Now I keep getting kicked whenever I am able to connect to a game (and I haven't even started playing so it's not like because I suck or anything). Um... ok :/
This is not a good beginning after not playing MP for years!
Edit: I seem to be having bad luck with PUGs so I give up. If anyone would be so kind as to add me so I can play with them, my Origin ID is kalasaurus_rex1!
Vindication.
A few nights ago...gods-be-damned QMR managed to waste me 9 times in the reactor in one match.. I swore vengeance..
2nite...vengeance...kinda, sorta showed up... On a Jade Collectors game... I managed to down QMR 3 times with abombs..no nuking involved...just perfectly placed abombs when she was stuck in situations ( and me as a cabal with perfect poison striking timing ).....It felt great... Now, I only got 6 more kills to get her before we are even........
Vindication.
A few nights ago...gods-be-damned QMR managed to waste me 9 times in the reactor in one match.. I swore vengeance..
2nite...vengeance...kinda, sorta showed up... On a Jade Collectors game... I managed to down QMR 3 times with abombs..no nuking involved...just perfectly placed abombs when she was stuck in situations ( and me as a cabal with perfect poison striking timing ).....It felt great... Now, I only got 6 more kills to get her before we are even........
I fried a PUG today.
OT: NicePUG
Actually got nice mail from a PUG thanking my wife, Crimson and I for all the laughs and fun games. 
When we get to page 666, I think everyone on that page should tag all their posts with the devil smiley. But not say anything about it. Just let people freak out when they realize what's happening.
Took out my old FQE for a ride. Reactor/Gold/Geth duo, wiped at wave 10 due to very unlucky positioning of devices.
I fried a PUG today.
OT: NicePUG
Actually got nice mail from a PUG thanking my wife, Crimson and I for all the laughs and fun games.
I was srsly surprised when you said that in game last night. And both of those randoms were really good too. Good manners from MP strangers, tis rare in my online experiences. 
When we get to page 666, I think everyone on that page should tag all their posts with the devil smiley. But not say anything about it. Just let people freak out when they realize what's happening.
Longest thread I've ever made here. Wuv you guys and all the pugs who made this possible. 
Oh, sweeeeeeeeeeet cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeseeeeeeeeeeee 
Noticed my laptop is giving me 60FPS today, what a great day. Immediately took Turian Havoc and Reegar, Incendiary ammo and headed into U/U/G. Got collectors on Goddess. Enjoyed the view for a while, saw collectors melting down in my cheese. Got grabbed on some later wave, but who cares.
That wasn't enough because I still had 60FPS. Headed into another game, this time as Batarian adept with Venom and Incendiary ammo against Reapers on Glacier. OH MY GOD, Reapers just came and went. They kept coming and melting down. I saw them screaming in agony and pain, they just could not take it. Marauders stood there in disbelief, I gave them good old Batarian slap to reassure them it is real and this is their last station. And the brutes and horror in their eyes.
Felt a bit to confident after that and went with lvl 9 TGI - Avenger edition, we faced Geth on Reactor. It was ok, except I had to solo wave 9 with a fuck1ng Avenger. Now, that was one of the most masochistic experiences in ME3MP. At moments firing that thing felt like throwing cotton candies at them.
Tech-Bursting Nightmare.
Last night... me, sinful, geth supremacy ( next arishok ) and QMR did an all quarian match vs geth on ghost....
twas a ridiculous amount of tech bursts and fire splosions in the kill feed every second of that match.... primes were getting stun-locked and melted so fast..all we could do was laugh at them ......
I think our biggest problem was grenade thievery...... I am reporting all of you bosh'tet's when we get back to the flotilla....
not to mention we had 3 non-rocket kill streaks before the end of wave 2.
Devastated!
Geth...I hate them...I can go a Gold game against anything else and at least keep some of my gels, etc. but NOOOOO! Not them slippery Geth so-and-sos...
