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My Shepard's kids would likely be blue and have a 1000 year life-span.

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o Ventus wrote...
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From: Illium Medical Center, Prenatal Care Department
RE: TEST RESULTS, PATIENT 12-66AD-1
Miss Lawson,
As per your request for privacy, this message will be removed from our database upon confirmation of send integrity.
While we cannot firmly attribute the cause of the benign neoplasm to the irregularity in your genetic makeup, we can confirm that the progressive damage renders you unable to conceive a child.
About 12 percent of human women ages 18–54 have difficulty getting pregnant or staying pregnant according to data obtained from the Institute of Species Research (ISR). There are many support groups if you wish to discuss your condition and several options available should you wish to consider the adoption of a child.
If you require further consultation, please contact our communication officer.
Sincerely,
Dr. Banner Grenway
Department Medical Director
Illium Medical Center


if it was that easy to fix why would they suggest adoption?

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tickle267 wrote...

if it was that easy to fix why would they suggest adoption?


Because Bioware has never been good at portraying health, like I said?

Considering that the cause of Miranda's infertility is benign tumors, the simplest solution is to just have them surgically removed. Seeing how she brought a man back from death and rejuvenated his entire body and kept his memories intact, removing tumors seems to be something that can be done, Considerin that our real life health care can do it, and have been doing it for years.

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As scientifically impossible as it is, no one will be surprised when Damian Shepard manages to have four children with Tali and won't bother to ask how it's even possible.

After all, he picked Destroy which means that he survived the resultant destruction of the Citadel, falling to Earth, the lack of oxygen, impacting earth and lied within various pieces of unsafe debris for who knows how long before he was found. So after he's found alive from all of this despite how impossible it should be and the sheer fact that he came back from the dead six months ago after being dead for a year...would anyone bother calling bs on having a kid with a quarian?

Plus, Quarians seem to be heavily similar to humans anyway despite DNA differences...so it's possible with a little help FROM SCIENCE!

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Hate to break it to all those saying about kids with Miranda...but she's infertile, says so in lotsb dossiers... sorry guys

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gubbs wrote...

Hate to break it to all those saying about kids with Miranda...but she's infertile, says so in lotsb dossiers... sorry guys


It's eminently possible. If she can bring a man back from death, she can reverse her infertility. Especially when the cause is fixable with today's medicine.

She'll be just fine.

Beats the hell out of little blue humboldt squid screwing everything.

Modifié par MassivelyEffective0730, 06 juin 2013 - 04:35 .


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gubbs wrote...

Hate to break it to all those saying about kids with Miranda...but she's infertile, says so in lotsb dossiers... sorry guys


It's so easy to just accept something, no matter how illogical and stupid it is, isn't it?

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Draguno wrote...

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They would be blue


You mean this kind of blue?
Image IPB

Crushed alot of people's dreams. Lol. 

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Oransel wrote...

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Of all of Shepard's possible Love Interests and Bed Partners, I too am inclined to agree that if Shepard had children at all, they'd be Asari. Near as I can tell, the mother would be either Liara, Consort, or Shialla. (I am guessing that even one meld with an Asari is enough for her to get pregnant by you at some indeterminate time in the future.)

As for the rest:

Biology will not cooperate for the following: Tali, Garrus, and Thane.

We also know (see Lair of the Shadorbroker files) that Miranda is incurably sterile.

Jacob is biologically possible, but in ME3 we learn that Jacob is a 'playa' and he ditches Shepard for someoe else almost as soon as Shepard is 'detained' and has a kid by her. If Shepard isn't pregnant by Jacob's kid when the Reapers invade (and it doesn't seem like she is), she never will be.

As for Jack, apparently Jack has some sort of neural-muscular degenerative condition which actually acts like a Biotic accelerant (read the Codex Entry on Jack's Bio-Amp in ME2). That being so, I don't think Jack is fertile either.

That leaves the VS, Liara, Shialla, and the Consort as possble candidates for parents of Shepard's kids and most of these are Asari.

-Polaris


You forgot about Kaiden, Ashley and Kelly Chambers. Though, they are not without problems - Kaiden could not work because female Shepard basically died and a lot of her body was replaced - not sure if she would be able to give birth either, especially after the brutality of the last mission. She still can be cured, though. Jack can be cured too, that's not a problem with state of the art medicine. She will lose most of her power, though.

Don't give Bioware an excuse. 

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Well, given the state of genetic engineering in the galaxy, it is likely that they can just make NEW reproductive organs.

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Ultimate Pheer wrote...

Well, given the state of genetic engineering in the galaxy, it is likely that they can just make NEW reproductive organs.


Seriously, this.

