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[Teh_Ocelot]

LOL.

 

Nope, I quit.

 

Dropped into a lobby of 2 BOTB holders and a decent high CP holder...they was an MQI w Claymore...a Talon w Hurricane.(no consumables)<--was one of the BOTB.. Myself..I was running an Indra GI...

 

Rolled..Ghost Hazard  Collectors.....  I had to carry waves 1-4 ..they all died /bled out.. By the time we got to wave 5..I had already got 50k...the 3 of them combined for 16k....LOL...Nope....Have fun..you are all obviously the BOTB ..so you don't need me.. I bailed

I'm not normally a fan of leaving early......but yeah, sounds like it was merited

[andy_3_913]

Spin me right round like a record, babby!!!

 

 

(Where's Pete Burns when you want him?)

[Salarian Master Race]

Fodder

 

My SE landed in a U/U/G lobby with 3 newbs who were all around N7 50 Rank.  The Geth Flamer Trooper actually put on a Cyclonic, but no other gear was present on any of them.

 

We got London/Geth.  That could be both good and bad.  Good because lots of Energy Drains and Decoy Spam, bad because 3 newbs vs Geth.  I took up my usual spot by the middle ammo crate, and Wave 1 spawned by the phone booth directly ahead of me.

 

I decided to size up the pugs, see what kind of carry I was in for.  All enemies were in front of me, pugs were behind me, I leaned out of cover, killed a few, and stayed out long enough to get downed.  The Flamer Trooper came to stand over my dead body, engaged his duration spec Flamer, and I bled out before he finished his business.  Another pug joined me in deadpersonland, and it took the remaining two pugs literally 5 minutes to complete Wave 1.

 

I texted them "brb I'm gonna need another drink for this one"

 

The rest of the game went about as you would expect.  Wave 10 was a hack by the LZ, and all three of them promptly died and got stomped within the first 10 seconds.  Then they started getting on their mics and yelling at me to get back in the hack circle and carry them.  What nerve.  I told them it wasn't going to happen, and tried frog jumping around to distant locations that are not accessible on foot.

[Dalakaar]

Fodder

 

What nerve.  I told them it wasn't going to happen, and tried frog jumping around to distant locations that are not accessible on foot.

 

I always said Salarians like Frogger.

[Salarian Master Race]

I always said Salarians like Frogger.

 

next bad pug I will just play Frogger around the map the entire time while pugs fend for themselves

[HusarX]

THX

 

 

Joined GIP , Reapers/White and it was a party of 3 friends. My Black Widow X did all the heavy lifting, and in the end they thanked me for the game.

Seriously, last time when someone said thank you in a pug game, it was like in 2012... or  something.

 

Anyway, if you reading this GG.

[GruntKitterhand]

MyGodWhatHaveIDone

 

And you may find yourself playing Mass Effect 3

And you may find yourself as a Quarian Female with a Sentry Turret

And you may find yourself on Firebase Jade

And you may find yourself with an Asari Huntress, with a Duration Cloak

And you may ask yourself, well, why in the name buggery is she not doing the Devices?!?!?

 

Pug life.

Same as it ever was

Same as it ever was

Same as it ever was.....

[DonMarfil]

And you may ask yourself, well, why in the name buggery is she not doing the Devices?!?!?

 

Because, and you know it, this only happens

 

Once In A Lifetime

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Two Juggys and a Volus.

 

Since my previous game had been somewhat miraculous (*cough signature cough*) I figured I shouldn't change any settings when I loaded back in, so Paladin it was. And, granted, both Juggys had melee bonuses equipped and one of them had a Reegar, but we got Cerberus Reactor, and there were three different times when I went down in the kind of conflagration in which there is no hope of rescue... unless you happen to have two Juggys and a Volus as teammates.

 

In the end, we probably finished 2 minutes longer than an average match, but that could easily have been a wipe on Wave 8 or 9, too, so I maintain my love of Juggy/Volus PuGs.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Collectors

 

(AKA bullsh*t)

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Collectors twice in a row.

 

I'd like a legit game, please.

[nico_wolf]

And you may find yourself with an Asari Huntress, with a Duration Cloak

And you may ask yourself, well, why in the name buggery is she not doing the Devices?!?!?

 

 

Because 11.2 seconds are not enough to run half trough the map and do the device!

[HusarX]

Good pug.

 

 

Yeah I know how it sounds... Anyway the host was using some OP kits Like AIU , Flamer Trooper with Reager , but I don't give a F^(%. He was effective, and did all the objectives. Can't remember when I had smoother games with randoms.

[The NightMan Cometh]

Moar DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA....

 

LOL...