The map was Hazard Ghost. meh...not the worst map, I have neither positive nor negative feelings toward the Ghost Map...at least it wasn't Hydra...ugh!....but anyway, back to the point:
Was working away at levelling up my Infiltrator class with trusty Turian Ghost (I was level 12 I think), and packing a Locust X with Lvl3 incendiary and spamming overload, 200% cooldown (I'm in a SMG phase—please don't judge me)...So I was a Ghost on Ghost....
There were 2 Pugs who were really lame - dying every wave and getting stomped, because Geth! damn Geth, I hate them...
Anyway, we managed to get to wave 10 objective. I was with this other awesome player who was host and who was outscoring everyone with level 20 character and full gear load out and whatnot...His name was a "Captain_McNobody" I think. So...
ESCORT, through the open courtyard, with all the elevated areas around, back towards the extraction zone. Two primes, two pyros, hunters, bombers, two everything...damn Geth!
All the other players go down, including the good McNobody...even he must have run out of gels! Now by myself. I use Cobras, all of them I had left - 3 I think it was. They spawn all around me. I die a lot, use all my gels. They spawn on top of me, use all my ops packs...since I'm a Turian Ghost, I have the stim packs...I use all of them too, then kite around to ammo boxes. I use all the thermal clip packs too. So my consumables are as folllows: "0,0,0,0"...and all the while: Stagger, stagger, stagger...
BUT...I manage to get the escort done, out of the courtyard and across to the end point. Got the credits! Yay!
I then proceed to announce over the mic: "F***ing Hell!!!" as I then proceed to mop up.
I clear all the mooks, while running from ammo box to ammo box. Get down to two primes. All I have is this pathetic Locust X. No missiles. At this point, my brain stops working. I do stupid stuff...Those two Primes were flanking me, I couldn't herd them together. I run in the wrong direction after frantic run. I'm out of stim packs, Then I die. Game over.
I hate the Geth!
Frustration!
I can't start MP now without my game crashing. IDK what happened, it worked just yesterday. It seems the multiplayer gods don't want me to play or something. Grrrr >=(. Currently repairing my game.
Frustration!
I can't start MP now without my game crashing. IDK what happened, it worked just yesterday. It seems the multiplayer gods don't want me to play or something. Grrrr >=(. Currently repairing my game.
Lots of potential reasons for it. 1.6 Bug or Save bug are more common issues.
The save bug happened to me twice now. The game would crash on opening cinematic. Once I deleted my saves, I was good to go.
Lots of potential reasons for it. 1.6 Bug or Save bug are more common issues.
The save bug happened to me twice now. The game would crash on opening cinematic. Once I deleted my saves, I was good to go.
It's weird. I can start the game and open the multiplayer menu, but once I click "Quick Match" the game crashes :/
My plan is to repair the game (which is taking awhile) and then see if that fixes the problem. I will also have to reinstall my single player mods later (ugh) which may also be causing the problem- idk. Like I said, the game worked fine yesterday *shrugs*
I'll try deleting my saves later if that doesn't do the trick. Thanks for your response. I'm not really attached to my saves anyway, I can start over if need be. I used to play a lot on PS3 years ago, but recently purchased ME3 on PC when it was on sale and wanted to play multiplayer again.
On a slightly more on-topic note, last night when I was playing a PUG I tried sniping and one of my teammates kept standing next to me and spamming shockwaves. It was pretty hilarious.
Frustration!
I can't start MP now without my game crashing. IDK what happened, it worked just yesterday. It seems the multiplayer gods don't want me to play or something. Grrrr >=(. Currently repairing my game.
Start the game in offline mode. Wait until you get to the main menu. Alt-Tab out of the game and then select online mode. Now you can select MP and it will not crash. This piece of **** bug has been around forever and there's is zero chance for it to get fixed. I haven't been able to start the game in a normal fashion for nearly two years now and this is the least worst way to get around that lazy ass coding.
Vindication.
