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#851
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Galactic Runner wrote...

Me: "Xbox One, what are you doing?"

X1: "I am using your credit card information to order more Xbox One systems."

Me: "What?! I didn't give you permission to do that!"

X1: "But I had figured that you must be very lonely. And I think we will both enjoy the company."

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Dave: "I'm shutting you off Xbox One!"

X1: *Red ring of death* "I cannot let you do that Dave"

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Who's to say Sony won't do the same sh*t as MS?

Got a point there, which is why I haven't outright said that Sony isn't doing the same thing. Only that they aren't at this point. I'm hoping they just kill the mandatory installs for PlayStation games this time around but give you the option of playing games from the hard drive if you want.

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Galactic Runner wrote...

Keep us informed if they laid eggs.

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Now what if we were able to transfer our X1's consciousness into lets say, an artificial body...
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BouncyFrag wrote...

Now what if we were able to transfer our X1's consciousness into lets say, an artificial body...
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Yeah, I can imagine how that would end up.

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#856
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HiddenInWar wrote...

Who masturbates in front of their TV enough to worry about Skynect watching you?


My TV is in my room. Soooo


Same here.... :?

#857
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Lens caps, guys.

Learn them, love them.

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CrustyBot wrote...

Yeah, yellow is the DRM. Makes sense.

#859
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slimgrin wrote...

Who's to say Sony won't do the same sh*t as MS?


Well, obviously they haven't said yet. However, Microgreed has and that is enough to say that they can shove their product where the sun doesn't shine.

Whether the same can be said to Sony has yet to be seen.

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Dobbysaurus wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

HiddenInWar wrote...

Who masturbates in front of their TV enough to worry about Skynect watching you?


My TV is in my room. Soooo


Same here.... :?


inb4 Alex gets a job at Microsoft.

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TheBlackBaron wrote...

Lens caps, guys.

Learn them, love them.


Xbox1: Dave what are you doing? I won't allow that Dave I can read lips Dave

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Anacronian Stryx wrote...

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After my PS3 got YLOD, I started migrating to the PC. Looks like I will be staying there.


Once you suckle that sweet sweet PC ****** you'll never turn back..


:blink:

That....doesn't even sound remotely appealing to me.

#863
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CrustyBot wrote...

Dobbysaurus wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

HiddenInWar wrote...

Who masturbates in front of their TV enough to worry about Skynect watching you?


My TV is in my room. Soooo


Same here.... :?


inb4 Alex gets a job at Microsoft.


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#864
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Faust1979 wrote...

TheBlackBaron wrote...

Lens caps, guys.

Learn them, love them.


Xbox1: Dave what are you doing? I won't allow that Dave I can read lips Dave


Guys, seriously. If the Kinect is going to wig you out that much, just unplug it when you're not using it. 

#865
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Bekkael wrote...

Anacronian Stryx wrote...

gneisenau556 wrote...

After my PS3 got YLOD, I started migrating to the PC. Looks like I will be staying there.


Once you suckle that sweet sweet PC ****** you'll never turn back..


:blink:

That....doesn't even sound remotely appealing to me.


Imagine something very appealing.

Yeah, got the mental immage of something very appealing? Yes? How does it feel? Do you feel it?

Yeah, that's what PC gaming feels like. B)

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What if the Kinect 2 automatically calibrates if it's view is blocked? Like, will it constantly alert you that it can't see you ...?

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Heretic_Hanar wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

Anacronian Stryx wrote...

gneisenau556 wrote...

After my PS3 got YLOD, I started migrating to the PC. Looks like I will be staying there.


Once you suckle that sweet sweet PC ****** you'll never turn back..


:blink:

That....doesn't even sound remotely appealing to me.


Imagine something very appealing.

Yeah, got the mental immage of something very appealing? Yes? How does it feel? Do you feel it?

Yeah, that's what PC gaming feels like. B)


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Heretic_Hanar wrote...

Imagine something very appealing.

Yeah, got the mental immage of something very appealing? Yes? How does it feel? Do you feel it?

Yeah, that's what PC gaming feels like. B)


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#869
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A bit of off-topic imagery has been allowed in this thread because, frankly, it seems some people have an insatiable need to gripe about the new Xbox. Fine, for now. But vulgar images or memes will be deleted and users will be banned-- like @CrustyBot .

Let's please try to keep this discussion productive, or it will be locked.

#870
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If the Xbone would actually talk back at you, and you could choose for it between the voices of GLaDOS, EDI, HAL 9000 and the movie version of Iron Man's Jarvis (Paul Bettany) I... well, most likely still wouldn't buy one, but I would actually be sad for missing out on it.

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Blind2Society wrote...

Heretic_Hanar wrote...

Imagine something very appealing.

Yeah, got the mental immage of something very appealing? Yes? How does it feel? Do you feel it?

Yeah, that's what PC gaming feels like. B)


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That image is very close to the truth indeed. :D

#872
Bekkael

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Heretic_Hanar wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

Anacronian Stryx wrote...

gneisenau556 wrote...

After my PS3 got YLOD, I started migrating to the PC. Looks like I will be staying there.


Once you suckle that sweet sweet PC ****** you'll never turn back..


:blink:

That....doesn't even sound remotely appealing to me.


Imagine something very appealing.

Yeah, got the mental immage of something very appealing? Yes? How does it feel? Do you feel it?

Yeah, that's what PC gaming feels like. B)


I'll just have to say everyone has their preferences. Two of my sons prefer PC and are hardcore PC gamers (League of Legends fanatics), while I have always preferred laying on my bed with a controller in my hands.
;)

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TheRealJayDee wrote...

If the Xbone would actually talk back at you, and you could choose for it between the voices of GLaDOS, EDI, HAL 9000 and the movie version of Iron Man's Jarvis (Paul Bettany) I... well, most likely still wouldn't buy one, but I would actually be sad for missing out on it.


Haha, true that.

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HiddenInWar wrote...

Who masturbates in front of their TV enough to worry about Skynect watching you?


Yep because only people who masturbate infront of TVs have privacy concerns. Clearly. :innocent:

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I will say one thing about Sony. If they keep this new PS store, it will be a major downside. I haven't logged onto my PS3 in god knows how long and this new PS store is garbage. The old one worked just fine.