But I've noticed a trend in Bioware games that aren't really making me that happy. It was the fact the protagonists in the latest games of Bioware, such as ME3 and DA2 are, to put it bluntly, stupid. I'm not going to drag ME3 into this, but anyone who's played it would know the kind of stupid crap Shepard does throughout the game.
They were better with it in DAO; true your Warden could do stupid crap but you usually had to go for it and try going that route. Or have a Guide Dang It moment where you stuff up due to doing something wrong in the wrong order and it all goes to smash like trying to shank Flemeth 'cause you think she's just a crazy hobo.
You could quickly pick out 'Weylon' was lying while doing the Ashe's quest line, either by trying to go into the backroom or having a high enough cunning. You have the option of telling Irving about Jowan's plot with Lily to break out of the Tower. In Haven you can easily pick up on the craziness of the peoplem while snooping and kill the whole lot of them when you yell at them about it. With Anora you can pick up on her lies and slyness and manipulate her into helping you.
Then DA2 came along and I was eager to have some more opportunties to show Thedas my PC was a magnificent bastard. But then I played it and I found out Hawke was...kinda dumb. One of my main dislikes in DA2 was Hawke's extreme stupidity and obliviousness. Sure, some of the stupidity was needed for plot development, but if you have to make the hero a moron for the story, it isn't very good writing.
Unless you like playing as a dumb character. Personally I don't. It just makes me really dislike said character and wish they would die for their stupidness. I started to get more and more irriatated while playing DA2 due to Hawke's incompetence and stupidity. She blatantly ignore things or would just sit on her ass while someone crazy happened. It seems all Hawke was good at was killing people and she failed in every other regard.
Ol' Sister Petrice! How's the Chantry doing? I'm really glad you set me up to try and flame in a war. Cool, I can give you a few threats, but you go ahead and waltz out that door; not like you'll start even more sh!t down the line or anything.
Hello mum, how's it hanging? Someone gave you white lilies? The same kind a serial killer has be giving to single women? You want to start dating? Okay, have fun with that!
A strange note where I found the guy who made mum a zombie thing. Who is this mysterious O person? Hmph, well good thing I don't know any powerful mages or First Enchanters who's name start with O or anything.
A Qunari spy with loads of really secret information which could cripple Qunari actions in Thedas? Oh I'll just sit here while she runs way, lol my bad.
Hey Isabela, isn't it weird how your ship wreak and the Qunari's are at the same time? In the same storm? And they are looking for something really valuable and you are looking for something really valuable that you stole and you won't go into the Qunari compound. Who cares, I won't confront you or anything despite you acting really suspicious.
Anders, you are acting crazier than usual. Why are you hiding explosives all over the Chantry? Never mind, I bet you won't go all loony and explode it or something.
So my main worry for DA3 is that I'll get stuck with another stupid protagonist who sits around doing stupid things for story sake. Who will ignore really obvious sh!t and problems but doesn't do anything about it. Who is forced to be dumb for the sake of progressing the tale of DAI. I don't think I could tolerate that again.
You can do stupid crap in DAO, but at least that's usually due to user failure and you can side-step it next time if you are care (Lol Dragon Mountain Gong anyone?) but in DA2 Hawke was just stupid and seemed to fail at everything and let incredibly valid threats, like Tallis, Petrice and Corypheus walk off without an issue, or stand by while incredibly obviously clues are stuffed in their face.
So please Bioware, please don't make the PC for DAI an idiot. Please don't make me want to punch them for their moronic behaviour and oblviousness. Please don't make them stupid simply for story sake.
Do any of you guys agree? Do you want a more...intelligent protagonist? How? Or did you like Hawke stuffing up all the time?
I'll close with the stupidest thing I ever heard Hawke say, during that memorable quest Isabela gives you to help her friend the poison-merchant. Hawke says this gem to him after she discovers what is in the crate and how he intends to sell it;
"But it's poison. It kills people!"
Yeah, like you didn't kill over twenty people to get to the crate with the poison in it, ******.





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