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[Ashevajak]

Documentary evidence:

[Shinobu]

Confused?

 

I joined a GIP on Ghost v Reapers as an AJA. The game goes fine, though I don't score very well as I'm farming Pull points. During extraction I'm working my way to the EZ and just before I step into the circle I hear "Shinobi, it's 20 seconds, get over there!" I'm actually the first one to the EZ, so I get on the mic and ask "Where? I'm already here." I think the person is talking to the Batguard, who doesn't make it out, though the rest of us extract. Back to the lobby and the two others drop out. The host migrates to me and the remaining PUG puts a kick vote on me. We stay like that in the lobby for about 3 minutes until it fills and he stays in the store, refusing to ready up. Finally he drops out. I guess he was hoping the other two would join him in kicking the host?

 

Dunno what I did, dude.

[yrael]

****** ****, I don't even have words

 

I just had to carry a bunch of scrubs on Glacier Hazard/Geth/Gold. Device objective on wave 3; they didn't listen when I suggested leading the enemies away instead of letting them repeatedly spawn near the objective. They were either idiots or scorewhoring. Maybe both.

 

On wave 8 everyone decided they were going to camp by that dead-end hallway in the back because that's where the supply pylon was set up, I guess. They all died. I had to clutch (GI with Hornet III and Acolyte X) and kited for a while as I tried not to get killed by the hazard or the endless Hunters. Had to use all my gel and ops packs, and in the interest of not wiping, I just pulled out my missiles and nuked everything. In the next wave one guy decided to just nuke everything in sight. Speeding things up? Trying to catch up to my score? Guilty about ****** up so hard? No idea.

 

Then on wave 10 I had to use my remaining nukes against a few Primes that were killing everyone else. At the end of the wave, one scrub got killed by the swarm and said "what the ****?" Like, buddy, did you just not notice the hazard for the entire rest of the match. Are you that dense. Did you pay zero attention.

 

So in summary, I'm not carrying any more useless idiots. I'm down to six missiles. Six. It's complete bullshit.

[09_Trooper]

Confused?

...

Dunno what I did, dude.

No one likes being outplayed by a one-eyed, peg legged, cat loving sumo wrestler farming pulling points.  8)

[Dalakaar]

No one likes being outplayed by a one-eyed, peg legged, cat loving sumo wrestler farming pulling points.  8)

That needs to be in the BtM thread.

[Shinobu]

No one likes being outplayed by a one-eyed, peg legged, cat loving sumo wrestler farming pulling points.  8)

 

Hardly. I came in third. Can't remember what wave I joined, but I probably could have done better.

[geezer117]

Freaking shield boost spamming volus! Half the time my guns were jammed. 

[Arkhne]

Freaking shield boost spamming volus! Half the time my guns were jammed. 

 

The fault is Bioware's for not fixing their buggy mess. Not the Volus who was probably struggling to stay alive, Volusing well takes a skill level most PUGs lack.

You might as well blame your PUGs for you not getting what you wanted from the pack after the match, it's as much their fault.

[Dekibra]

Freaking shield boost spamming volus! Half the time my guns were jammed. 

 

had that kind of Volus once... following me (Asari Adept) around constantly... I always tried to run/hide from that annoying little chubby ball... wasn't able to and had to heavy-melee-rage-scream every 10 seconds

[yrael]

The fault is Bioware's for not fixing their buggy mess. Not the Volus who was probably struggling to stay alive, Volusing well takes a skill level most PUGs lack.

You might as well blame your PUGs for you not getting what you wanted from the pack after the match, it's as much their fault.

Voluses who try hard and do well are a blessing and must be protected at all costs.

[MeetYourNanny]

disconnection, but i a good thing is a realize now that GE indra is way off better using armor piercing rounds the inciendiary ones

[MeetYourNanny]

had that kind of Volus once... following me (Asari Adept) around constantly... I always tried to run/hide from that annoying little chubby ball... wasn't able to and had to heavy-melee-rage-scream every 10 seconds

i had one following my Tsent now he spammed that shield boost crap when i didnt need it (usually at the begining of the wave), while he was nowhere to be seen while i needed it (usually sorrunded by space dildos). Good thing is Tsent is such a beast and he can take a lot of beating... i still hate turians tho

[Dekibra]

i had one following my Tsent now he spammed that shield boost crap when i didnt need it (usually at the begining of the wave), while he was nowhere to be seen while i needed it (usually sorrunded by space dildos). Good thing is Tsent is such a beast and he can take a lot of beating... i still hate turians tho

 

yes, that is how you differ between the good Volus (shield boosting only when really needed - they really are quite valuable for the team) and the bad Volus (shield boosting whenever possible)

[Obsidian Gryphon]

Peculiar

 

Not the pug but the banshee which mysteriously vanished off the stairs at the landing zone in Hazard Glacier. She was walking towards a retreating jug, seemed to "skip" and disappeared. Fell off the stairs, I supposed. 

[MrRated82]

I had a quick pug game this morning before work. It was just me and one other. we got geth on dagger on gold. I was playing salarian infiltrator with M98 widow with phasics on and he was a turian saboteur with the arc pistol. I think its safe to say that I pretty much carried the poor old boy all the way but it was fun and i actually dont mind that. I think its awesome that relatively new players are always about. Full extraction and i even unlocked the Venom X in the pack i bought after the game. Not bad for a quickie before work!

