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favoritehookeronthecitadel

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What would they be like? Like, who would they be and what would they do? Their personality? This isn't necessarily for the destroy ending, since, well, my Shepard gave Ashley some action she wouldn't forget antime soon before Priority: Earth.

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They would be blue

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Megaton_Hope

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Well, mine would probably be blue. I can't imagine willingly spending time with Ashley, Miranda and Jack would be hard to commit to, humans and Quarians aren't fertile together (aside from all the other reasons that's a bad idea), Legion won't return my calls, and Liara's kind of sweet.

Since they'd be spending more time with their mother on the crew deck, I guess they'd be hard-edged biotic information brokers who are suspiciously proficient at firearms.

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bowboski wrote...

They would be blue


All five. 

'Cept one, who's purple. 

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bowboski wrote...

They would be blue

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Mumba1511 wrote...

bowboski wrote...

They would be blue

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LOL!

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Oh great, everyone's spamming the thread.

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Perhaps he chose destroy to raise their (blue/purple) children

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favoritehookeronthecitadel wrote...

Oh great, everyone's spamming the thread.

Everyone = 2 people, rofl. 

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 Shepard/Jack kids = biotic gawwwwdz.

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My kids would be blue as well...

And they would never get dates. If the copious amounts of heavy weapons (Including enough guns to equip an entire regiment each with a different gun) And enough explosive ordinance to level milwaulkee didn't deter some of my daughter's suitors, her extended family would. Wrex and space-batman (Garrus) Would see to that, if kasumi didn't.

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bowboski wrote...

They would be blue



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Blue and Human. I'd have banged Liara and Miranda

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Well, my one Shepard would have to adopt a child because well she's in love with a Turian. My other Shepard romanced Thane but since he died, I could see that Shepard ending up with James a few years after the Reaper war. So yeah human children. Although, I'm not sure she's the children type.

(Bioware, don't destroy my headcanon with James, please.)

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... i dont think its ever stated that for humans is biotics genetic? I mean its only been what 60 years sence mass effect tech has been around.

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Nightdragon8 wrote...

... i dont think its ever stated that for humans is biotics genetic? I mean its only been what 60 years sence mass effect tech has been around.

No, it's not genetic as biotics develop, at least in humans, by exposure to element zero. And even at that it's a slim chance at best that they would be biotics. Most element zero exposure just leads to brain cancer or other deformities.

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Mumba1511 wrote...

favoritehookeronthecitadel wrote...

Oh great, everyone's spamming the thread.

Everyone = 2 people, rofl. 


2 is more than enough, thank you.

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Lars10178 wrote...

Blue and Human. I'd have banged Liara and Miranda


Do you even shadow broker?

Lrk moar pls


Ontopic, seeing as Mine's with Tali, I guess theyd be non-existant.

I believe Jack, Ashley and Liara are the only options with Manshep, and Kaiden and Liara are the only options with Femshep yes?


Oh wait I humped the consort in ME1, woops, guess I got kids after all.

Modifié par Jafroboy, 05 juin 2013 - 03:30 .


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"So if Shepard had kids ..."

The children of Piers V Shepard and Ashley M Williams would be as follows;

1) Kimberly Madeline was always sober-minded like her father and would retire as a Chief Medical Officer in the Alliance. She and her banker husband had one daughter ... a specials needs child named Maddy that was her grandmother's shadow.

2) William Tennyson loved fast things such as cars, women and planes. He gave his mother more grey hairs than she could count and died in his early thirties while testing a new type of spaceship for the Alliance. His widow and newborn son moved in with the older Shepards.

3) Thaddeus "Tad" Victor was studious and became an Episcopal Priest in Charleston, SC. He was proud of his parents but shied away from any kind of "Shepard" spotlight. He would marry his high school sweetheart and they would have two sons.

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EDIT: Piers and Ashley retired just outside Charleston, SC so that Ashley could be close to their children. Piers was in full agreement as he loved nothing more than being with his family. 

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My Shepard was perfectly ok with the canon LI of Liara.  I have yet to play as FemShep.

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Dark haired, rough and tumble types. At least one would have a fondness for poetry.

All would be good with guns.

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I'm going to get blasted for this....

TalixShep Syth end

*runs for the hills*

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im guessing any of the asari shepard melded with can easily bare his/her child. regardless what happens to shepard

but for human or other race and even for shepard bearing a child would be difficult depending on the scenario. and impossible if shepard were deceased in the case of fem shep.

but male shep may have had a child with any of the human female L.I. even if death after beam run, if shep had sexual contact with fem human li.

for turian, salarian, quarian or krogan relationship adoption maybe?

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My shepard was female so unless zombies can give birth shes not gonna get laid in the after life

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Of all of Shepard's possible Love Interests and Bed Partners, I too am inclined to agree that if Shepard had children at all, they'd be Asari. Near as I can tell, the mother would be either Liara, Consort, or Shialla. (I am guessing that even one meld with an Asari is enough for her to get pregnant by you at some indeterminate time in the future.)

As for the rest:

Biology will not cooperate for the following: Tali, Garrus, and Thane.

We also know (see Lair of the Shadorbroker files) that Miranda is incurably sterile.

Jacob is biologically possible, but in ME3 we learn that Jacob is a 'playa' and he ditches Shepard for someoe else almost as soon as Shepard is 'detained' and has a kid by her. If Shepard isn't pregnant by Jacob's kid when the Reapers invade (and it doesn't seem like she is), she never will be.

As for Jack, apparently Jack has some sort of neural-muscular degenerative condition which actually acts like a Biotic accelerant (read the Codex Entry on Jack's Bio-Amp in ME2). That being so, I don't think Jack is fertile either.

That leaves the VS, Liara, Shialla, and the Consort as possble candidates for parents of Shepard's kids and most of these are Asari.

-Polaris