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How would you deal with the batarian threat?


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Erez Kristal

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the batarian, ever since the humans reached out to the galaxy and started expanding through space. the batarians were after them. killing, enslaving, raping and doing whatever they could do to get away with it.

How would you deal with the batarian threat?

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shodiswe

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Spam the extranet with fake information that the Batarians were planning to attack the Geth. Then wait for the Batarian combous to go silent.
Then I can scratch them off the list.

Tbh, after me3 I doubg they will be that much of threat, there could be afew slavers and pirates I guess.

Modifié par shodiswe, 12 juin 2013 - 04:09 .


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Samtheman63

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i'd smash an asteroid into a near by relay so it goes super nova and wipes them out

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conjmk

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Batarians are so f*cking ugly, id imagine they'd just kill themselves if you gave them a mirror, tbh.

Modifié par conjmk, 12 juin 2013 - 04:09 .


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Jukaga

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Co-develop a bioweapon with Cerberus and rogue STG agents. Disperse bioweapon, pop corn and turn on ANN.

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KaiserShep

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Have the leaders of the hegemony eliminated, and run out any colonies they may have established. I would not advocate just killing off lots of Batarians, since they can be swayed, but this whole "cultural rights" crap and the slave trade would be something I would be intent to beat out of them. There would have to be lots of pressure to have the slave trade curtailed so that demand is crushed along with supply. Anyone who wants to buy slaves can pay the price as well, be it fine, imprisonment, confiscation of their ships, and in more extreme cases (like armed bandits) simply eliminated as well. 

Modifié par KaiserShep, 12 juin 2013 - 04:33 .


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I'd appease the batarians by giving them large numbers of the asari as slaves.

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AresKeith

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Tell them their future

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themikefest

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I would build a crucible that only effects them

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Steelcan

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

I'd appease the batarians by giving them large numbers of the asari as slaves.

works for me

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conjmk wrote...

Batarians are so f*cking ugly, id imagine they'd just kill themselves if you gave them a mirror, tbh.


i miss GMagnum.

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Seboist

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Steelcan wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

I'd appease the batarians by giving them large numbers of the asari as slaves.

works for me


Sounds like a good plan.

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MassivelyEffective0730

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Try to actually work with them from a liberal theory standpoint of politics. Try to get a constructivist train of thought going among their civilization. Maintain a fleet in the Traverse as an influence in deterrence against aggression, but focus on fostering a new mode of cooperation between the powers that be.

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KaiserShep

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MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Try to actually work with them from a liberal theory standpoint of politics. Try to get a constructivist train of thought going among their civilization. Maintain a fleet in the Traverse as an influence in deterrence against aggression, but focus on fostering a new mode of cooperation between the powers that be.


Blast your reasonable approach. I can't deny that this is probably the best course of action. 

Modifié par KaiserShep, 12 juin 2013 - 04:52 .


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Cthulhu42 wrote...

I'd appease the batarians by giving them large numbers of the asari as slaves.



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Tron Mega

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batarians having asari slaves would make for some good fornax publications.

in my opinion.

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If it were up to me, I would skin them all alive, roll them in salt, cauterize them with a blowtorch, then behead them  slowly while they screamed and crapped themselves.

Or I'd let the Reapers take them all and make Cannibals.

Modifié par Tonymac, 12 juin 2013 - 05:13 .


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Zehealingman

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Hmm, turns out a Harrier does good against them.

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

I'd appease the batarians by giving them large numbers of the asari as slaves.


That's a good one. Genocide of the Batarians and they get to have fun at the same time. Image IPB

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Drop OP on their home world as part of a move to weaponize trolls - that will have them lining up to get melted down by reapers.

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You mean the few thousand disparate Batarians left in the galaxy, with no planets, millitary or civillisation after the war? 

What could they possibly threaten us with? Angry letters? 

Modifié par Finn the Jakey, 12 juin 2013 - 07:30 .


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Karlone123

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Go straight for the slavers. The Batarians economy will fall after that.

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capn233

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Or you can just outspend them on your military industrial complex.

Works every time.

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Aarch_Aangel

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do it Krogan style: launch asteroids at their planets.
or at a relay near their planets...

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>Batarians
>Threat
Choose one.