[CrimsonN7]

had that kind of Volus once... following me (Asari Adept) around constantly... I always tried to run/hide from that annoying little chubby ball... wasn't able to and had to heavy-melee-rage-scream every 10 seconds

 

*kssk* Let me love you *kssk*

 

Butterballs need love too Dekibra.

[yrael]

****** ****, I don't even have words

 

I just had to carry a bunch of scrubs on Glacier Hazard/Geth/Gold. Device objective on wave 3; they didn't listen when I suggested leading the enemies away instead of letting them repeatedly spawn near the objective. They were either idiots or scorewhoring. Maybe both.

 

On wave 8 everyone decided they were going to camp by that dead-end hallway in the back because that's where the supply pylon was set up, I guess. They all died. I had to clutch (GI with Hornet III and Acolyte X) and kited for a while as I tried not to get killed by the hazard or the endless Hunters. Had to use all my gel and ops packs, and in the interest of not wiping, I just pulled out my missiles and nuked everything. In the next wave one guy decided to just nuke everything in sight. Speeding things up? Trying to catch up to my score? Guilty about ****** up so hard? No idea.

 

Then on wave 10 I had to use my remaining nukes against a few Primes that were killing everyone else. At the end of the wave, one scrub got killed by the swarm and said "what the ****?" Like, buddy, did you just not notice the hazard for the entire rest of the match. Are you that dense. Did you pay zero attention.

 

So in summary, I'm not carrying any more useless idiots. I'm down to six missiles. Six. It's complete bullshit.

Spoiler: A few hours later it was Glacier Hazard/Reapers/Gold and I had to ****** carry again hahahahahaha

 

**** you too, pugs

[Shinobu]

 i still hate turians tho

Blasphemy! 

 

Freaking shield boost spamming volus! Half the time my guns were jammed. 

 

In this situation, I sometimes

1) politely tell them about the shield boost bug and ask they use SB only for their own shields, or

2) scream "get away from me!!!!!" (this is usually with my mic off, though)

 

Mostly I just run away from them.

[CrimsonN7]

Spoiler: A few hours later it was Glacier Hazard/Reapers/Gold and I had to ****** carry again hahahahahaha
 
**** you too, pugs

The hate has made you powerful! Liked for hate speech.

[MeetYourNanny]

Blasphemy! 

 

 

In this situation, I sometimes

1) politely tell them about the shield boost bug and ask they use SB only for their own shields, or

2) scream "get away from me!!!!!" (this is usually with my mic off, though)

 

Mostly I just run away from them.

and wot if u cant outrun them?

 

i hate those birds with passion ave it

[Zikade]

Chaotic

 

UUG gave me Jade with Collectrolls. Was a N7 Slayer. Last time when I played against Collectors as a Destroyer I had such an easy time but now I developed new found hate towards seeker swarms. Very trollish towards power based classes.  Still, a successful run although everyone went down a lot XD.

Second match was Giant/Reapers. I was a Smashguard and... holy **** those Banshees were obsessed with me. Even when the Juggernaut went right up to high five them, they were like "Pfft whatever!" and continued following me all over the place. They failed to consummate their love though.

 

[yrael]

The hate has made you powerful! Liked for hate speech.

one of these days I'm gonna find myself in a lobby full of weak-ass pugs and I'll just switch to Jugg with Armored Compartments

[SassaMFG]

Score-whoring on extraction wave... In all four games tonight by the same person. That was the only way to outscore me, so it can be forgiven...

[Salarian Master Race]

GitGudCheating

 

Dropped GiP into Wave 4 Collectors/Reactor Hazard.  On Wave 6, someone got synced, but they were up and running around 5 seconds later.  Now I've had my fair share of sync-denials over the years, I know how it happens, and I know that when it does happen, there is no Sync Kill Skull onscreen, since the Sync Kill didn't complete.  So this was a clear case of console abuse.

 

I spent the rest of the game putting myself and the "team" into various disadvantageous situations, including one noteworthy occasion where I was perched up on top of the support beams, and blew up a Possessed Abom while they were all in the LZ Hack Circle.  Unfortunately I didn't have Shadowplay on at the time.

 

The host, of course, was an AIU, and the clear time, from my Wave 4 arrival, was 27 minutes, so probably 30 minutes or more total.  That's a long-ass time for cheaters to take clearing a match.

[yrael]

GitGudCheating

 

Dropped GiP into Wave 4 Collectors/Reactor Hazard.  On Wave 6, someone got synced, but they were up and running around 5 seconds later.  Now I've had my fair share of sync-denials over the years, I know how it happens, and I know that when it does happen, there is no Sync Kill Skull onscreen, since the Sync Kill didn't complete.  So this was a clear case of console abuse.

 

I spent the rest of the game putting myself and the "team" into various disadvantageous situations, including one noteworthy occasion where I was perched up on top of the support beams, and blew up a Possessed Abom while they were all in the LZ Hack Circle.  Unfortunately I didn't have Shadowplay on at the time.

 

The host, of course, was an AIU, and the clear time, from my Wave 4 arrival, was 27 minutes, so probably 30 minutes or more total.  That's a long-ass time for cheaters to take clearing a match.

I dunno, a few times now I've seen people get synced or executed and just pop right back up again after a few seconds, with a lot of "the **** just happened?" after the fact. Maybe the game is just steadily losing its ability to leave people dead.