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[MassivelyEffective0730]

Jozape wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

As I said, we'd rip them apart with overwhelming firepower.

Military weapons are actually more powerful than you think. Hit a moving target with a 3 round burst from an M-4 and it will rip them in half.

Shotguns knock people ten feet back. Headshots always instantly kill. Pigs fly.

I've seen bandits get knocked several feet back from a round from an M-16.

A CAWS like the Remington 870, Mossberg 500, or the Benelli M4 won't knock you back 10 feet. 

It will paint the wall behind the poor bastard with his guts, and bones, and other fleshy substances. It's pretty gruesome, but when you're clearing a room in Konar, Afghanistan, it's a dream machine. I was glad to have it.

That said, my weapon of choice would be the Ma Deuce on an MRAP or HMMWV. Or a Bradley...

Hit em' with the Paladin from 10 miles away .

Or HIMARS.  Or just let the Apache's come in and waste em'.

That's very pretty. I love Intel, but sometimes I miss Artillery. 4th of July's back home just aren't as fun when you're a forward observer...

Modifié par MassivelyEffective0730, 22 juin 2013 - 03:48 .

[ObserverStatus]

HiddenInWar wrote...
*throws fav handguns into thread*
https://encrypted-tb...JxAS_UHZOQPPPTt

A Desert Eagle? What are you going to shoot with that, a zombie killer whale?

[Inquisitor Recon]

bobobo878 wrote...

HiddenInWar wrote...
*throws fav handguns into thread*
https://encrypted-tb...JxAS_UHZOQPPPTt

A Desert Eagle? What are you going to shoot with that, a zombie killer whale?

Even in a zombie apocalypse a playa can't give up that street cred a chrome plated Desert Eagle brings. Those walkers will know they've run into a real gansta.

[Ghost Lightning]

Cthulhu42 wrote...

I'd probably be devouring human flesh within the week.

but when do you think you'd become a zombie?

[Dave of Canada]

I'm located in a suburb in Ottawa in which my house is connected to three other houses from the second floor balcony. My survival plan would be to use the sledgehammer we've got in the basement to destroy the staircase, relying on using our ladder for accessing the ground floor while fortifying the second floor and eventually securing the adjacent two houses.

We've got a grocery, two pharmacies and a liquor store approximately 15-20m walk from our home. Assuming they're not completely looted dry, supply runs would be quick. Weapon of choice would be a knife taped to a broom or something, using the long range to poke zombies at a distance or when they come onto our first floor and we need to get rid of them prior to a supply run.

My hunting rifle has two boxes of bullets, enough to sustain ourselves for a little while and eventually commit suicide if necessary.

Would I be able to survive in the short run? Possibly if we could organize things and we don't die on supply runs. Long run? No way, we've got no sources of steady food and water with little knowledge on how to make some and our location is prime undead real-estate.

Perhaps surviving until winter would be our best bet, undead freeze in the cold, right?

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 22 juin 2013 - 06:18 .

[Inquisitor Recon]

Our Governor's ban on magazines with a capacity greater than 10 rounds is helping the zombies. I should have known the politicians were the undead the whole time.

[CynicalShep]

Ghost Lightning wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

I'd probably be devouring human flesh within the week.

but when do you think you'd become a zombie?

i lold a little

[Blooddrunk1004]

HiddenInWar wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

People underestimate how powerful modern weaponry really is these days. Zombies, especially the Romero Zombie, would be utterly vanquished.

Zombies would pose zero threat to life on earth.

Running zombies included?

Zombies don't run. It's the reason why i dislike almost every movie and game that has running zombies (aside from L4D series). I think The Walking Dead also never had any running zombies.

Modifié par Blooddrunk1004, 22 juin 2013 - 08:15 .

[MarchWaltz]

Yes, and I will help everyone. My army of teletubbies and I will air-lift people to safety.

[Homebound]

id survive because im ganna stay at home and not be one of the idiots going around guncrazy and getting themselves infected/spreading the infection around.

[Arcadian Legend]

RedArmyShogun wrote...

HiddenInWar wrote...

Should suppressors be put on these weapons just in case the dead can be attracted to loud sounds (which they most likely would be)?

Nyet. I want a free fire zone with a pit of fire between them and me. My goal isn't to survive solely, its to rake up the worlds largest kill count.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Woudn't the kill count stay at 0 though because they're, y'know, already dead?

[Ridwan]

Yes. Two weeks ago, while drinking in a party. Five of us guys got together and talked about our zombie survival plan.

We agreed on different roles.

I'd be the diplomat to make contact with new humans when we meet them.
Another would act as the medic.
The third, hunter gatherer.
The fourth, strategist planning our routes.
And the fifth, overall support to us all in case we need backup.

Our strategy was to find supermarkets for canned food and such, a sports/hunting shop for weapons, tents and survival gear and potentially a toolshop as well. Then we'd locate the nearest farm or small villages and see if we can find a working radio to contact the outside world. The hunt for a generator would also be important.

Modifié par M25105, 22 juin 2013 - 10:19 .

[Ravensword]

Dave of Canada wrote...

I'm located in a suburb in Ottawa in which my house is connected to three other houses from the second floor balcony. My survival plan would be to use the sledgehammer we've got in the basement to destroy the staircase, relying on using our ladder for accessing the ground floor while fortifying the second floor and eventually securing the adjacent two houses.

