As Clementine herself said, Carver's mustache is too droopy. It cannot hope to hold a candle to the Kennybeard, evolution of the Kennystache.
(In J.R.'s Voice) WHAT'S THIS??!! BY GAWD, KING!! CARVER'S MUSTACHE HAS TRANSFORMED INTO A BEARD!! NOW HE'S GOING FOR THE SHAVING CREAM!! BY GAWD, KING!! CARVER'S SPRAYING THE SHAVING CREAM ON THE KENNYBEARD!! KENNY'S STRUGGLING, BUT CARVER HAS THE RAZOR AGAINST KENNY'S BEARD!! NO, DON'T DO THIS, CARVER!! KENNY DOESN'T DESERVE THIS!! BY GAWD, KING!! KENNY'S BEARD IS GONE!!
*ding ding ding*
(Announcer Voice) YOUR WINNER, AND THE NEW AWESOME FACIAL HAIR CHAMPION, CARRRRRRVVVVEEEERRRR!!!!