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[LoonySpectre]

Slayer.

Random/Random/Gold.

Wound up at Rio/Collectors.

Glitches and pain. Pain and glitches.

[Abramsrunner]

(Last five PuGs in one word)

 

"Reegars"

 

 

 

Seriously, what would pugs do if there were no Reegar Carbines one day?

[LoonySpectre]

And no Harriers.

[XAN]

Leecher

 

Episode 1

We started a Platinum duo with Oni on White Cerb because we didn't get any pugs in the lobby. On wave 2 two pugs joined the game. The second one ran into a Phantom on the LZ, died, bled out and then went AFK. We got a hack on wave 3 and it became apparent that the second pug (called HULKxSMASHxYOU) intended to AFK leech us. Luckily I and Oni both got synced and the first pug died too so we avoided feeding any credits to the leecher. After we got back in the lobby we kicked him.

 

Episode 2

I played one more Plat game with Oni and 2 normal pugs, then Oni switched to GTA. I went looking for an UUG game and got dropped into Goddess Reaper Gold. I noticed a familiar name, HULKxSMASHxYOU, the same guy who attempted to leech our Plat game. He was a krogan Sentinel (a level 1 krogan sentinel to be precise). This time he was "playing" (if you can call running into brutes with heavy melee and dieing all the time playing), while blasting his crappy music into his mic so everyone is forced to listen to it. I don't understand why people do that. Anyway the game went smooth, we had a good Fury as the host. The leecher was dead 24/7 and in the end no one bothered to revive him because he'd end up dying 3 seconds later anyway. We made it to the extraction wave, our friend HULKxSMASHxYOU proceeded to melee a brute and die. I took up a defensive position near his corpse. 20 seconds left on the clock, I notice the 2 other guys running towards him so I moved in to prevent them from reviving him. My Turian Sentinel proceeded to tea bag the leecher until he bled out while raging on his mic (revive prevention tea bag technique demonstrated here). He left the lobby instantly after the match ended, and had 15k score from a full Gold game.

Operation successful.

 

TL;DR: Don't be a leecher.

[andy_3_913]

Joined an U/U/G lobby, with one low level PUG in it.

2 more low levels joined.

Thought, why not, and readied up.

Turned out Jade/Collectors.

 

And a very good game

 

if it hadn't been for one poor PUG getting downed in the last second, we'd have made full extraction

[TheTechnoTurian]

Awkward

A ninja joined my fat turian solo somehow despite origin's claim that I was invisible, won't name names but the ninja's origin ID begins with E and ends in rik the Quarian

Said ninja helped me out with the devices like a champ, then the servers disconnected us both

Then I pugged and no one did the objectives but me.

In the year of our lord 2016 i now get more help doing objectives in a solo than I do while pugging

[DaemionMoadrin]

Girlsgirlsgirls

 

Every match I was in today also had girls with cute voices. Guess I now used up all my luck for the rest of the year.

[Urizen]

Shockwaves! Shockwaves Everywhere!

 

White/Geth/Plat

Giant/Derperus/Plat

 

First match it was bearable, thx to me playing demogrill. I don´t need no aim, I have nades! Second game however was annoying af. I don´t know how many shots I missed thx to the host spamming shockwave like a turd. Still, I topwhored like a baws with my Saber TGI.

[Catastrophy]

Dropped in a lobby with names I've surely seen before. Decided to stay for a Plat match which went quite decent, but taught me again why I don't like Plat.

[andy_3_913]

One of my better grabs.

Notice how I ran backwards so I wouldn't miss it? 

 

[LoonySpectre]

Wound up in a GiP with 3 Juggernauts.

Hot tip for Vanguards: you need to stay close to the Juggernauts if you aren't Krogan or Batarian Vanguard.

[Urizen]

BioticBoomSquad

 

Giant/RippaZ/Plat

 

Assdept + Fury + Krodept = Lots of Boom!

[Urizen]

LeftAlone

 

Ghost/RippaZ/Plat

 

Took my BW/Claymoar SI for a spin. Was joined by a QFI, Juggy and on w2 by an Assguard. The Assguard charged a Banshee right away and got herself stabbed 10 secs in. Must be some kind of record. The assguard was most of the time eating dirt, leaving the 3 of us to deal with enemies. Aside from the occasional Banshee trying to hunt me down, I was surprisingly left alone. Also scorewise I managed a new personal record for the SI, 300k.

[Urizen]

w9pe

 

Glacier Hazard/Geth/Plat

 

It was a rocky ride pretty much from the getgo. Shadow, AIU and 2 AJAs entered the fray. There was lots of biotic boom with the occasional CE and FE ( I was running my AJA with IA ), but alas, in the end we got overwhelmed by combat drones, primes and fantums.