We've got a grocery, two pharmacies and a liquor store approximately 15-20m walk from our home. Assuming they're not completely looted dry, supply runs would be quick. Weapon of choice would be a knife taped to a broom or something, using the long range to poke zombies at a distance or when they come onto our first floor and we need to get rid of them prior to a supply run.

My hunting rifle has two boxes of bullets, enough to sustain ourselves for a little while and eventually commit suicide if necessary.

Would I be able to survive in the short run? Possibly if we could organize things and we don't die on supply runs. Long run? No way, we've got no sources of steady food and water with little knowledge on how to make some and our location is prime undead real-estate.

Perhaps surviving until winter would be our best bet, undead freeze in the cold, right?

Yes, they should be easily immobilized by very cold weather. I don't know if that'll kill them, but you can hope that they'll starve to death before they thaw out.

[Jozape]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Jozape wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

As I said, we'd rip them apart with overwhelming firepower.

Military weapons are actually more powerful than you think. Hit a moving target with a 3 round burst from an M-4 and it will rip them in half.

Shotguns knock people ten feet back. Headshots always instantly kill. Pigs fly.

I've seen bandits get knocked several feet back from a round from an M-16.

These rounds could have punched holes straight through these bandits, in which case almost no kinetic energy is transfered at all. If the round stopped in the body, the kinetic energy still would not have been enough to be a direct cause of these bandits moving backwards several feet.

[RedArmyShogun]

Arcadian Legend wrote...

RedArmyShogun wrote...

HiddenInWar wrote...

Should suppressors be put on these weapons just in case the dead can be attracted to loud sounds (which they most likely would be)?

Nyet. I want a free fire zone with a pit of fire between them and me. My goal isn't to survive solely, its to rake up the worlds largest kill count.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Woudn't the kill count stay at 0 though because they're, y'know, already dead?

Well I can always say the survivors I ran across where Zombies..

[Volus Warlord]

I think this would get me far:

Modifié par Volus Warlord, 22 juin 2013 - 01:51 .

[Naughty Bear]

I live in the country side so I got a **** load of farms, fields and forests to run around to my hearts content.

Only two ways getting to our village is you go by road which is all country road and they too, lead to other villages or through the fields, either way plenty to out maneuver zombies and Humans as I know the entire place as I walk the dog around there.

I'm also a very good climber and can easily climb up buildings or find a way up.

Weapon wise, I have **** all. But I made my own tool that used to tighten or loosening bolts and can function like a blunt axe.

I'll mostly stick to family but If I'm the last family member alive, I'll only join a group when I become to lonely. Physical damage isn't the only threat to yourself, depression and eventual suicide or madness will get to you.

[Ignatia]

No. I'd die. I'd be the sacrificial lamb to the slaughter.

I hope I was drunk as furk before I was eaten though. I mean, what a way to go. D:

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Ignatia1821 wrote...

No. I'd die. I'd be the sacrificial lamb to the slaughter.

I hope I was drunk as furk before I was eaten though. I mean, what a way to go. D:

I would not let this happen.

I would call Europe, and say, "Zombies have invaded. We're going to get Iggy!"

And half of Europe would show up. The zombies wouldn't have a chance.

[Ignatia]

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

Ignatia1821 wrote...

No. I'd die. I'd be the sacrificial lamb to the slaughter.

I hope I was drunk as furk before I was eaten though. I mean, what a way to go. D:

I would not let this happen.

I would call Europe, and say, "Zombies have invaded. We're going to get Iggy!"

And half of Europe would show up. The zombies wouldn't have a chance.

But...but I was buying you time! So you could live!

Go on Jer! LIVE ON. FIGHT ON. I'M LOST I TELL YA. UTTERLY LOST. 

Modifié par Ignatia1821, 22 juin 2013 - 02:17 .

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Ignatia1821 wrote...

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

Ignatia1821 wrote...

No. I'd die. I'd be the sacrificial lamb to the slaughter.

I hope I was drunk as furk before I was eaten though. I mean, what a way to go. D:

I would not let this happen.

I would call Europe, and say, "Zombies have invaded. We're going to get Iggy!"

And half of Europe would show up. The zombies wouldn't have a chance.

But...but I was buying you time! So you could live!

Go on Jer! LIVE ON. FIGHT ON. I'M LOST I TELL YA. UTTERLY LOST. 

No, there would be no point in a future for humanity without you. HUMANITY MUST HAVE ITS IGGY! We will drive off the zombie hordes, just as soon as we figure out what they're into, and distract them with it.

After all, we modern people can't be prejudiced by assuming all zombies are cannibals. Some may just be misunderstood hungry people who'd be happy with a burger.

[Ignatia]

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

No, there would be no point in a future for humanity without you. HUMANITY MUST HAVE ITS IGGY! We will drive off the zombie hordes, just as soon as we figure out what they're into, and distract them with it.

After all, we modern people can't be prejudiced by assuming all zombies are cannibals. Some may just be misunderstood hungry people who'd be happy with a burger.

I think I have a plan Jer!!

Ransack the world's McDonald's. Buy all the Zombies burgers, fries, mcnuggets, and salads (for those watching their weight). Devise a massive burger drop distraction and then under the cover of wafting McDonald's fatty delights, sneak me out of their vise-like grip!