Still learning the fine art of
REMEMBERING TO USE THE DAMN GRENADES!
Still learning the fine art of
REMEMBERING TO USE THE DAMN GRENADES!
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In the immortal words of a fine medic:
"Here's what'cha do: Get her to open her mouth, take a handful, and throw it at her. Whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage."

Go get them!
Next mission.
BARBECUE
Really?
Once again, dealt with garbage PUGs who died every round Novaguarding and what not. Go figure, they all died at the end and I got the Lone Survivor award and 10 waves survived. Then, once the game ended, I got a vote put on me to get kicked. Never change PS3, never change.
What do I have to do to gain the affection of the PUGs?
Spoiler
troll them and curry them, This is why I have an army for my church, but to be honest they are going to murder eachother not the enemy. They are a distraction, but don't tell any body that.
Goner
Host was an N7 80 with no gear who readied up as soon as I joined the lobby. It was just him and me. I didn't ready. Another pug soon joined, who actually had gear on, so we all readied up. 4 waves in, the other pug apologized, saying the host was too laggy for him, and left. I asked the host if he'd tried turning his porn stream off and then on again, then followed suit, leaving the gearless noob all alone on London/Reapers/Gold.
I wonder whatever happened to him
WELCOME BACK!
DoA
Had a lobby with 3 different Asaris at the ready! The host himself had 135k CP. We got Collectors/Vancouver. Both of them died and bled out on the first wave. I said "...really?" and ran into the waiting embrace of a group of Abominations. Hosting player has left, please wait...
I didn't wait.
Internally Disturbed.
I don't know if you guys knew this...but on ps3 when a teammate shoots you, there is a vibration...you / your character feels it.
In a match last night with HowYummy .....she was a particle rifle jugg...and every time I would be in front of her..as she would shoot enemies...that g-damn laser would go thru me....It feels weird man.... I can't really explain it....It's something you have to try to see what I mean...other wise.. I was yelling at her to stay away from me the entire match...it feels....uuuggghhhlck.....just a steady stream of bullets flowing thru u...
Violated.
I don't know if you guys knew this...but on ps3 when a teammate shoots you, there is a vibration...you / your character feels it.
In a match last night with HowYummy .....she was a particle rifle jugg...and every time I would be in front of her..as she would shoot enemies...that g-damn laser would go thru me....It feels weird man.... I can't really explain it....It's something you have to try to see what I mean...other wise.. I was yelling at her to stay away from me the entire match...it feels....uuuggghhhlck.....just a steady stream of bullets flowing thru u...
I thought my venom spamming was bad.
No, pearl..your venom spraying me is also, pretty bad..I was just pointing out what a particle rifle going thru your chest feels like..
Still learning the fine art of
REMEMBERING TO USE THE DAMN GRENADES!
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Srsly, your learning posts here are adorbz. Senpai notices. ![]()
Internally Disturbed.
I don't know if you guys knew this...but on ps3 when a teammate shoots you, there is a vibration...you / your character feels it.
In a match last night with HowYummy .....she was a particle rifle jugg...and every time I would be in front of her..as she would shoot enemies...that g-damn laser would go thru me....It feels weird man.... I can't really explain it....It's something you have to try to see what I mean...other wise.. I was yelling at her to stay away from me the entire match...it feels....uuuggghhhlck.....just a steady stream of bullets flowing thru u...
Man have you used the spitfire with vibration on?! it's uncontrollable, all you can do is just press r1 and hold on for dear life.

