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#176
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KiddDaBeauty wrote...

brushyourteeth wrote...

I vote that we have these instead. Quick, before they become too mainstream!!

Those are adorable! Can we kill them for great loot?


Only if a super-cute kid gets to come along and yell "You bust slug! You bust slug!" Image IPB

(automatic bonus points to anyone who got the Harry Potter reference)




Also, I vote we get one of these. Pleeeeaaaaaaase, Bioware?

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Modifié par brushyourteeth, 03 juin 2013 - 04:59 .


#177
Murder Knife

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Not sure if I'm supposed to go "D'aaaaaaaaw" or "Eeeeeeeeeew".

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themikefest wrote...

bucketOFme wrote...
my dad  served around the same time and he has pictures of them too :sick:
and one guy tried to keep one as a pet but one day it went missing and I can't remember the rest of the story lol whoops

I'm okay with the spiders, it would be super awesome though to get someting else to squish.

Tell your father ,Thank you for his service from me


He says thank you very much! and he salutes your for your service as well
and then he proceeded to ask me what the bsn was ha

#179
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Chris Priestly wrote...

As an arachnophobe there is something about the eyes, legs & palps that always gives me the jibblies when we put giant spiders in our games.

And this game, there is something even worse.





:devil:






Jar Jar Binks? :blink:

Evil Clowns? :o

Mutant Zombie Ponies? :crying:

COOLIO? :sick:

Modifié par Mrhimura, 03 juin 2013 - 09:38 .


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Tootles FTW

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Anytime an underwater creature, sharks specifically, are included in a game I soil my pantaloons a wee bit. 
I spent most of Far Cry 3 running along the shoreline looking for a gawddamn boat....    Image IPB  Orlais is landlocked right?  Right??

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Orlais most likely has sewers.

And alchemist labs.

And alchemists who, shall we say, take the easy way when discarding failed experiments.

Excuse me while I go nail down the toilet cover.

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Since I keep seeing the"Camel Spider" pic pop up, I just want to point out a few things. They aren't poisonous, they are also not actually spiders either. That picture also makes them look A LOT bigger than they actually are. They also have the habit of following people around in their shadows to keep cool. Their Latin name roughly translates to "Those who flee from the sun".

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Tootles FTW wrote...

Anytime an underwater creature, sharks specifically, are included in a game I soil my pantaloons a wee bit. 
I spent most of Far Cry 3 running along the shoreline looking for a gawddamn boat....    Image IPB  Orlais is landlocked right?  Right??



lol, i enjoyed taosing grenades at the sharks, bestest fishing eber!:lol:

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Gileadan wrote...

Orlais most likely has sewers.

And alchemist labs.

And alchemists who, shall we say, take the easy way when discarding failed experiments.

Excuse me while I go nail down the toilet cover.



you just want to watch the world burn, don't you?

#185
kinderschlager

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JerZeyCJ2 wrote...

Since I keep seeing the"Camel Spider" pic pop up, I just want to point out a few things. They aren't poisonous, they are also not actually spiders either. That picture also makes them look A LOT bigger than they actually are. They also have the habit of following people around in their shadows to keep cool. Their Latin name roughly translates to "Those who flee from the sun".



VAMPIRIC INSECTS?!?!

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The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

Chris Priestly wrote...

As an arachnophobe there is something about the eyes, legs & palps that always gives me the jibblies when we put giant spiders in our games.

And this game, there is something even worse.


:devil:

...giant clowns?

Giant spider clowns?

Giant zombie spider clowns?  [runs screaming]

#187
kinderschlager

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legbamel wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

Chris Priestly wrote...

As an arachnophobe there is something about the eyes, legs & palps that always gives me the jibblies when we put giant spiders in our games.

And this game, there is something even worse.


:devil:

...giant clowns?

Giant spider clowns?

Giant zombie spider clowns?  [runs screaming]


never could understand peoples fear of clowns

#188
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kinderschlager wrote...

never could understand peoples fear of clowns


Me neither, they're so adorable! :wub:

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thats1evildude

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Nobody likes clowns.

Sexy harlequins get a pass sometimes.

Modifié par thats1evildude, 04 juin 2013 - 03:27 .


#190
kinderschlager

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Mrhimura wrote...

kinderschlager wrote...

never could understand peoples fear of clowns


Me neither, they're so adorable! :wub:

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if he can't juggle, he's no clown

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Chris Priestly wrote...

As an arachnophobe there is something about the eyes, legs & palps that always gives me the jibblies when we put giant spiders in our games.

And this game, there is something even worse.





:devil:






*raises hand* Oh, oh, I know! I know!  SPIDER-DRAGONS!

#192
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I could not agree more. I can handle everything in every game but the one thing I hate real or not are spiders. I hate them and the fact that they're giant in Dragon Age sucks. Not to mention the monster ones in DA:II!

KILL ALL SPIDERS!!

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Chris Priestly wrote...

And this game, there is something even worse.


a "Demon of Fear"... who appears, at least, half as a spider (e.g. like "the Fly but just with spiders" or a cross with a giant giant rat.) This way at least we'd have the "main stay" of fantasy "enemies" ;).



Mrhimura wrote...

Mutant Zombie Ponies? [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/crying.png[/smilie]



Or the return of the Zombie Kitten ... EVIL .. I tell you ;)

Modifié par FDrage, 04 juin 2013 - 08:58 .


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themikefest wrote...

I like the spiders in DAO better than DA2

When I was in Iraq and Kuwait in 1991 we had to deal with camel spiders

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He have the nephews in NM.  They call them Childs of the Earth or Sand Scorpions here.
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Modifié par Silverfox4, 04 juin 2013 - 09:13 .


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Ah, this is all so tame.

Depending on your age there's between a 1/3 to 2/3 chance that these are on your face.....

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.....mating in your eyelash follicles:

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Even if you don't have them yet, the older you get, the more likely you are to acquire them.


Oh, and if that fact wasn't scary enough, you can also get a pubic lice infestation of the eyelashes:

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Sleep well fellow forumites.

#196
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Swagger7 wrote...

Sleep well fellow forumites.


Ignorance was bliss.

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I love spiders to bad we have to kill them.

Modifié par 9TailsFox, 04 juin 2013 - 10:49 .


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I just can't take this thread seriously. I won't. You're all horrible people! Hating on this poor misunderstood spiders ... that's why I don't hurt them and give the roaches and two second. Head start.

Don't judge me. I'm a sensible person.

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Ugh, not roaches anything but that. Can we have giant sow bugs that you can only kill when they unroll themselves from a ball and you have to try to stay out of the way as they try to roll over you?

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lady_v23 wrote...

I just can't take this thread seriously. I won't. You're all horrible people! Hating on this poor misunderstood spiders ... that's why I don't hurt them and give the roaches and two second. Head start.

Don't judge me. I'm a sensible person.


Good that the "eating spiders during our sleep" is considered an urban legend then ;)


Rpgfantasyplayer wrote...

Ugh, not roaches anything but
that. Can we have giant sow bugs that you can only kill when they
unroll themselves from a ball and you have to try to stay out of the way
as they try to roll over you?


I'd vote for wild boars ... nightmares I tell you. At least they were in Gothic 3 ... 10 Orcs = no problem ... 1 wild boar = Hopeully I survive that fight, ::whistle:

Modifié par FDrage, 04 juin 2013 - 02:05 .