Reavespam
I've been using my favorite kit the AJA Warp bubble lately and for some reason a melee Jugg always ends up in the lobby. I hope I'm not encouraging them to keep using this style of gameplay, but it's too appealing to just place that bubble on top of the tin can and BE the sh!t out of everything that swarms it.
LOL - sounds like a good camping/farming strategy.
LOL - sounds like a good camping/farming strategy.
You always know where you can find those Banshees 
Had a game with a Volus Adept in the lobby too, which further encouraged this strategy; shield boosting the Jugg and more BEs from orbs.
Boom!
Had two quick pug matches on PC and they were pretty smooth. As usual, I'm no good on gold, but it was good fun with those who were infinitely better.
Goin' druggin'.
Some of you may remember that druggin' = drunk puggin'.
I acknowledge that the expression isn't perfect.
All day erry day. I may have an alcohol problem.
Also carryfest. Not a bad carryfest though. Lots of no banners, sub n7 300 rank players on at the moment, on PC. They're actually doing a fairly decent job of staying alive, but, well, someone has to deal damage...and that someone is apparently me. So slower than average, more missiles than I normally use, but otherwise solid games.
BotBBannerScrub
Host was a Salarian Engineer, I was a Salarian Engineer too! I always like to show people how to Salarian, after all. He readied up with just the two of us and we started.
We got Giant/Cerberus/Gold. Another pug came in as another SE! The last guy was like a Jug or something. Wave 3 was Targets, Atlas, of course I was the only one going after them. So I texted at them:
"you guys going to sit there all day?" followed shortly by
"I'll take your silence as a yes"
Then the host texted back! He said:
"who you talking to"
Clearly offended by my comments, and why wouldn't he be? He was one of the people I was talking about. It was sometime during this wave that I noticed he would instant rage gel every time he went down, and it had been a good 4 or 5 times already. So I said to him:
"You sure do gel a lot
Do you have a BSN account?
If not I have the perfect screen name for you
Sir Gelalot
And on your profile page
it can say
Today is a good day to Gel"
Then I went and stood next to him. He got downed by a Phantom, and being conscious that I was onto him, he stayed down for a few seconds. I inconspicuously went down right next to him. The other SE pug tried to revive us and went down also. We had a nice little Salarian Puppy Pile going on by now, what with our Decoys and everything.
And then it happened. All three of us stood right back up again. So I told him:
"So you are using cheat commands
Have fun with that"
And I left his game. Considering that the first objective barely got done in time, and the other two pugs had maybe 10k points between them, and never left the LZ, I wonder if he was able to cheat his way out of whatever Wave 6 gave him?
...And then it happened. All three of us stood right back up again...
Maybe it was the only useful use of medigel-transmitter ever seen in the history of ME3MP? jk
OnTopic: DecentAndFun
I was hosting and waiting for pugs b/c no friend was online. We got a real fun (almost full) Volus-gang on Dagger (one pug still played Juggie of course). but still. Haven't had so much fun with pugs in ages. Next game went all biotic, i disconnected, but managed to get back into that very game (Glacier/Collectors) to reach full extraction.
Thank you, whoever you are, that was fun!
GRRR.... ENGINEERS! (shakes fist angrily at the sky)
I dropped into a GIP with my Asari Adept and decided to stick around. It went as well as a Geth game can go, as far as PUG quality I guess. There was me and a Huntress along with two Engineers, who had Cryo and Disruptor Ammo equipped. Trying to get biotic explosions to go off was maddening. My usual sequence against Primes was Warp-Throw-Throw-Throw, and sometimes I'd get a biotic explosion on the third Throw. All of the Tech Bursts and Fire Explosions were nice I guess, but I don't use the Asari Adept to hear the unsatisfying fizzing sound of a Tech Burst. I want big booms dammit.
Lots of nice pUUG's lately, got couple 3 waves survived medals with different random pugs, might have been even one or two 5 waves survived medals
haven't been playing much but the past few days one match prior to work, I actually played with some dudes from Afghanistan-I joked that they'd probably be dodging rockets in real life later that day... Had one this morning joined in progress, Reaper.. I'm ashamed to say I've been almost been exclusively playing Slayer-GOD I love that kit
Shoulda've quit.
My own lobby for cerberus on ghost took long to fill, so I looked for a cerberus game on any map. Ended up in U/U/G. Turned out to be geth on condor offhost.
THAT is why I don't do fking random anymore!
Sometimes when one search (select) for a particular enemy, the server would throw you in a in-game uug that is accidently also the enemy that u searched for. If u r lucky the memory leak doesn't occur, ...Shoulda've quit.
My own lobby for cerberus on ghost took long to fill, so I looked for a cerberus game on any map. Ended up in U/U/G. Turned out to be geth on condor offhost.
THAT is why I don't do fking random anymore!
haven't been playing much but the past few days one match prior to work, I actually played with some dudes from Afghanistan-I joked that they'd probably be dodging rockets in real life later that day... Had one this morning joined in progress, Reaper.. I'm ashamed to say I've been almost been exclusively playing Slayer-GOD I love that kit
Ever since I started taking all powers on him, he's been a blast. I'm a big fan of Biotic Slash. Slash->Phase Disrupter = Dead group. Sadly, tanking bosses seems to devolve into Charge->PD->PD->PD->Charge->repeat, otherwise though, slash causes a lot of destruction. He has a power for every situation.
I was going to rant about lag 
But.......
I had a delicious bit of raspberry cheesecake, made tomorrows lunch, had a cup of tea and a smoke.
