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[Shasow]

David Gaider wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...
I believe that both Gaider and Epler have stated numerous times that there will be no humor at all in DA3. The humor budget went to the multiplayer content.

This.

We've got about enough budget left for maybe two limericks and a dick joke.

We'll try to make it a quality dick joke, at least.

No, not good enough! *rant*
 :innocent:

[Twilight_Princess]

azarhal wrote...

NPCs have to makes fun of Cassandra stabbing things and reading Hard to Hightown 2.

Beside that, I expect lots of sarcasm...

I noticed that...she has a stabby problem with books doesn’t she?



Inquisitor: Welp! Orlais is going to hell in a hand basket,still, doesn’t mean I don’t have time for some light readi-

Cassandra: *hurls knife at book*

Inquisitor: Woah! The hell Cassandra!

Cassandra: I’m sorry sir, you startled me

Inquisitor: Ok, this is like the fifth time you’ve done this! What's your problem!?

Cassandra:.. I...I NEVER LEARNT HOW TO READ OK! *runs into next room*

Inquisitor: ...oh **** . Cass!  don’t go in there!  Varric’s having his book club!

*sounds of unimaginable chaos*

Modifié par Hyrule_Gal, 13 juin 2013 - 04:49 .

[Rawgrim]

David Gaider wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...
I believe that both Gaider and Epler have stated numerous times that there will be no humor at all in DA3. The humor budget went to the multiplayer content.

This.

We've got about enough budget left for maybe two limericks and a dick joke.

We'll try to make it a quality dick joke, at least.

Are you saying DA:I got delayed because you are dicking around?

[kinderschlager]

azarhal wrote...

NPCs have to makes fun of Cassandra stabbing things and reading Hard to Hightown 2.

Beside that, I expect lots of sarcasm...

we need david the DEV levels of sarcasm in it;)

[kinderschlager]

David Gaider wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...
I believe that both Gaider and Epler have stated numerous times that there will be no humor at all in DA3. The humor budget went to the multiplayer content.

This.

We've got about enough budget left for maybe two limericks and a dick joke.

We'll try to make it a quality dick joke, at least.

and you wonder about the quality of your forum warriors when you say stuff like this:innocent:


(please make it about allistar, by morrigan)

[Nyx_Necrodragon]

David Gaider wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...
I believe that both Gaider and Epler have stated numerous times that there will be no humor at all in DA3. The humor budget went to the multiplayer content.

This.

We've got about enough budget left for maybe two limericks and a dick joke.

We'll try to make it a quality dick joke, at least.

Hazzah! A quality 'little pike-twirler' joke is just what the Inquisition needs

[wiccame]

Nyx_Necrodragon wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...
I believe that both Gaider and Epler have stated numerous times that there will be no humor at all in DA3. The humor budget went to the multiplayer content.

This.

We've got about enough budget left for maybe two limericks and a dick joke.

We'll try to make it a quality dick joke, at least.

Hazzah! A quality 'little pike-twirler' joke is just what the Inquisition needs

Or getting the blade out and giving it a good spit and polish with an oily rag ......

Modifié par wiccame, 13 juin 2013 - 03:45 .

[DrFumb1ezX]

David Gaider wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...
I believe that both Gaider and Epler have stated numerous times that there will be no humor at all in DA3. The humor budget went to the multiplayer content.

This.

We've got about enough budget left for maybe two limericks and a dick joke.

We'll try to make it a quality dick joke, at least.

Can one be a dirty limerick? You know that'll work out great. And I think you could trade out the other limerick for 1 fantastic pun, 4 average puns, or 13 poor puns. 

[Wulfram]

I think DA2 overused the companions cracking jokes sometimes. Or at least lacked an appropritate "Will you please shut the hell up?" option for when Hawke's not in the mood what with the whole mother kidnapped by creepy serial killer thing.

[Aolbain]

David Gaider wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...
I believe that both Gaider and Epler have stated numerous times that there will be no humor at all in DA3. The humor budget went to the multiplayer content.

This.

We've got about enough budget left for maybe two limericks and a dick joke.

We'll try to make it a quality dick joke, at least.

And that is why we love you.

[Shampoohorn]

David Gaider wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...
I believe that both Gaider and Epler have stated numerous times that there will be no humor at all in DA3. The humor budget went to the multiplayer content.

This.

We've got about enough budget left for maybe two limericks and a dick joke.

We'll try to make it a quality dick joke, at least.

I would like to - M000000 - request at least one interrupting cow.

[Murder Knife]

Does Gaider's statement mean that the dick joke is going to be of high quality, or that it's a joke about a high quality dick?

The English language can be so confusing sometimes.

[DrFumb1ezX]

Ekas wrote...

Does Gaider's statement mean that the dick joke is going to be of high quality, or that it's a joke about a high quality dick?

The English language can be so confusing sometimes.

Yes. 

[Aolbain]

Ekas wrote...

Does Gaider's statement mean that the dick joke is going to be of high quality, or that it's a joke about a high quality dick?

Maybe both?

[Sir George Parr]

David Gaider wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...
I believe that both Gaider and Epler have stated numerous times that there will be no humor at all in DA3. The humor budget went to the multiplayer content.

This.

We've got about enough budget left for maybe two limericks and a dick joke.

We'll try to make it a quality dick joke, at least.

So should we be prepared for a re-working of 'There was a young man from bombay'?.So in a effort to make it relevant to Thedas. 
There was a young man from orlais, who took a slow boat to antiva one day. he was pinned to the tiller by a sex starved gorilla and antiva's a bloody long way.

Modifié par XM-417, 14 juin 2013 - 03:00 .

[SafetyShattered]

David Gaider wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...
I believe that both Gaider and Epler have stated numerous times that there will be no humor at all in DA3. The humor budget went to the multiplayer content.

This.

We've got about enough budget left for maybe two limericks and a dick joke.

We'll try to make it a quality dick joke, at least.

This made me laugh so hard. Well played sir, well played.

[jkflipflopDAO]

David Gaider wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...
I believe that both Gaider and Epler have stated numerous times that there will be no humor at all in DA3. The humor budget went to the multiplayer content.

This.

We've got about enough budget left for maybe two limericks and a dick joke.

We'll try to make it a quality dick joke, at least.

Reminds me of good ol Cheap Pete for some reason.


Man that show was great.