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[McFlurry598]

IanPolaris wrote...

Of all of Shepard's possible Love Interests and Bed Partners, I too am inclined to agree that if Shepard had children at all, they'd be Asari. Near as I can tell, the mother would be either Liara, Consort, or Shialla. (I am guessing that even one meld with an Asari is enough for her to get pregnant by you at some indeterminate time in the future.)

As for the rest:

Biology will not cooperate for the following: Tali, Garrus, and Thane.


We also know (see Lair of the Shadorbroker files) that Miranda is incurably sterile.
Jacob is biologically possible, but in ME3 we learn that Jacob is a 'playa' and he ditches Shepard for someoe else almost as soon as Shepard is 'detained' and has a kid by her. If Shepard isn't pregnant by Jacob's kid when the Reapers invade (and it doesn't seem like she is), she never will be.

As for Jack, apparently Jack has some sort of neural-muscular degenerative condition which actually acts like a Biotic accelerant (read the Codex Entry on Jack's Bio-Amp in ME2). That being so, I don't think Jack is fertile either.
That leaves the VS, Liara, Shialla, and the Consort as possble candidates for parents of Shepard's kids and most of these are Asari.

-Polaris

Dude, best comment I've seen all day. Asari, ftw

[Massa FX]

They'd be part Turian. Not an attractive baby. But a HUGE heart.

[TheWerdna]

IanPolaris wrote...

Of all of Shepard's possible Love Interests and Bed Partners, I too am inclined to agree that if Shepard had children at all, they'd be Asari. Near as I can tell, the mother would be either Liara, Consort, or Shialla. (I am guessing that even one meld with an Asari is enough for her to get pregnant by you at some indeterminate time in the future.)

As for the rest:

Biology will not cooperate for the following: Tali, Garrus, and Thane.

We also know (see Lair of the Shadorbroker files) that Miranda is incurably sterile.

Jacob is biologically possible, but in ME3 we learn that Jacob is a 'playa' and he ditches Shepard for someoe else almost as soon as Shepard is 'detained' and has a kid by her. If Shepard isn't pregnant by Jacob's kid when the Reapers invade (and it doesn't seem like she is), she never will be.

As for Jack, apparently Jack has some sort of neural-muscular degenerative condition which actually acts like a Biotic accelerant (read the Codex Entry on Jack's Bio-Amp in ME2). That being so, I don't think Jack is fertile either.

That leaves the VS, Liara, Shialla, and the Consort as possble candidates for parents of Shepard's kids and most of these are Asari.

-Polaris

But what about hybrid babies, I am sure that is pos... okay, sorry, couldn't even get through that with a straight face

Anyhow my Shepard and Tali will likely just adopt.

Modifié par TheWerdna, 05 juin 2013 - 01:31 .

[Bizinha]

TheWerdna wrote...

IanPolaris wrote...

Of all of Shepard's possible Love Interests and Bed Partners, I too am inclined to agree that if Shepard had children at all, they'd be Asari. Near as I can tell, the mother would be either Liara, Consort, or Shialla. (I am guessing that even one meld with an Asari is enough for her to get pregnant by you at some indeterminate time in the future.)

As for the rest:

Biology will not cooperate for the following: Tali, Garrus, and Thane.

We also know (see Lair of the Shadorbroker files) that Miranda is incurably sterile.

Jacob is biologically possible, but in ME3 we learn that Jacob is a 'playa' and he ditches Shepard for someoe else almost as soon as Shepard is 'detained' and has a kid by her. If Shepard isn't pregnant by Jacob's kid when the Reapers invade (and it doesn't seem like she is), she never will be.

As for Jack, apparently Jack has some sort of neural-muscular degenerative condition which actually acts like a Biotic accelerant (read the Codex Entry on Jack's Bio-Amp in ME2). That being so, I don't think Jack is fertile either.

That leaves the VS, Liara, Shialla, and the Consort as possble candidates for parents of Shepard's kids and most of these are Asari.

-Polaris

But what about hybrid babies, I am sure that is pos... okay, sorry, couldn't even get through that with a straight face

Anyhow my Shepard and Tali will likely just adopt.

Yeah, with space magic everything is possible.

[MisterJB]

Shepard + Miranda (nevermind the sterility for a minute) = Genetically perfect kids. "We're better than you in every possible manner and we know it."

[TheWerdna]

Bizinha wrote...

TheWerdna wrote...

IanPolaris wrote...

Of all of Shepard's possible Love Interests and Bed Partners, I too am inclined to agree that if Shepard had children at all, they'd be Asari. Near as I can tell, the mother would be either Liara, Consort, or Shialla. (I am guessing that even one meld with an Asari is enough for her to get pregnant by you at some indeterminate time in the future.)

As for the rest:

Biology will not cooperate for the following: Tali, Garrus, and Thane.

We also know (see Lair of the Shadorbroker files) that Miranda is incurably sterile.

Jacob is biologically possible, but in ME3 we learn that Jacob is a 'playa' and he ditches Shepard for someoe else almost as soon as Shepard is 'detained' and has a kid by her. If Shepard isn't pregnant by Jacob's kid when the Reapers invade (and it doesn't seem like she is), she never will be.

As for Jack, apparently Jack has some sort of neural-muscular degenerative condition which actually acts like a Biotic accelerant (read the Codex Entry on Jack's Bio-Amp in ME2). That being so, I don't think Jack is fertile either.