Calmed down a bit, so I'll just post this instead
(Where's the rest of that cheesecake??)
IHATEGETH
I usually like to run my melee Krogan with an Adrenaline Mod instead of a Cyclonic. It greatly decreases the time between seeing the enemy and bashing his/her stupid face, and it lets me get out of the way of enemy fire quicker. When you are getting staggered on an open map by stupid Geth though, all the speed in the world won't help you.
Hm... how can I put this? I'm on my #BlitzTeam tonight.
****** Ass Lone Wolf.
Solol pug uses no equipment on gold and has Harrier N7 Fury. Couldn't keep up with PredaDrell and got teabagged more than once (I'm not gonna revive you if you refuse to equip). The jamoke wasn't even aggressive with the Throws.
So finally I sent him a message: we're not "getting anything started" until you put on some equipment.
BALW replies: i soloed before
Me: Not the same as doing a full game. WITHOUT missile glitching.
BALW: I put on equipment for your satisfaction. *equips Cryo III, Cyclonic I, AR amp II and medigel transmitter"
We play on Glacier and again he's not even within 30k of my score. PredaDrell strikes again!
BALW: thats not a good map for biotic. you think equipment gonna always help you? (paraphrased that second part but that first sentence is unforgettable)
Me: You suck. Glacier is one of the best maps for biotics in the game due to the amount of choke points and cover, and as a Fury, you should be dominating the whole map with your movement capability. Warp rounds would help your gun kill things and wouldn't apply cryo effects that cancel your biotic explosions jamoke. I've got a PREDATOR on my Drell with 25+ Pistols kills while you're struggling to even approach my score with the more overpowered long range weapon in the game.
*signs this guy to Block-A-Fella records*
The war against scumbag pugs continues... 
Phew, that a hell of a lot of agression bundled ther3 in that post, geronimo.
Commandfromthe back
Some rant about Reegar AIU, but when they run with snap freeze, I know I have a lazy day and pick Electra the Human Engie. All I need is detonate and keep line of sight. Had one very relaxed Geth match with that setup.
Phew, that a hell of a lot of agression bundled ther3 in that post, geronimo.
Itsa justa normal, everyday pug . Love ' em
Nah, I just don't hold back on stupid/rude people. Though even then I refrained from harsh language and decided to carry him for the sake of the other two pugs in the room. Low N7's get a pass but when you're N7 2000+ with over 9,000 (!!!!!!) CP then you should be ashamed of yourself for refusing to equip, especially when everyone else is expending equipment and gear.
HOW DARE YOU NOT EQUIPMENT IN GOLD JABRONI. I NEVA RESPECT SCRUB PUGS I HUMBLE THEM OLD COUNTRY WAY
They weren't supposed to make it
(That's my one word. And it wasn't the last pug I played, just one of those ultrarares that'll stay in memory.)
So ex-Clusum and I were pugging the other day. It's a rare enough event in itself: he generally doesn't like pugs (as games) and lately I get too easily annoyed by pugs (the players). Anyway, without any premeditation I'm aware of, we both put on DIs with crap weapons: I had the Raptor, he the Incisor, and we went hunting.
First we got Collectors on Rio (it was all Gold). One pug was a Destroyer who I didn't notice much, which means he was ok, and the other was a very green Asari (and I don't mean the skin shade). It was a fun game, the Asari kept dying and everybody kept reviving her, we had something like two escorts and pizza and there were abominations and recon mines exploding all over and choking everyone in smoke.
On extraction, we all kept to the box-o-shame side of the map, with enemies steadily streaming down both lanes. Just a couple seconds before the end, Clusum and I cloaked and slithered through the crowd, high on our AMs, and reached the LZ in the nick of time. I've no clue whatsoever how the other two made it, I was genuinely surprised to see full extraction. And then Clusum's comment sent me laughing for solid five minutes: "They weren't supposed to make it."
Next game was on Hydra vs Geth, with the same setup (though maybe one or both pugs changed). It was pretty fast and smooth, and this time, when the two slimy Drell dashed for the LZ in the last possible moment, the others did indeed find themselves stranded. 
It was incredibly satisfying. I could totally see us sipping drinks on that shuttle, feet up on the vacant seats, sparse conversation between old friends barely audible over the sound of the engines, and a few soft chuckles on topic of replacement troops.
Ran a few with QMR last night, and I just have to say...
I consider myself a good player. Not a great player by any stretch, I still only have like ~260 hrs in the game, about half of those prior to joining BSN and learnting some things, but I try to synergize with my teammates, play relatively intelligently, I can clutch some waves, am familiar with enemy's movements and tactics, etc. Like I said, relatively competent player.
I could not have been more wrong. I apparently know nothing about playing this game, or maybe even life in general. QMR out-Quarianed me at every turn, usually by a wide margin.
Other than making me question everything I thought I knew, GGs QMR, thoroughly enjoyed it. I think.
Remember kids, you can't kill it if it's already dead™
Could you control your bladder this time?... Chuckles about dead companions.....
Bc (avatar) + Slovenian - Mehur = english bladder
Ps Heldarion is also slovenian - u don't perhaps know him, coincidentally?
Uhm, nope. The picture is of the Bubble Nebula and mehur means bubble in Serbian. Says so right there in my sig.
I do know [of] Heldarion, but you don't get partial credit for that one, everyone knows everyone on this forum.
Phew... Then you r lucky not living in Slovenia with such avatar name.... in Serbian...
Just don't be surprised if some people make a small sideways jump everytime you start laughing...( or rather prefer to die in the box of shame, than imagining sitting like sardines and laughing in the shuttle)
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