU.  Should be a pretty boring match.

 

We got Reactor Hazard with Reapers!  And a scorewhore battle ensued!  Waves 3 and 6 were both hacks right next to the LZ, but the AIU didn't even step inside!  For the first one he was clear across the map, and for the second he was dancing around about 20 feet away, doing that whole "pretending to help" kind of thing.  It was at this point that I decided to stop using Incinerate altogether, denying him Cryo Explosions, and instead going full gunnery mode, to use his Snap Freezes to my own advantage.  The entire game, he stayed roughly 4k ahead of me on the scoreboard.

 

He lost some momentum on Wave 8 when I cooked him and Pug 2 inside the reactor, while shooting through the door with my heavy piercing barrel to finish off the Brutes and Banshees that they had been facetanking.  It didn't amount to much; by the end of the Wave I was only perhaps 10k ahead of him.  Nukes came out halfway through Devices on Wave 10, then got put away until the final 20 seconds of Wave 11.  Everyone in the entire game was nuking everything in sight at that point, it was pretty comical.

 

Score came up, I was first place, maybe 15k ahead of the AIU.  He left the lobby as soon as he saw it.

 

I found it amusing that he had "COOP" in his Origin ID, yet didn't help with anything.

[TheNightSlasher]

tl;dr played this build on plat, i name it: The Average Platinum Pug™ 

 

try it, it's fun, really 

Interesting... do explosive rounds go 'pop'?

 

If so, I was thinking of naming my HSol LOL pop and use that build and loadout in a game.

[The NightMan Cometh]

Get off my back   .. seriously... I mean it both ways.

                                                    I understand my using a Cabal w Geth Shotgun can seem magical & like I am cheating 

                                           

                                                                         But,

 

If I am leading in score by a stupid amount of points & I revive you every single time you die, until you decide to start bleeding out every single time a wave starts..& I am left to solo the wave, not only do you not get to tell me to use a missile..ever...but you also dont get the privilege of sending me hatemail afterwards calling me a score "frosty-boot" .   <--- rhymes with something

 

I really, really want to name & shame but I have reformed..a little

[Salarian Master Race]

Get off my back   .. seriously... I mean it both ways.

                                                    I understand my using a Cabal w Geth Shotgun can seem magical & like I am cheating 

                                           

                                                                         But,

 

If I am leading in score by a stupid amount of points & I revive you every single time you die, until you decide to start bleeding out every single time a wave starts..& I am left to solo the wave, not only do you not get to tell me to use a missile..ever...but you also dont get the privilege of sending me hatemail afterwards calling me a score "frosty-boot" .   <--- rhymes with something

 

I really, really want to name & shame but I have reformed..a little

 

Reminds me of the days when I used to pack a secondary Locust on every kit for when I was carrying.

 

Don't tell me to switch guns, you're dead, and dead people don't talk.  Shhhhhhhhhhhh

[niniendowarrior]

Splaaaaaaaaat!

Pugged for a gold lobby and found myself with some familiar folks who asked if we wanted to go platinum. Yep! Sure! And it was one of the easiest platinum matches I've played on Wii U. AND, we were just three players for a lot of the time. Brought my geth medic engineer and bagged a bunch of medals from my service.

[TMB903]

Splaaaaaaaaat!
Pugged for a gold lobby and found myself with some familiar folks who asked if we wanted to go platinum. Yep! Sure! And it was one of the easiest platinum matches I've played on Wii U. AND, we were just three players for a lot of the time. Brought my geth medic engineer and bagged a bunch of medals from my service.

Are you using the Pro Controller to play? I just recently got one of those controllers and I love it. The gamepad is cool because of offscreen play but I can't imagine trying to play ME3 with it.

[niniendowarrior]

Are you using the Pro Controller to play? I just recently got one of those controllers and I love it. The gamepad is cool because of offscreen play but I can't imagine trying to play ME3 with it.

I use the gamepad to play. I don't really have much of a problem with using it.

