Me: Loghain, I need you take some time out of your busy schedule of... I guess brooding? Looking miserable? Actually, I guess I have no idea what it is you're doing, but take a break, okay? I need you to answer some questions for the forums.
Loghain: What? What forums? No, don't be ridiculous. How did you get in here, anyway?
Me: Plot holes. Look, if you don't do this interview, the Orlesians win.
Loghain: ... Just make this quick.
Q & A with Loghain
Q: What do you think of the hate the players have against you?
A. I assure you, I think of nothing else. I cry myself to sleep over their cruelty every night.
Q. Wow. Really?
A. No. I've been hated by a lot of people in my time, many of whom I actually knew and whose opinions mattered to me. Why would I care for the hatred of strangers?
Q: What are your thoughts regarding Ostagar?
A. Oh, Maker, this again. Only the darkspawn came away from that place victorious. I have nothing further to say on the subject.
Q: What are your thoughts of Alistair, Duncan and Cailan?
A. All I know of Alistair is his name. I'm not sure what conculsions you expect me to draw from that. I barely knew Duncan, but he seemed capable, I suppose. I have no desire to speak further of Cailan.
Q: What is your favorite map?
A. There's a very fine one of Ferelden hanging on the wall in the war room at Denerim. It was drawn just before the Orlesian invasion, and shows every bannorn and arling, every freehold exactly as it was almost a century ago.
Q: Now that you are a Grey Warden, what do you think of the order?
A. Since "the order" presently consists of just two people besides myself, I can't find any fault with it.
Q: Do you like nugs?
A. Those hairless rodents the dwarves eat? I've never seen one that wasn't salt-cured. They're not bad with pancakes, I suppose.
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