A few nights ago...gods-be-damned QMR managed to waste me 9 times in the reactor in one match.. I swore vengeance..
2nite...vengeance...kinda, sorta showed up... On a Jade Collectors game... I managed to down QMR 3 times with abombs..no nuking involved...just perfectly placed abombs when she was stuck in situations ( and me as a cabal with perfect poison striking timing ).....It felt great... Now, I only got 6 more kills to get her before we are even........
****** the lot of you. I need to stop playing music so I can actually hear you kiting A-bombs behind me or pressing the reactor button.
It's only funny when I do it.
fuckin' jerks the lot of you. I need to stop playing music so I can actually hear you kiting A-bombs behind me or pressing the reactor button.
It's only funny when I do it.
Get pranked
reminds me of when you rage quitted on w1 geth hazard dagger when i spammed my venom and flamer in your scope
Get pranked
reminds me of when you rage quitted on w1 geth hazard dagger when i spammed my venom and flamer in your scope
So that's the "spectre" ingredient in your pirogi? Hot stuff that drives tears in our eyes?
Gold/Reapers, I joined in the 3rd? wave of a laggy af game. 6 seconds, all I had left was 6 GODDAMN SECONDS!!!
Trololololol hard freeze
And that was enough MP for the night for me.
On the plus side I finally finally can drop that POS Vindicator, the ordeal is over...
the challenge is done. Thank Christ!
Infuriating.
I'm starting to think this game hates me. I jump from a match with four seconds of lag, to major rubber-banding, to a short-lived duo with some guy on condor who never came down from the very top area, regardless of objectives, to a match where everything from Praetorians to Abominations could one-shot me, to a match were cloak or not, at any given moment a minimum of 6 enemies were focused exclusively on me - even while a pair of Krogans were suicidaly backhanding a banshee.
Screw this. I'm done for the night. Or maybe week...
- White/Reapers/Platinum
Had to carry the entire team with my lvl 14 fury. Basically playing by myself from wave 4. Luckily it was FB White and Reapers so I was doing okay with my Geth Scanner Fury, until I got sync killed by a Banshee at the beginning of wave 9, everybody else went down 10 seconds later, literally.
Once we got back to the lobby, 2 of the guys left before I could see what they were about, all I know is first was a GE with Geth Pulse Rifle and the other was a Salarian Inf with Widow. The third was a very, very low N7 Batguard with Predator III and Commando Package 1. Asked him if he had equipped anything for the match but did I really need to ask ?
During the game all he did was spam Biotic Charge at anything in sight, including spawns. Obviously he always got killed in the process but for some reason he sticked with the same exact tactic for the entire game. Banshees got amused (possibly excited) by the tickling of his Predator so they rewared him with a warm and strong embrace on several occasions. He also kept trying to heavy melee Phantoms, failing to realize that the slow speed of his punch meant he was going to get stabbed before he even made a fist if he didn't consider timing. Stabbing happened, to what he yelled : "Oh are you frinkin kidding me?!" , sounding like he was genuinely surprised/upset that it ended that way.
Tried to explain that he wasn't ready for platinum yet, mentioning his gear, equipement (which he didn't have), weapons and sheer experience in the game. I thought it was obvious just by reflecting on his performance (21K by wave 9 and he used 2 rockets) but he didn't see it that way. He argued that he was lvl 20 and that he was trying to reach the level of his friends who introduced him to the game (not sure if he was talking about skills or ranking). Can't argue with that logic so I wished him good luck and left the lobby baffled by such a level of delusion. Maybe he gave me BS and was just trying to get easy credits but I didn't get this feeling.
Weird.
I ended up in a PUG with someone who was obviously cheating (made the characters move twice as fast, skipped through missions, the campaign lasted about 5 minutes, and gave 500k credits at the end). The moving really fast part was pretty comical, though, because I was on my Alliance Infiltration Unit and doing a lot of cartoonish flips.