[BloodBeforeTears]

try it, it's fun, really 

 

Hmmm... I sense sarcasm... was the fun part role-playing the pug? Or being severely underpowered?

[The NightMan Cometh]

L2P BIOTICS VS GETH  SCURBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

landed in a preset lobby...Ghost / Geth / Gold//saw the host was a really high n7 & CP...as well as their friend ( I guess they were cuz they stood by each other the entire match)  host was a vanilla asari adept, their friend was a huntress and the 3rd PUG was an off host slayer..me, Sal. Engee w BPP .....<--- aka cruise control vs geth

 

I heard maybe 2 biotic splosions the entire match...they died soo much I couldnt even count..I bet they all earned "The Walking Dead" medal  <---die 15 times ........ I stayed away from them the entire match..my decoy made 3 hunters look incredibly stupid..wish I had the vid..cuz I was standing right next to my decoy...was a cake walk for myself..130k..2nd place was 59k...they sent me a msg asking why I left their lobby afterwards.....how should I reply?

[Salarian Master Race]

L2P BIOTICS VS GETH  SCURBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

landed in a preset lobby...Ghost / Geth / Gold//saw the host was a really high n7 & CP...as well as their friend ( I guess they were cuz they stood by each other the entire match)  host was a vanilla asari adept, their friend was a huntress and the 3rd PUG was an off host slayer..me, Sal. Engee w BPP .....<--- aka cruise control vs geth

 

I heard maybe 2 biotic splosions the entire match...they died soo much I couldnt even count..I bet they all earned "The Walking Dead" medal  <---die 15 times ........ I stayed away from them the entire match..my decoy made 3 hunters look incredibly stupid..wish I had the vid..cuz I was standing right next to my decoy...was a cake walk for myself..130k..2nd place was 59k...they sent me a msg asking why I left their lobby afterwards.....how should I reply?

 

My generic response is "OG STG, Eastside"

 

Earlier today I finished a Hazard Glacier/Gold game with my Valiant Salarian Infiltrator, scoring something like 192,211.  Back in the lobby I was able to say:

 

Damnit

8k short again

That's the 2nd time today

 

And then I promptly left.  It was funny because it was true!

[grailseeker91]

Distraction;

 

Played a game using the FQE and was joined by a shadow, justicar, and FQI. None of us took cover and just spammed our dodges. Cerberus seemed to have worse aim than usual...can't imagine why.

[The NightMan Cometh]

Ignorance was bliss until...

                          

                                        I found the glory that is the T-Sol & Harrier union

 

 

Edited cuz wuz drunk & too enthusiastic about a pairing I never really tried before.  I honestly never tried the Turian Soldier & Harrier 2gether...my main reason is marksman eats thru the harriers ammo way 2 fast...I didn't even activate marksman once the entire match and everything died faster than using it on a TGI. was reapers / glacier   ...just tore thru everything to give a 15 minute run...

Modifié par The NightMan Cometh, 20 août 2015 - 04:09 .

[SweatoftheHamster]

Hmmm... I sense sarcasm... was the fun part role-playing the pug? Or being severely underpowered?

TTT could use Shuriken Volus and the word underpowered would still be inaccurate.

[prinsesbubblegum]

It_seems_like_Katana_has_been_buffed

 

Landed on plat hazard Dagger where Juggie was soloing with Katana only or only is wrong word on this one because it´s firerate and damage was ridiculous. My black widow had 250 ammos but I could shoot only once before reloading.

 

I've run into that katana guy yesterday. What a lame cheat! I followed him around, launched all of my nukes and quit. Shame.

 

Rage mastery 1/10.

[7twozero]

Scorewhore

Hey mr botb tgi incendiary4 bw, good thing you ignored all the objectives and nuked all the spawns, or you wouldn't have barely outscored the n7 20 guy with level 1 gear playing at 10fps, who kept telling you to help with the guddamn objectives. Gethzilla- something, feel free to add them to your list of non team players. Why they gave console a recent list and block list and not PC is beyond me, with the constant origin updates you'd think they could throw that functionality in sometime, but I guess not.