That leaves the VS, Liara, Shialla, and the Consort as possble candidates for parents of Shepard's kids and most of these are Asari.

-Polaris

But what about hybrid babies, I am sure that is pos... okay, sorry, couldn't even get through that with a straight face

Anyhow my Shepard and Tali will likely just adopt.

Yeah, with space magic everything is possible.

Dammit, I forgot about space magic. Now I feel stupid for joking about hybrid babies not being possible. Well, I mean, they are nonsensical and scientifically impossible, but with space magic anything can happen.

[Jambie]

adopted human babies, except Kaiden/Ashley LI, who would obviously have genetically human babies, and Liara, who would have little blue babies.

I'm actually in favour of having Shepard's kid as a squadmate in ME4 if it's a sequel, a soldier type trying to live up to their parents name. If save import still exists, a few lines of dialog could be change, with a few references to the LI chosen.

Although the Liara romance screws this up a little. Surely Liara wouldn't want to adopt a human baby when she can have an asari one that won't die before she's even a matriarch.

Though I presume ME4 will have a canon story chosen anyway, so this is obviously just a dream.

[PHGDAL]

Considering all the advanced technology they have in the ME universe, I'm sure that my Shepard and Tali can find a way to reproduce. However, since Tali would be giving birth, it is a safe assumption that the child would be Dextro-DNA.

[dublin omega 223]

Since in my playthrough Shepard got together with Tali he'd have to adopt children.

[IanPolaris]

PHGDAL wrote...

Considering all the advanced technology they have in the ME universe, I'm sure that my Shepard and Tali can find a way to reproduce. However, since Tali would be giving birth, it is a safe assumption that the child would be Dextro-DNA.

Without Space-Magic, no.  Tali (and Garrus) are dextro-life while Shepard like most other life in the galaxy is levi-life.  The proteins and sugars don't talk to each other at all.  This would go way beyond gene engineering or gene spicing since the proteins themselves aren't even compatible.

Shepard is biologically closer to an Oak tree than he is to any of the alien LIs (and only the Asari have an explicit lore-based work-around).

-Polaris

[McFlurry598]

Finn the Jakey wrote...

My Shepard's children would look like terrible photoshopped versions of regular human kids.

McFlurry598 wrote...

bowboski wrote...

They would be blue

All these blue kids...that really doesn't sound healthy, you should see a doctor about this. What have you been feeding them?

Asari:devil:

Modifié par McFlurry598, 05 juin 2013 - 05:24 .

[AlexMBrennan]

I'd imagine that asari twins would be rather cute (then again, all babies are - we even find animals cute:)

Modifié par AlexMBrennan, 05 juin 2013 - 05:41 .

[Vexille]

My shepards children would be CRUSHED under the expectations everyone would have of "Shepards Kid"

sorry I'm just being realistic, being the child of "the savior of the universe" means pretty high expectations, which the children would almost certainly never live up to

[PHGDAL]

IanPolaris wrote...

PHGDAL wrote...

Considering all the advanced technology they have in the ME universe, I'm sure that my Shepard and Tali can find a way to reproduce. However, since Tali would be giving birth, it is a safe assumption that the child would be Dextro-DNA.

Without Space-Magic, no.  Tali (and Garrus) are dextro-life while Shepard like most other life in the galaxy is levi-life.  The proteins and sugars don't talk to each other at all.  This would go way beyond gene engineering or gene spicing since the proteins themselves aren't even compatible.

Shepard is biologically closer to an Oak tree than he is to any of the alien LIs (and only the Asari have an explicit lore-based work-around).

-Polaris

Space magic or super high technology. Don't get me wrong, I agree with you. But all they would have to do is get Shepard's Levo-DNA, decode it to know what features and whatnot, then construct a Dextro-DNA to match those features. Not complex for them if their technology is high enough to genetically engineer Miranda. Would just take a crap tonne of credits.

[Draguno]

bowboski wrote...

They would be blue

You mean this kind of blue?

[AlexMBrennan]

I'd have called that "translucent" or "white" if I had to pick a colour.

[Draguno]

AlexMBrennan wrote...

I'd have called that "translucent" or "white" if I had to pick a colour.

Really? Damn. I hope I don't get colour-blind.

[Jukaga]

favoritehookeronthecitadel wrote...

Oh great, everyone's spamming the thread.

Sure, you created a Shepard's Baby thread and didn't expect that. On BSN.

[BattleCop88]

His name will be Rolf and he will live in the suburbs.

[Apple Lantern]

I may have blue children, considering I banged Liara in the first game. Aside from those, I'd adopt a human male and a quarian female.

He shall one day control the universe with the universe's greatest hacker by his side while Tali and I laugh on the sidelines!

[McFlurry598]

I like how you guys use the word 'bang.' Kind of ruthless

[CynicalShep]

McFlurry598 wrote...

I like how you guys use the word 'bang.' Kind of ruthless

Nothing ruthless about consensual sex. I can both bang someone I love and someone I just find physically attractive. It's not always "love-making".

[DarkseidXIII]

My Brosheps kid would be blue. With a mustache.

[KaiserShep]

If Liara couldn't come up with a speech for all those little blue children, I'm sure my Shepard can think of something while they loaf around their penthouse on Illium.