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The Funniest Mass Effect Story You Will Ever Read


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FluffyCannibal

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 It is called Alliance Personnel File: LDR SHEPARD, J and you may read it here.

WARNING: Clicking on that link may lead to excessive laughter. Readers should refrain from eating or drinking whilst reading, it will probably lead to you spitting your food/drink all over your monitor.

Shepard survived the Crucible, the story is the collection of files charting Shepard's recovery in a hospital in London. It is a comedy, it is not to be taken too seriously.

Don't mean to brag, but y'know, some people have said it's the funniest thing they've ever read. I'm just awesome like that. :D

Modifié par FluffyCannibal, 26 juin 2013 - 10:05 .


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GoldenChicken980

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You...bastard. I am drowing in laughter and trying not to choke on Coca-Cola. This is so damn funny, well fricken done you comedy legend! *drowns in another fit of laughter*

And I'm only halfway through...

EDIT: I did choke on my Coke...damn...you...:P

Modifié par GoldenChicken980, 17 juin 2013 - 03:07 .


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Ultimate Pheer

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Oddly, I can see that ALL happening to my shepard.

Except the spider thing- He would have emptied several gallons of bullets into it.

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Ultimate Pheer

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Ok, bump because this needs to be read by everyone.

(Also, one of Shepard's favorite videos is sneezing bab varren.)

Modifié par Ultimate Pheer, 23 juin 2013 - 01:32 .


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Cdr. Arcerius

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Holy crap, this is hilarious. And I'm not easily impressed by fanfiction. Excellent job.

#6
FluffyCannibal

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Bump for new chapter.

And thanks for the kind comments, my ego just keeps getting bigger :)

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The Qun & the Damned

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Blood of the gods, I approve of this fic, if only my parents weren't bent on killing me for awakening them with my laughter.

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Ultimate Pheer

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"Diplomatic immunity"

Garrus, you are brilliant.

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Gemini Freak

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Bump, 'cause it's that hilarious.

#10
Cdr. Arcerius

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 "Alliance Marine Bomb Disposal Unit confirms that the packages are indeed bombs."

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FluffyCannibal

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More new chapter.

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Ultimate Pheer

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Cheese Head Guy needs help.

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Ilast

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I just read the whole story, and damn i had to restrain myself from laughing so hard xD

especially liked the roles of zaeed and the vorchas ^^

here's hoping for more, totally worth it

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FluffyCannibal

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And the comedy genius continues. More more new chapter.

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Aarch_Aangel

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Is Joker calling Donnelly British as a joke, or did you forget that he's Scottish?

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FluffyCannibal

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Aarch_Aangel wrote...

Is Joker calling Donnelly British as a joke, or did you forget that he's Scottish?


Scotland is in Britain...

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WarChicken78

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That was great. A bit too much exaggerated at points, but there were quite some parts where I'm glad I followed your advice and did not drink anything while reading.

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Aarch_Aangel

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FluffyCannibal wrote...

Aarch_Aangel wrote...

Is Joker calling Donnelly British as a joke, or did you forget that he's Scottish?


Scotland is in Britain...


I am aware that it is, but people usually make a distinction due to a difference in their accents. 
Just a little quibble, nothing to worry about.

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BronzTrooper

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I almost died laughing!! Maybe I should charge you for attempted murder. Lol!










Followed and favorited on fanfiction.net.

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Sir DeLoria

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God that's funny. Doesn't really match my Shepy, but he'd have enjoyed Tali's dextro chocolate body paint.

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FluffyCannibal

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Bumped coz I writed more new chapter. And Shepard is now replying to reviews which will hopefully be hilarious.