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Lately, I observed on the BSN that a great deal of things in this game is pejoratively named as lol-X.
And I asked myself two things. First question was whether I would like a beer and the answer was yes, but that is off topic and unimportant. The second question was: "Are lol-things so numerous, that calling them lol-things is actually stupid?"
This is a vital question. the "lol" prefix usually points out that something is easy to use, overpowered or associated with a glitch of sorts.
Let's have a lol-breakdown:
1. LOL platforms
- lolpeesea
- lolecksbawks
- lolpeeestree
Basically, as we can see, playing on the 3 main gaming systems automatically makes you a scrub and you should feel bad about yourself.
2. LOL mechanics
- lolrng
- loleaservers
This time it's a little bit different, because these things don't seem to work in your favor. But aren't they? EA servers are a necessity if you want to earn credits. lolcredits you spend in the lolrng store fuel your account with different lolthings like lolreegar or lolcolyte. So I would go as far to say that using the store is a scrubby and shameful habit and should be avoided by the pros.
3.1 LOL guns
- Reegar
- Acolyte
- Harrier
- Claymore
- apparently, Loldas
- I'd still say GPS
- Piranha
- Hurricane
- if anyone has any ideas, post them.
3.2 LOL Gear
- any grenade capacity improvement, because of lolgrenades
- Geth Scanner
3.3 LOL powers (the classes with these powers can be safely named lolclasses)
- All grenades
- Tactical Cloak
- Hunter Mode/ Devastator mode
- Flamer
- Annihilation Field
- pet powers*
- anything that gives you loldamagereduction (You can't take a full punch? Are you a sissy?)
* this time lol indicates that the power sucks
3.4 LOL consumables
- Cyclonic Modulator
- Incendiary Ammo
- Didn't see more
4. LOL Game modes
- lolsilver
This point is very important, because bronze is probably lol too. That means that according to the recent game stats, over 70% of this already lol game (point 1) is even more lol. Lol.
5. LOL Maps
- lolwhite [hazard] : it's too easy, you should be ashamed
- lolhydra, loldagger: too easy for sniper rifles
- lolgiant [hazard]: I don't know why the system still accepts solo challenges on this map
- lolgoddess : you are a grenade scrub
- loljade: grenade scrub, sub7 lolspeedrun
- lolghost - too easy
- lolglacier - games last too little time
6. LOL kits (other than these using LOL powers, because they are already lol)
- Lollernaut (even if he has the Turret)
- loladin
- Sloler (Slash and PD? Come on!)
- Klolord (regenarating health? 2 or 3 x HM for a Prime? Lol)
- put anything here, I'd say that Singularity is more like Singlolity now, idk what is the LOLsensus about the Human Adepts now
7. LOL other
- lol teammates (What? Too weak to solo, are we?)
- lol missles
- lol therestofconsumables (making mistakes, aren't we?!?)
As you can see, that's quite a lot, and I probably didn't remember everything. So, finally
TL;DR - ME3 is a lolgame anyway, so you can cease naming any aspect of this game a lol-sth.
Modifié par stysiaq, 21 mai 2013 - 10:25 .
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