For Miranda, anyone who actually knows anything about medicine will look at her cause of infertility and conclude that they must be some of the most inept medical practitioners in the galaxy. Her issues, though genetic, cause fibroid tissues that can be removed easily, with today's medicine. Genetic therapy would eliminate the genetic route of the cause. I believe BW didn't think this through when they wrote about it. We Miranda fans know that Miranda wasn't trying to get pregnant during the rendevous' she arranged (courtesy of a tweet from Miranda's writer in ME3). He also implied in that tweet that Miranda's case was her simply not reversing it on her own; Miranda's not the type who really believed in or wanted romance, and never really had the inclination to get her condition reversed. Then enter Shepard, who she falls for against her better judgement and now she's in love and wanting to have a family, so now she has the desire and motivation to change her condition.

Her condition was likely a control attempt by her father, and I personally believe her father somehow got to her doctor to deliberately falsify her diagnosis to make it seem impossible to reverse.

I also believe that it was an attempt on BW's part to make Miranda "more human, sadder, pitiable, since she can't have a normal life". They knew she wasn't hugely popular so they tried to make her more pitiable.

And has been stated, Miranda cured death. There's nothing, except her own will, that's stopping her from curing her own condition if she puts her mind to it.

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And that is the beauty of role-playing and having your own headcanon. Image IPB

In the game, Miranda is infertile. It is up to the player to let that stay as is or add their own twist to it.

In some of my Shepard stories she remains infertile despite her efforts to have it corrected and in others she is successful. Who wants the same thing over and over and over and over when you can add new twists and turns to each Shepard you play?

Modifié par PMC65, 06 juin 2013 - 06:02 .


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MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Ultimate Pheer wrote...

Well, given the state of genetic engineering in the galaxy, it is likely that they can just make NEW reproductive organs.


Seriously, this.

For Miranda, anyone who actually knows anything about medicine will look at her cause of infertility and conclude that they must be some of the most inept medical practitioners in the galaxy. Her issues, though genetic, cause fibroid tissues that can be removed easily, with today's medicine. Genetic therapy would eliminate the genetic route of the cause. I believe BW didn't think this through when they wrote about it. We Miranda fans know that Miranda wasn't trying to get pregnant during the rendevous' she arranged (courtesy of a tweet from Miranda's writer in ME3). He also implied in that tweet that Miranda's case was her simply not reversing it on her own; Miranda's not the type who really believed in or wanted romance, and never really had the inclination to get her condition reversed. Then enter Shepard, who she falls for against her better judgement and now she's in love and wanting to have a family, so now she has the desire and motivation to change her condition.

Her condition was likely a control attempt by her father, and I personally believe her father somehow got to her doctor to deliberately falsify her diagnosis to make it seem impossible to reverse.

I also believe that it was an attempt on BW's part to make Miranda "more human, sadder, pitiable, since she can't have a normal life". They knew she wasn't hugely popular so they tried to make her more pitiable.

And has been stated, Miranda cured death. There's nothing, except her own will, that's stopping her from curing her own condition if she puts her mind to it.


Although not a fan of Miranda, I think you are correct.

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Elizabeth Nancy Shepard and Samantha Traynor will have 12 girls. Samantha would start a company named Checkmate Industries focusing on advancing communications for humanity as well as the galaxy.

All daughters will inherit Sam's brainpower and femsheps toughness. Thier first daughter will become the youngest N7 grad. Another daughter will pilot the new SR8 Normandy. The rest of the girls will study in the scientific field and the communication field. Once the girls graduate they will help Samantha with the company and eventually takeover.

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PMC65 wrote...

And that is the beauty of role-playing and having your own headcanon. Image IPB

In the game, Miranda is infertile. It is up to the player to let that stay as is or add their own twist to it.

In some of my Shepard stories she remains infertile despite her efforts to have it corrected and in others she is successful. Who wants the same thing over and over and over and over when you can add new twists and turns to each Shepard you play?


I only play one Shepard. There's only one story I want to tell with Shepard.

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MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

PMC65 wrote...

And that is the beauty of role-playing and having your own headcanon. Image IPB

In the game, Miranda is infertile. It is up to the player to let that stay as is or add their own twist to it.

In some of my Shepard stories she remains infertile despite her efforts to have it corrected and in others she is successful. Who wants the same thing over and over and over and over when you can add new twists and turns to each Shepard you play?


I only play one Shepard. There's only one story I want to tell with Shepard.


My nephew is the same .... He has one Shepard with Tali. Image IPB

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MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Ultimate Pheer wrote...

Well, given the state of genetic engineering in the galaxy, it is likely that they can just make NEW reproductive organs.


Seriously, this.

