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Yes, that it... keep spawn nuking... yes, again, right there... come in second anyway... my demogirl doesn't need you, she brought her own pylon, but you can still enjoy the ride.
Leaving so soon after finishing? It's true the volus merc can be in three places at once, and my volus engineer loves a good penetrating scan, but can't you handle my mighty balls?
You stroke my epeen so well.
Lolus.
My, how long has it been since I saw a Support Volus? I had trouble running away from him, but he only locked me once.
Not my last pug, this happened to my lil sis. Erzpaladin if you're reading this you're a jackhole. Bad enough you have to send childish douchebag loool noob msgs to random people but to then follow them around and unload your clip in their face for having the bad luck of running into you again in a random and let my stress this a silver. A SILVER match, with your lone wolf banner. 
Pity it wasn't me who ran into you, would have taken pictures and hopped on my mic and sung to you whilst I menstruated all over your game.
I'll probably get a warning for this, but I don't care.
This forum is always richer when you're around Crim. Yer man has been discussed at length recently - in Cork they would call him a langer. I'm sure you've reassured your sis that tools like him are one in a thousand players, if even that. 
Looooooong.
Trollectors/Ghost Hazard/Gold. Had to clutch the last few waves with my Claymore Drelldept, and decided to play carefully and not waste any consumable, just in case I'd need them for wave 10. The result: 40 min (40:26 to be precise) match. And I guess I got one of the pugs to quit (unfortunately, the good one).
This forum is always richer when you're around Crim. Yer man has been discussed at length recently - in Cork they would call him a langer. I'm sure you've reassured your sis that tools like him are one in a thousand players, if even that.
Surprising
Landed in low N7 and CP Gold lobby with two Juggs and Destroyer. We were dropped on Dagger against Cerberus. Luckily, Juggs weren't mele ones and Destroyer was skilled. I think nobody was downed more than once, we even had 5 waves survived.
Why all newbies aren't like those guys?
Two words actually: Quarian's Nightmare ...
Playing Juggy, I joined a game with 3 other Juggernauts against Cerberus on wave 2. Only difficulty were the 2 device-objectives, but spreading out nicely helped.
BOOM!
Dagger Hazard/Trollectors/Plat
2 Justicars + 1 Smashdept + 1 TSent. Those Trollectors never knew what hit ´em.
StrangeBrew
A KroLord with a Widow VII. He also didn't bust out the hammer much. While great for my ears, it was distinctly un-krogan.
Gods -be - damned these pyjaks. I think this is a new trend amongst the youngins' theze dayz.. I see these all the time now...A sniping-non melee-ing krogan..makes you think what's next?
Went PuGin' with OP, and we ran into a hilariously bad score-w**re. The whole shebang - ignoring objectives, rockets on extraction, and of course, it all amounted to very little, score-wise.
Also, Crim outscored me in one game with her little newbie account. My e-Peen has been hiding ever since. I keep trying to coax him out with candy, but it isn't working.
"GRAAAR!!!"
Or "I can't throw cluster grenades very well at all!"
I try to angle them but lots of times they bounce well away from my target and explode harmlessly. Using more thermal clip packs than I have before just to reload.
Or "I can't throw cluster grenades very well at all!"
I try to angle them but lots of times they bounce well away from my target and explode harmlessly. Using more thermal clip packs than I have before just to reload.
To a significant extent, my love of the Vorcha Sentinel has given me a lot of practice, which is why I don't tend to have too many problems with them missing entirely. But back when I was getting the hang of them, I think there were two things that mad a big difference:
1. I took the extra shrapnel. There are a few good reasons to do this, but the biggest difference it made in the short term was minimizing the number of totally pooched grenade tosses that would happen to me in any given game.
2. I learned to aim at the enemies. I mean directly at them. Clusters explode on contact with enemies, and early in the learning curve, I found that was the most reliable way to set at least one off (with three shrapnel, aiming right at the enemy will usually produce contact with at least one.)
Eventually, I became very good at cluster grenade placement, and what I do now is a combination of many things. I'll bounce them of walls and around corners to catch guys, and it's all second nature. That stuff will just come with practice, so the best way to get to that point is find the cluster kit that is the most fun for you to play. I recommend the Vorcha Sentinel. It has good survivability if you beef the regeneration abilities of Bloodlust and take the power bonuses in passives (I think I put three ranks in fitness, which makes a pretty big difference when you account for the regeneration.) If you prefer living on the edge, you can use the Drell to learn clusters. Just don't get shot.
Went PuGin' with OP, and we ran into a hilariously bad score-w**re. The whole shebang - ignoring objectives, rockets on extraction, and of course, it all amounted to very little, score-wise.
Also, Crim outscored me in one game with her little newbie account. My e-Peen has been hiding ever since. I keep trying to coax him out with candy, but it isn't working.
I prefer pugs use rockets on extraction if anything.
Went PuGin' with OP, and we ran into a hilariously bad score-w**re. The whole shebang - ignoring objectives, rockets on extraction, and of course, it all amounted to very little, score-wise.
Also, Crim outscored me in one game with her little newbie account. My e-Peen has been hiding ever since. I keep trying to coax him out with candy, but it isn't working.
That last game you out scored that person if I recall, I was coughing up a lung, I helped a lil.
I wouldn't know. I had "waiting for other players" bug. In my memory, tho', I scored 3 million points, and that's how I'm planning on telling the story.
Two words actually: Quarian's Nightmare ...
Playing Juggy, I joined a game with 3 other Juggernauts against Cerberus on wave 2. Only difficulty were the 2 device-objectives, but spreading out nicely helped.
Indeed, having to kill literally everything in a half hour long game because of teammates electing to play the most useless kit in the game is pretty nightmarish for me.
Indeed, having to kill literally everything in a half hour long game because of teammates electing to play the most useless kit in the game is pretty nightmarish for me.
But I thought you liked the Quarksman?
But I thought you liked the Quarksman?
Contender for bravest post of the day - look out bosh'tets!
I admire his tanky crowd control capabilities, myself. A favourite for Cerberus wave 7, naturally. 
Bat simulator 2k16
I lost my glasses and i couldn't find them anywhere, so i said SCREW IT and decided to go full bat, I went vorcha soldier pearl with geth scanner with no consumables and venom shotgun off host. But Not for long, I dropped into a lolsilver/u/u lobby with a destroyer host, we started on jade w/ collecturds
First wave was succesful even though i couldn't see anything, everything was just a red blur and could vagulely make out brown/red turds to kill with my vorcha pearl, Soon after wave 2 started, the host was downed and rage quitted, while going through migration and becoming host i sent him this message:
Subject: COWARD!! GRAAAGH!!!
Jk i love you
I proceeded to solo like a blind idiot until wave 5, where i failed to see a preatorian trying to get that sweet vorcha arse. I died, the end. I found my glasses under the belly of my *new cat
*not really, it was brothers but he loaned it to me so she would kill the rats in my house. but she is getting too attached to me, so am I!
...long story about vermin ridden dwelling
Moral : planning some time to clean a corner, will result in less rats chewing on ur hair/beads at night, allowing u to b a more focused player in mp game.
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