WTF!!
I joined a Plat lobby with only the Host in it, and although she had preset it to Geth/Giant I thought why not? Nobody joined so she wanted to start so we kick off and start wave one, she (a Fury) and me (a Turian Saboteur).
Anyway, end of wave one, last target is a Geth Prime, so I run over to help finish it off and although it only had a bar or two of armour left when I got there, I got credited for the kill. No biggy, right?
Well, suddenly the Host migrates (I thought she got DC'ed) and even before the load in I get a text message saying "HE WAS MINE!". I thought she was joking so I sent back a "lol" (it was all I had time for as the wave was starting), but as I'm now soloing wave two I get three more texts. I ended up getting disconnected anyway (although I kept my gear, silver lining, right?) so I check out the other messages.
Message two - "selfish sh*t"
Message three - "don't join my lobby again"
Message four - "or I'll kick you every time"
I was like w.t.f!! She deliberately rage quit because I got the kill and she didn't?! Wow. I was literally like W.T.F!!
I sent her a reply about it being a co-op game etcetera, but all I got back was "selfish sh*t. noob".
So I sent another, spicier reply that will probably give the PSN censor a work out and then added the scorewhore to my block list.
Stay classy salty.
Yeah. I played with you before. You are just killing stuff, all the time. Wth. Didn't you see my labels I hang around their necks?WTF!!
I joined a Plat lobby with only the Host in it, and although she had preset it to Geth/Giant I thought why not? Nobody joined so she wanted to start so we kick off and start wave one, she (a Fury) and me (a Turian Saboteur).
Anyway, end of wave one, last target is a Geth Prime, so I run over to help finish it off and although it only had a bar or two of armour left when I got there, I got credited for the kill. No biggy, right?
Well, suddenly the Host migrates (I thought she got DC'ed) and even before the load in I get a text message saying "HE WAS MINE!". I thought she was joking so I sent back a "lol" (it was all I had time for as the wave was starting), but as I'm now soloing wave two I get three more texts. I ended up getting disconnected anyway (although I kept my gear, silver lining, right?) so I check out the other messages.
Message two - "selfish sh*t"
Message three - "don't join my lobby again"
Message four - "or I'll kick you every time"
I was like w.t.f!! She deliberately rage quit because I got the kill and she didn't?! Wow. I was literally like W.T.F!!
I sent her a reply about it being a co-op game etcetera, but all I got back was "selfish sh*t. noob".
So I sent another, spicier reply that will probably give the PSN censor a work out and then added the scorewhore to my block list.
Stayclassysalty.
WTF!!
I joined a Plat lobby with only the Host in it, and although she had preset it to Geth/Giant I thought why not? Nobody joined so she wanted to start so we kick off and start wave one, she (a Fury) and me (a Turian Saboteur).
Anyway, end of wave one, last target is a Geth Prime, so I run over to help finish it off and although it only had a bar or two of armour left when I got there, I got credited for the kill. No biggy, right?
Well, suddenly the Host migrates (I thought she got DC'ed) and even before the load in I get a text message saying "HE WAS MINE!". I thought she was joking so I sent back a "lol" (it was all I had time for as the wave was starting), but as I'm now soloing wave two I get three more texts. I ended up getting disconnected anyway (although I kept my gear, silver lining, right?) so I check out the other messages.
Message two - "selfish sh*t"
Message three - "don't join my lobby again"
Message four - "or I'll kick you every time"
I was like w.t.f!! She deliberately rage quit because I got the kill and she didn't?! Wow. I was literally like W.T.F!!
I sent her a reply about it being a co-op game etcetera, but all I got back was "selfish sh*t. noob".
So I sent another, spicier reply that will probably give the PSN censor a work out and then added the scorewhore to my block list.
Stay
classysalty.
We'll play plat with you anytime. And wont send you hatemail, we might trashtalk in game, but we don't get mad, it is, like you said, a co-op game.
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