For Miranda, anyone who actually knows anything about medicine will look at her cause of infertility and conclude that they must be some of the most inept medical practitioners in the galaxy. Her issues, though genetic, cause fibroid tissues that can be removed easily, with today's medicine. Genetic therapy would eliminate the genetic route of the cause. I believe BW didn't think this through when they wrote about it. We Miranda fans know that Miranda wasn't trying to get pregnant during the rendevous' she arranged (courtesy of a tweet from Miranda's writer in ME3). He also implied in that tweet that Miranda's case was her simply not reversing it on her own; Miranda's not the type who really believed in or wanted romance, and never really had the inclination to get her condition reversed. Then enter Shepard, who she falls for against her better judgement and now she's in love and wanting to have a family, so now she has the desire and motivation to change her condition.

Her condition was likely a control attempt by her father, and I personally believe her father somehow got to her doctor to deliberately falsify her diagnosis to make it seem impossible to reverse.

I also believe that it was an attempt on BW's part to make Miranda "more human, sadder, pitiable, since she can't have a normal life". They knew she wasn't hugely popular so they tried to make her more pitiable.

And has been stated, Miranda cured death. There's nothing, except her own will, that's stopping her from curing her own condition if she puts her mind to it.



We almost have the ability to make new organs now- I firmly believe that you are right, and she can be cured, her father was just a major jerk who wanted to keep a leash on her.

It doesn't matter to my shep, as he romanced liara, but he hopes miranda can find the kind of man she wants.

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I like how you guys use the word 'bang.' Kind of ruthless


so i guess there's no such thing as casual sex.

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BP93 wrote...

McFlurry598 wrote...

I like how you guys use the word 'bang.' Kind of ruthless


so i guess there's no such thing as casual sex.



Really depends on the species.


But really, if we can fix some of the diseases we have now, the only thing I can see preventing miranda from having a kid is if the eggs physically were no longer viable carriers of her genetic code.

Which it may be, given apparently it can't be fixed and the shadow broker has no notes stating that anyone was bribed by henry lawson into falsifying the report.

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Garrus, Tali, Miranda, Thane, Jacob (if there are actually any), Cortez, Male Kaiden, Kelly, Traynor, Jack (possibly) romancers cant have any

inb4 Liara can still mind-rape you

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XI BlackHawx IX wrote...

Garrus, Tali, Miranda, Thane, Jacob (if there are actually any), Cortez, Male Kaiden, Kelly, Traynor, Jack (possibly) romancers cant have any

inb4 Liara can still mind-rape you


Jacob was a romance option?

I thought he was just there to give you two squad member to take to recruit your first teammate if you didn't have DLC?

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Ultimate Pheer wrote...

XI BlackHawx IX wrote...

Garrus, Tali, Miranda, Thane, Jacob (if there are actually any), Cortez, Male Kaiden, Kelly, Traynor, Jack (possibly) romancers cant have any

inb4 Liara can still mind-rape you


Jacob was a romance option?

I thought he was just there to give you two squad member to take to recruit your first teammate if you didn't have DLC?


Jacob is indeed a romance option, but if you missed it, don't worry.  You aren't missing much.

-Polaris

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PMC65 wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

PMC65 wrote...

And that is the beauty of role-playing and having your own headcanon. Image IPB

In the game, Miranda is infertile. It is up to the player to let that stay as is or add their own twist to it.

In some of my Shepard stories she remains infertile despite her efforts to have it corrected and in others she is successful. Who wants the same thing over and over and over and over when you can add new twists and turns to each Shepard you play?


I only play one Shepard. There's only one story I want to tell with Shepard.


My nephew is the same .... He has one Shepard with Tali. Image IPB


Same, I've tried to play other shepards, a femshep, but I just lose interest when I dont feel like Im playing my own story. Also trying to seduce men just makes me cringe. Ohhhh god the jacob romance...


IanPolaris wrote...


Liara says this in ME1 or at least strongly implies it when she says the bond is a union that transcends time and space (and it's when she is expicitly talking about Asari reproduction).  I take that to mean that once an Asari has melded/mated, they can choose to have a child at any time.

-Polaris


Implying it isnt reliable evidence, so i think she was probly just talking about the union like how humans say "love lasts forever" and other gunk.

Modifié par Jafroboy, 07 juin 2013 - 12:33 .


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Blue. Just like my favourite hooker on the Citadel.

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They would be small Quarian commando's just like their Ol'man and be very skilled at tech powers like their mother. Every Saturday night they would go see uncle Vakarian, this way mom and dad could have some alone time to 'check her suit'.

Modifié par Dunabar, 07 juin 2013 - 06:40 .