[DarkOrgasm]

Thunderdome/Collecturds Disaster

 

Ready up quickly as 4th player/SI with Indra in a pug U/U/G lobby raring to go and seemingly locked and loaded(they all had gear and consumables on)

 

Get haz Glacier

 

 W1 and 2 other 3 keep dying and do the Here WE Go Loop-de-Loo. Here WE Go Loop-De DIE

 

Escort on 3 almost as bad. W4 they all die and bleed out in beginning of wave, same on W5, where I finally have to use 2 gels. rocket and OPs to get to W6

 

1 pug leaves, W6 hack at LZ, they do more of the same not using any rockets with 2 crabs in the circle trying to melee them, I use 2 to keep teh hack going, but the other 2 have no gel or rockets apparently, so in the interest of trying to keep them alive long enough for a 4th to spawn in and help, wipe.in basement after we get some cash. My favorite wave for Collectors is Wave 7 with just Abombs and Scions, I only wish I had a kit with lash (evil grin)   but not this time

 

Back in the lobby I ask  the other 2 over mic "Have you not played Collectors before?" and leave

 

I always wonder if pugs that constantly die on Gold ever think of quitting this game, or is the lure of getting Gold credits so strong to get URs, it over rides the feeling of helplessness.

[Obsidian Gryphon]

Counting how many times an unfortunate Juggy drops in a gold match with Cerberus at Rio. He must have been running on wires and tin foil.

[Saikyo_McRyu]

Dropped into Reactor/Geth/Gold GIP with the Shadow. Within 15 seconds the following events took place:

1. Died before the map loaded
2. Map loaded, somehow revived
3. Killed by trooper
4. Tactical Cloak fails to fire
5. Killed by hunter
6. Tactical Cloak fails to fire
7. Shadow Strike fails to fire
8. Kill hunter with Suppressor (even though I had equipped the Arc Pistol before the match)
9. Tactical Cloak fails to fire
10. Accidentally kill trooper with Electric Slash Hadouken Thing
11. Killed by (other) trooper
12. Wave Ends; new wave starts immediately
13. Killed by trooper
14. Alt+F4

In case I left anything out, randomly insert the following sentence into the above sequence:

"Killed by trooper"

Not sure if lag or modded game (there was zero waiting time between waves), but powers only activated when they felt like it. Shortest game for me that didn't involve banshee hugz/praetorian munchies.

[Saikyo_McRyu]

One of my better grabs.
Notice how I ran backwards so I wouldn't miss it? 
 

When this happens to me I always execute the most professionally delivered Collector Mamma joke you ever heard right before getting munched. Stupid crabs

BTW this was extremely funny, almost as much as when I get synched

Modifié par Saikyo_McRyu, 20 janvier 2016 - 02:38 .

[DarkOrgasm]

Something I never saw before

 

A Kroguard on Dagger using carnage and a Locust. it took over 5mins to kill a banshee

[Mission_Scrubbed]

Dropped into Reactor/Geth/Gold GIP with the Shadow. Within 15 seconds the following events took place:

1. Died before the map loaded
2. Map loaded, somehow revived
3. Killed by trooper
4. Tactical Cloak fails to fire
5. Killed by hunter
6. Tactical Cloak fails to fire
7. Shadow Strike fails to fire
8. Kill hunter with Suppressor (even though I had equipped the Arc Pistol before the match)
9. Tactical Cloak fails to fire
10. Accidentally kill trooper with Electric Slash Hadouken Thing
11. Killed by (other) trooper
12. Wave Ends; new wave starts immediately
13. Killed by trooper
14. Alt+F4

 

Wrong. You're doing it wrong. Press Escape quickly upon landing. If you see "Geth", immediately advance to step 14.

[Urizen]

Disco

 

Giant/Bullecturds/Plat

 

Disconnect on w10. I was the last man standing and clutching with my paladin. I noticed something off when my ED didn´t nuke drones and turrets and that enemies were firing at where I was like 10 secs before. Should have just died and booked the creds. Meh, that´ll teach me nothing.

[Obsidian Gryphon]

Satellite

 

That's me actually. The moment I see the name N7 and something Kommandant, I know I don't even have to bother very much. This player always hosts and plays as a AIU. Most of the business is his. I dropped in as a Jug, saw the name and went revolving.   And just pick up whatever strayed into my path.

[The Real Pearl #2]

Wrong. You're doing it wrong. Press Escape quickly upon landing. If you see "Geth", immediately advance to step 14.

A sound strategy, my alteration is...Don't fight the geth, the geth will destroy you. They show no mercy. There is a reason why they weren't allowed to sync kill. 

[The Real Pearl #2]

8. Kill hunter with Suppressor (even though I had equipped the Arc Pistol before the match)
 

Try the talon, it's a pocket shotgun. You were also probably stun locked. Like i said #GethMasterRace

[AutumnRose]

You guys are so mean! It's hard for us noobs with our starting weapons at lvl 1. Takes forever to kill anything