 

For kicks I finally put the revenant on a marksman character..aka Turian Soldier..I was curious if it was at all possible to continuously fire it for 1 entire wave... <---- It is......start firing it...about to run out..Marksman...about to run out...thermal clip...Marksman..repeat...HILARIOUS....

[Olivia Wilde]

Asari

 

After my search for gold yielded nada, outfitted my Destroyer for a quick silver

dropped into a GIP with the other players all playing Asari kits

 

smooth game but one of the Huntress' didn't extract

[TheNightSlasher]

Decoy'd

My SE's shock decoy did a marvelous job as it landed the killing blows on a banshee, brute and a ravager in the same game.
It also killed a few husks and cannibals too. Reapers got decoy'd.

[stephenw32768]

SilentBanshees

 

Yeah, that was entertaining.  Amazingly, I only got grabbed once.  After that, I started treating them like Dragoons, assuming that there was always one behind me.

[Red Panda]

Retaliation Glitch

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Scrubbycrimtastic

 

It's a word, I looked it up.

 

 

 

Shh... If no one says anything, I'm pretty sure she won't notice...

[The NightMan Cometh]

Police brutality.

 

 

2SmashGuards & 2 SmashDepts on White vs Cerberus.....

 

If it wasn't us stun batoning them, it was the other way around.....It was hilarious to be in another room and hearing the batons going off..constantly

 

Is also one of my favorite ways to kill dragoons

[Ahglock]

Awesome.

Bizarre.

 

I showed up and tried to play the N7 male adept, and I kept screwing up trying to warp the enemies but inntead smashing them.  Failing misserably at getting warp splosions off and we died in wave 10.  This is silver.  I'm new.  But I actualy had more fun with them as I'm frequently playing bronze and silver games where people seem to have maxed gear dropping bosses in 2 seocnds without missiles and I'm wondering what the heck are they doing here.  So I stuck around and tried my hand at my Krogan Vanguard again.  I'd recently hit 20 with the him.  I have a 60666 build.  Basically my only active power is charge, I slap fortification up as soon as the map starts and I run around killing things. I don't really point ******, but on a couple of the missions where we are supposed to carry stuff back to the drop zone I ran ahead to clear a path so I had a bit of a point advantage. 

 

So the awesome, playing with people in your ball park though I think they were better than me skill level wise.  But actually having teamwork.  Heck earlier in the day I played with someone who actually detonated the biotics I primed.  I was shocked I didn't have to detonate my own biotics.  So actually today was an awesome teamwork day overall.

 

The Bizarre, I actually outscored people.  I came in on top with 87,000 or so.  Apparently I don't have the foggiest idea how to screenshot correctly, I hit print screen and got a black screen with a ME icon in the upper right corner.  Go go computer ignorance. 

 

Side note raging when there is a blizzard going on sucks, I couldn't see a meter or two. Without the geth scanner I'd of been totally blind, but a rank 1 scanner still is pretty short range.

[Salarian Master Race]

RageAIDS

 

Game 1 was total noob match on Goddess/Collector, they all died and ragequit by Wave 3.  A lone helper came in, and didn't stick around after the migration.  I fired all my rage missiles to complete the damn control room hack for the THIRD TIME IN A ROW, then ragequit myself.

 

Game 2 was GiP on Condor, had invisible teammates so I ragequit that one too.

 

Game 3, this happened:

 

 

I then proceeded to slide all over the place.  I asked the host to turn off his porn stream, but that only made it worse.  I got Phantom'd and ragequit again.

 

I'm going to need another drink before I play any more tonight.

[CrimsonN7]

Scrubbycrimtastic

 

It's a word, I looked it up.

 

 

 

Shh... If no one says anything, I'm pretty sure she won't notice...

 

I haven't played this game since last Nov, sure I sucked but that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

 

The struggle was real on silver.

[andy_3_913]

I haven't played this game since last Nov

 

Scrub.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[stephenw32768]

RAAAR

Doing the Katana challenge, my QMI dropped into a GIP (Ghost/Cerberus/Silver) alongside a lone Cabal.  We sent Cerby packing, of course; and after the game, the host switched to Krolord, and two other krogan dropped into the lobby, a Shaman and another Krolord.

Well, I wasn't going to be the party-pooper, and a Katana makes a fine omniblade handle, so I switched to Kroguard.  We landed in Vancouver and found the place swarming with out-of-control kitchen appliances.

I knew it was going to be a fun game when there was an outbreak of headbutting prior to wave 1 beginning.  So we rampaged around the map, charging and hammering and shockwaving and headbutting and blasting and RAAAARing those pyjack toasters to smithereens.

A thoroughly enjoyable game, quite different from the norm for me.  And I finished the Katana challenge to boot.

RAAAAAAAR.