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[Jeremiah12LGeek]

It looks like they want you pretty bad, Iggy, it's gonna take a lot of McDonald's, I think...

[Ignatia]

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

It looks like they want you pretty bad, Iggy, it's gonna take a lot of McDonald's, I think...

Goddamn. We're gonna need reinforcements. 

[shit's fucked cunts]

Ignatia1821 wrote...

Goddamn. We're gonna need reinforcements.

Sup.

[Ignatia]

Zazzerka wrote...

Ignatia1821 wrote...

Goddamn. We're gonna need reinforcements.

Sup.

I'M GONNA LIVE. THE AUSTRALIANS ARE HERE! EAT...KANGAROO BISHES!

[Melra]

simfamSP wrote...

IntelligentME3Fanboy wrote...

 anyone that posts here wouldn't survive for long..including myself(i have myopia)

Some people here are military. Not all nerds are this:

Someone has to man the drones though.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Ignatia1821 wrote...

Zazzerka wrote...

Ignatia1821 wrote...

Goddamn. We're gonna need reinforcements.

Sup.

I'M GONNA LIVE. THE AUSTRALIANS ARE HERE! EAT...KANGAROO BISHES!

The internet, phone calls, and McDonald's. This is how we will defeat the zombies. 

[Blarg]

The trick to surviving zombies would most likely involve small groups and little noise. Also, we should ask the question of can zombies swim? If not, the safest spots for large groups of survivors are islands, once they've been cleared: Sicily, New Zealand, PEI, etc.
Otherwise, avoid any populated areas. It would be nice if there were more groups that still knew how to really live off the land, like Aboriginal peoples before Europeans showed up. Maybe in Africa...
Remember that zombies are, essentially, dead meat. Live in rural areas, and animals will probably get them before you do. They also won't do too well with weather extremes: deserts and tundras are going to eradicate them, assuming you can survive hiding there.
As for small groups, this is mostly to avoid detection around more concentrated groups of zombies. Speaking of which, you should make it difficult for zombies to tell if you're one of them or not: mask your scent with mud, dirt, etc., and paint yourself to look like you're decaying. Move like a zombie whenever you think they may be near by.
Food: hunting. You can't go near population centres, so revert to hunter/gatherers. This is why the whole living off the land thing from earlier is handy.
Finally, the silence I mentioned: you don't want to draw attention, so don't make noise. Guns make noise, and require materials to fire which are not easily made. Stick to bows, crossbows, blades, and other medieval weaponry whenever possible. It's also a lot more satisfying to lop off a zombie head with a battleaxe than it is to shoot it with a rifle.

So, would I live?

[Ignatia]

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

Ignatia1821 wrote...

Zazzerka wrote...

Ignatia1821 wrote...

Goddamn. We're gonna need reinforcements.

Sup.

I'M GONNA LIVE. THE AUSTRALIANS ARE HERE! EAT...KANGAROO BISHES!

The internet, phone calls, and McDonald's. This is how we will defeat the zombies. 

GAME OVER ZOMBIES. 

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

blaaaaaaaaaarg wins.

I think that would work better than phone calls and McDonald's.

[Ignatia]

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

blaaaaaaaaaarg wins.

I think that would work better than phone calls and McDonald's.

As long as I'm saved. 

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

It looks like they want you pretty bad, Iggy, it's gonna take a lot of McDonald's, I think...

A SAW with a box ammo will do nicely.

[Blarg]

Ignatia1821 wrote...

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

blaaaaaaaaaarg wins.

I think that would work better than phone calls and McDonald's.

As long as I'm saved. 

Don't worry Iggy, I got this. 

I just realized I never actually thought any of that through. It's all common sense off the top of my head.

[Eternal Phoenix]

Medieval armor people. Zombies can't bite through that and you can just stand in the middle of a zombie army laughing and playing the trololol song as you do the hater's gonna hate walk through them.

[SafetyShattered]

blaaaaaaaaaarg wrote...

The trick to surviving zombies would most likely involve small groups and little noise. Also, we should ask the question of can zombies swim? If not, the safest spots for large groups of survivors are islands, once they've been cleared: Sicily, New Zealand, PEI, etc.
Otherwise, avoid any populated areas. It would be nice if there were more groups that still knew how to really live off the land, like Aboriginal peoples before Europeans showed up. Maybe in Africa...
Remember that zombies are, essentially, dead meat. Live in rural areas, and animals will probably get them before you do. They also won't do too well with weather extremes: deserts and tundras are going to eradicate them, assuming you can survive hiding there.
As for small groups, this is mostly to avoid detection around more concentrated groups of zombies. Speaking of which, you should make it difficult for zombies to tell if you're one of them or not: mask your scent with mud, dirt, etc., and paint yourself to look like you're decaying. Move like a zombie whenever you think they may be near by.
Food: hunting. You can't go near population centres, so revert to hunter/gatherers. This is why the whole living off the land thing from earlier is handy.
Finally, the silence I mentioned: you don't want to draw attention, so don't make noise. Guns make noise, and require materials to fire which are not easily made. Stick to bows, crossbows, blades, and other medieval weaponry whenever possible. It's also a lot more satisfying to lop off a zombie head with a battleaxe than it is to shoot it with a rifle.

So, would I live?

Zombie apocalypse...i'm teaming up with you,

[Phoenix_Fyre]

Rewatch TWD repeatedly

Then get as many guns as humanely possible

[HiddenInWar]

blaaaaaaaaaarg wrote...

The trick to surviving zombies would most likely involve small groups and little noise. Also, we should ask the question of can zombies swim? If not, the safest spots for large groups of survivors are islands, once they've been cleared: Sicily, New Zealand, PEI, etc.
Otherwise, avoid any populated areas. It would be nice if there were more groups that still knew how to really live off the land, like Aboriginal peoples before Europeans showed up. Maybe in Africa...
Remember that zombies are, essentially, dead meat. Live in rural areas, and animals will probably get them before you do. They also won't do too well with weather extremes: deserts and tundras are going to eradicate them, assuming you can survive hiding there.
As for small groups, this is mostly to avoid detection around more concentrated groups of zombies. Speaking of which, you should make it difficult for zombies to tell if you're one of them or not: mask your scent with mud, dirt, etc., and paint yourself to look like you're decaying. Move like a zombie whenever you think they may be near by.
Food: hunting. You can't go near population centres, so revert to hunter/gatherers. This is why the whole living off the land thing from earlier is handy.
Finally, the silence I mentioned: you don't want to draw attention, so don't make noise. Guns make noise, and require materials to fire which are not easily made. Stick to bows, crossbows, blades, and other medieval weaponry whenever possible. It's also a lot more satisfying to lop off a zombie head with a battleaxe than it is to shoot it with a rifle.

So, would I live?

Nice. Even if zombies did swim the Island plan sounds nice.

[Naughty Bear]

Elton John is dead wrote...

Medieval armor people. Zombies can't bite through that and you can just stand in the middle of a zombie army laughing and playing the trololol song as you do the hater's gonna hate walk through them.

What if a horde jumped you? The weight would crush you, all that rotting mass weighing on top of you, yuck. And the smell.

[DeathScepter]

knowing me, I will be playing DOWN with the Sickness, Dueling swords and wearing bodyarmor and going out in the most epic way possible then die.

[mybudgee]

I doubt I would make it. I am much too sentimental...

[Eternal Phoenix]

Naughty Bear wrote...

Elton John is dead wrote...

Medieval armor people. Zombies can't bite through that and you can just stand in the middle of a zombie army laughing and playing the trololol song as you do the hater's gonna hate walk through them.

What if a horde jumped you? The weight would crush you, all that rotting mass weighing on top of you, yuck. And the smell.

Would it crush you? Would it really?

Yea, maybe it would but chopping their heads off with that sword you stole from the Tower of London will likely lead to that not happening and meanwhile you are protected from their bites as you level up your zombie killing skills.

[MegaSovereign]

If the world was ending tomorrow, I wouldn't care about surviving. Instead I'd plow everything that moves until I die.

[Naughty Bear]

Elton John is dead wrote...

Naughty Bear wrote...

Elton John is dead wrote...

Medieval armor people. Zombies can't bite through that and you can just stand in the middle of a zombie army laughing and playing the trololol song as you do the hater's gonna hate walk through them.

What if a horde jumped you? The weight would crush you, all that rotting mass weighing on top of you, yuck. And the smell.

Would it crush you? Would it really?

Yea, maybe it would but chopping their heads off with that sword you stole from the Tower of London will likely lead to that not happening and meanwhile you are protected from their bites as you level up your zombie killing skills.

Not the amour, a group of zombies jumping onto you, attempting to get a bite out of you. The combined weight of them. Not the armour silly.

[Mendelevosa]

[BP93]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

As I said, we'd rip them apart with overwhelming firepower.

Military weapons are actually more powerful than you think. Hit a moving target with a 3 round burst from an M-4 and it will rip them in half.

i don't know, if the zombies were like anything the world war z movie ones were, we'd all be ****ed. or i am legend types. the only safe havens would be at sea. hard to hit a target that's moving 100 mph.

and i shot expert on all three tables this fiscal year.

Modifié par BP93, 23 juin 2013 - 12:14 .