Particle rifle through the chest I can take but the spitfire with it's humongous screen shake almost gives you a seizure!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Spitfire is the only gun in the history of me ever playing video games... to actually give me motion sickness. Agreed. 10 / 10. it just feels really strange when someone is shooting a particle rifle thru you.... TeaBag...whats your PSN? Join us in the AHF.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Spitfire is the only gun in the history of me ever playing video games... to actually give me motion sickness. Agreed. 10 / 10. it just feels really strange when someone is shooting a particle rifle thru you.... TeaBag...whats your PSN? Join us in the AHF.
I'm in college man
I probably wont be able to play for a while because of that as my potato is back home! Also I broke my controller, been meaning to buy a DS4 but haven't got round to it.
My Psn is Evi-Bunny01, I'd love to play with all you guys but it'd be a while before I get back from all the irl stuff. I'm sorry man!
Back when I used to play more regularly, there was only Ark, xan, Qmr, mex and a few others. There seems to be ton of new people on ps3 now! Hopefully I'll be getting some free time after the end exams and all. Also I still haven't been able to get the pleasure of burning Arishok in the reactor ![]()
No prob ^^^^^^^^^^^^ dude, we will see ya when you get back. Yeah, AHF is growing. Good luck with your exams.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Spitfire is the only gun in the history of me ever playing video games... to actually give me motion sickness. Agreed. 10 / 10. it just feels really strange when someone is shooting a particle rifle thru you.... TeaBag...whats your PSN? Join us in the AHF.
The worst bit is, whether you have controller vibration or not, your character IS affected by the force of all bullet impacts. A high rate of fire gun feels almost the same as a marauder, you can be almost stunlocked by friendly fire. Sounds crazy, I know, but next time you are being penetrated by high rate of fire friendly fire, take notice of your slowed movement.
Yes, crimson....it finally happened....QMR took on Bowlcuts .....Xan and Pearl were there to referee...those 2 have all the details..Xan said he was going to post about it at some point today.....pearl would..but she is on a 2 day "vacation" ......bunny's took her down
The only thing I know is QMR won...by a huge margin
Let's just say, Bowlcuts had no idea how good QMR is at ME3 when he challenged them. They were both Novaguards with Predators. I was hosting so none of them had host advantage. Bowlcuts bled out early, QMR was being QMR, destroying everything despite playing the novaguard for the first time. Pearl ninja joined us on wave 1 with her warlord, so I started playing as well from wave 2 on. We got to wave 6 where the game gave us devices, everyone was out of gel except me, but I had to do 3 devices with 1:30 remaining so I bled out as well. QMR's score was 67892, Bowlcuts 27400.
QMR and I played a bronze Thunderdome with Bowl afterwards, where he trapped a pug in a corner, making him rage on his mic and quit
. QMR and I gave him some tips on the MP as he is relatively new, then we played many more matches together. Happy end.
Communication
Or lack thereof. Two guys with a relatively low CP count and low level guns and equipment (yep, at least they had equipment on), but who didn't help with objectives, and a good player who did. I used the console to tell the two guys that that's less credits for them (and for me
), but didn't work. One of them said something on the mic, but I couldn't hear it well (though I think he more or less said I was wrong) , so I asked him to repeat. The guy thought I'm from Germany and spoke in german. Unfortunately i'm not, nor do I speak said language. Asked to repeat in English to no avail.
Conclussion 1: pugs know pretty much nothing, and are not keen on learning.
Conclussion 2: one of these days i'll have to seriously consider changing my handle.
---- Good Times & Screw You Phantoms.
I just played 2 matches with Arkhne & Mrs Ark...and I met Al Swearengen (jmac) for 2 really fun games....Lots of jokes being thrown around..2nd game Arkhne hosted cerberus..cuz I told him about my PTSD from the past few nights from on-host phantoms.. took the huntress with wraith and incid ammo,,cuz I wanted my cake with extra frosting ( revenge style ) ...good games guys...catch you around later...
---- Good Times & Screw You Phantoms.
I just played 2 matches with Arkhne & Mrs Ark...and I met Al Swearenger (jmac) for 2 really fun games....Lots of jokes being thrown around..2nd game Arkhne hosted cerberus..cuz I told him about my PTSD from the past few nights from on-host phantoms.. took the huntress with wraith and incid ammo,,cuz I wanted my cake with extra frosting ( revenge style ) ...good games guys...catch you around later...
Huh, sounds kinky. ![]()
Oh btw, I just started watching the 11th season of Always Sunny in Philly. Bloody hilarious, Mac and Dennis move to the Suburbs, I was in pain. ![]()
PointyObjects
Reapers/Goddess/Gold
Normally my harpoon QFI is carrying most of the pointy objects in the match, but this time she met a Talon Merc with both the Kishock and Graal. Pincussion brutes everywhere! A fairly good match, though it would have been nice if the wave 10 devices didn't keep spawing in the middle of a group of enemies. All 7 wave 10 devices... (The host left after we got the third one, so we had to start over)
I also found this guy's name/banner combination amusing:

I just played a game with that person. I got GIP'd into it. He/she was on a Paladin, I was on a Paladin wielding a Paladin... and we got...
Condor Geth Platinum. Actually went alright for a Condor Geth; host was smoother than usual too. Had to laugh as we both use the same banners as well. But that map's not the greatest for Paladins, surprised I topped the board at 170k. Didn't feel like it >.<
---- Good Times & Screw You Phantoms.
I just played 2 matches with Arkhne & Mrs Ark...and I met Al Swearengen (jmac) for 2 really fun games....Lots of jokes being thrown around..2nd game Arkhne hosted cerberus..cuz I told him about my PTSD from the past few nights from on-host phantoms.. took the huntress with wraith and incid ammo,,cuz I wanted my cake with extra frosting ( revenge style ) ...good games guys...catch you around later...
Should definitely play some more. We may not be the BEST players, but it is ALWAYS fun. Especially when I start channelling QMR and rage nuking with arc nades or missiles. Hunters especially draw it out.
^^^ Dude, dont worry about that stuff...it is my fault.....I just promised a bunch of people that I would play a match or 2 with each of them tonight........Don't worry about "best" players..that means nothing to me dude...I enjoy playing with all of you guys....... I love getting to play with all of you guys and crack jokes with you and getting to know you....honestly..whatever happens match-wise..I really dont care as long as all of us are having fun together.......Dude, we had some fun matches tonite.. we will most likely have some more tomarrow...
^^^ Dude, dont worry..I just promised a bunch of people that I would play a match or 2 with each of them.....Don't worry about "best" players..that means nothing to me dude...I enjoy playingwith all of you guys....... I love getting to play with all of you guys and crack jokes with you and getting to know you....honestly..whatever happens match-wise..I really dont care as long as all of us are having fun together.......Dude, we had some fun matches tonite.. we will most likely have some more tomarrow...
I will arc nade more swarmers. And try to barbeque you. And maybe even Screen Shake you. Promise.