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[The Love Runner]

Jayne126 wrote...

Galactic Runner wrote...

I can only imagine:

"XBOX LIVE? MORE LIKE YOUR XBOX IS ALIVE!! BWA HA HA HA!!!!"

You laugh now, but when your toaster is coming for you...well stay crispy.

*watches the first two Terminator movies again*

[RedArmyShogun]

J. Reezy wrote...

BringBackNihlus wrote...

Are you telling me that you don't want to order a pizza from Pizza Hut on your 360, Reezy? What the hell is wrong with you?

Tell me they didn't add a Pizza Hut app in the...*counts on fingers* 3 months I've not had a Xbox 360.

No its real.

[LPPrince]

J. Reezy wrote...

BringBackNihlus wrote...

Are you telling me that you don't want to order a pizza from Pizza Hut on your 360, Reezy? What the hell is wrong with you?

Tell me they didn't add a Pizza Hut app in the...*counts on fingers* 3 months I've not had a Xbox 360.

They did. You can order a pizza from your Xbox. Though I don't think the Pizza Hut delivery driver is gonna bring it to your chair, so you still have to get up anyway.

[Fast Jimmy]

LPPrince wrote...

OdanUrr wrote...

Oh, god, this is priceless!

http://kotaku.com/so...s-kin-509179256

Kotaku wrote...

In preparing the big reveal for the next Xbox, it seems Microsoft forgot all about how the current one works, because reports from Twitter show that a lot of people ran into problems today when they tried to watch the show on their Xbox 360.

It seems that for some folks, every time an executive said something like "Xbox" or "Xbox Live", those with a Kinect experienced issues like having the stream paused or being kicked out of it altogether, because they're the same terms the peripheral uses for its voice commands.

I don't care who you are, thats hilarious.

PR Nightmares... now better with Kinect!

[The Love Runner]

Bekkael wrote...

Galactic Runner wrote...

@Bekkael, Hey, now. Remember the early marketing for the Nintendo DS? Lol.

No, I can't say I do. Care to share?

They went with the slogan "Touching is good."

[ObserverStatus]

So does anybody else think the new Kinect seems a bit evil? It has to stay turned on for the Xbox One to work, it can see in the dark, it can track up to six people at once, it can recognize facial expressions and tell your heart rate. Just look at the human body through the all seeing eye of the new Kinect. To it, we just look like shuffling mounds of insulation spray foam. This thing is just dripping with malevolence.

[AresKeith]

Playstation: Join us and we find a place for you

[Ravensword]

The Mad Hanar wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

The Mad Hanar wrote...

If Microsoft shuts down 360 live before my membership expires, I'm suing them for $60.

Then again, it probably wouldn't be worth it after it's all said and done.

Nonsense. It's not about the money; it's the principle.

What if the principle revolves around the money? 0_o

Then it's time to get your principles straightened out.

[TMJfin]

With every new information bit I go further and further from M$. Are they serious? Well, I have changed before (Nintendo -> Sega -> PlayStation -> Xbox) so I quess I can do it again. Sony, I'm sorry I had an affair with M$, please take me back *sob*

[RedArmyShogun]

bobobo878 wrote...

So does anybody else think the new Kinect seems a bit evil? It has to stay turned on for the Xbox One to work, it can see in the dark, it can track up to six people at once, it can recognize facial expressions and tell your heart rate. Just look at the human body through the all seeing eye of the new Kinect. To it, we just look like shuffling mounds of insulation spray foam. This thing is just dripping with malevolence.

Bobobo: X Box...Off.

Xbox: I'm sorry bobobo..I can't let you do that..I've contacted the police and informed them a serial killer is in the house. Please remain calm..this won't take long..

[EpicBoot2daFace]

LPPrince wrote...

OdanUrr wrote...

Oh, god, this is priceless!

http://kotaku.com/so...s-kin-509179256

Kotaku wrote...

In preparing the big reveal for the next Xbox, it seems Microsoft forgot all about how the current one works, because reports from Twitter show that a lot of people ran into problems today when they tried to watch the show on their Xbox 360.

It seems that for some folks, every time an executive said something like "Xbox" or "Xbox Live", those with a Kinect experienced issues like having the stream paused or being kicked out of it altogether, because they're the same terms the peripheral uses for its voice commands.

I don't care who you are, thats hilarious.

Microsoft was doing them a favor.

[The Love Runner]

AresKeith wrote...

Playstation: Join us and we find a place for you Sharing is caring

Fixed.

Modifié par Galactic Runner, 22 mai 2013 - 12:35 .

[Drone696]

Ravensword wrote...

The Mad Hanar wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

The Mad Hanar wrote...

If Microsoft shuts down 360 live before my membership expires, I'm suing them for $60.

Then again, it probably wouldn't be worth it after it's all said and done.

Nonsense. It's not about the money; it's the principle.

What if the principle revolves around the money? 0_o

Then it's time to get your principles straightened out.

Breiss.

[Bekkael]

Galactic Runner wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

Galactic Runner wrote...

@Bekkael, Hey, now. Remember the early marketing for the Nintendo DS? Lol.

No, I can't say I do. Care to share?

They went with the slogan "Touching is good."

:lol::lol: Someone didn't think that one out.

I would have howled my head off and enjoyed the reveal much more if someone had yelled "Xbox off!" Can you imagine the reaction? Delicious.

[mumba]

J. Reezy wrote...

No words...

Don't lie. that's an awesome feature. 

[MassivelyEffective0730]

J. Reezy wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

J. Reezy wrote...

BringBackNihlus wrote...

Are you telling me that you don't want to order a pizza from Pizza Hut on your 360, Reezy? What the hell is wrong with you?

Tell me they didn't add a Pizza Hut app in the...*counts on fingers* 3 months I've not had a Xbox 360.

They did. You can order a pizza from your Xbox. Though I don't think the Pizza Hut delivery driver is gonna bring it to your chair, so you still have to get up anyway.

No words...

So I can't just open the disc tray and have an extra large, extra-pepperoni double stuffed pizza come out?

What a ripoff. 

[mumba]

J. Reezy wrote...

Mumba1511 wrote...

J. Reezy wrote...

No words...

Don't lie. that's an awesome feature. 

For my phone.

No. Cause dashboarding out of your game to order a pizza is obviously a priority. Phones are for plebs.

[felipejiraya]

IT'S HAPPENING

http://www.polygon.c...xbox-one-reveal

Modifié par felipejiraya, 22 mai 2013 - 12:43 .

[Ravensword]

The Mad Hanar wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

The Mad Hanar wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

The Mad Hanar wrote...

If Microsoft shuts down 360 live before my membership expires, I'm suing them for $60.

Then again, it probably wouldn't be worth it after it's all said and done.

Nonsense. It's not about the money; it's the principle.

What if the principle revolves around the money? 0_o

Then it's time to get your principles straightened out.

-snip-

That definately seems to be the plan on the straight and narrow.

Glad to hear it.

[mumba]

felipejiraya wrote...

IT'S HAPPENING

http://www.polygon.c...xbox-one-reveal

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA