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[Xilizhra]

Youth4Ever wrote...

The Plain Truth -- A Lucrosian mage manifesto.

You are charged with sedition against the Circle and undermining the cause of mage unity, thereby leaving all vulnerable to further templar slavery. How do you plead?

[dragonflight288]

Xilizhra wrote...

Youth4Ever wrote...

The Plain Truth -- A Lucrosian mage manifesto.

You are charged with sedition against the Circle and undermining the cause of mage unity, thereby leaving all vulnerable to further templar slavery. How do you plead?

I plead....laughing my head off.

[Reaverwind]

Xilizhra wrote...

Youth4Ever wrote...

The Plain Truth -- A Lucrosian mage manifesto.

You are charged with sedition against the Circle and undermining the cause of mage unity, thereby leaving all vulnerable to further templar slavery. How do you plead?

What Circle?

[Hellion Rex]

Xilizhra wrote...

Youth4Ever wrote...

The Plain Truth -- A Lucrosian mage manifesto.

You are charged with sedition against the Circle and undermining the cause of mage unity, thereby leaving all vulnerable to further templar slavery. How do you plead?

Judge, jury, and executioner?  Off with their head!

[Medhia Nox]

*reads a report while sitting quietly in the council hall of his Inquisitorial fortress. His cohorts wait patiently for him to finish.*

Well, it would seem the Circle has traded their Chantry overlords for mage ones.

[Xilizhra]

Medhia Nox wrote...

*reads a report while sitting quietly in the council hall of his Inquisitorial fortress. His cohorts wait patiently for him to finish.*

Well, it would seem the Circle has traded their Chantry overlords for mage ones.

You're breaking canon. I am the Inquisitor in this scenario, otherwise I wouldn't have the privilege of saying lines like that.

[Hellion Rex]

Xilizhra wrote...

Medhia Nox wrote...

*reads a report while sitting quietly in the council hall of his Inquisitorial fortress. His cohorts wait patiently for him to finish.*

Well, it would seem the Circle has traded their Chantry overlords for mage ones.

You're breaking canon. I am the Inquisitor in this scenario, otherwise I wouldn't have the privilege of saying lines like that.

I am sorry but I can totally see you as pulling a Queen of Hearts.

[Xilizhra]

eluvianix wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

Medhia Nox wrote...

*reads a report while sitting quietly in the council hall of his Inquisitorial fortress. His cohorts wait patiently for him to finish.*

Well, it would seem the Circle has traded their Chantry overlords for mage ones.

You're breaking canon. I am the Inquisitor in this scenario, otherwise I wouldn't have the privilege of saying lines like that.

I am sorry but I can totally see you as pulling a Queen of Hearts.

Not my style, don't worry.

[lil yonce]

dragonflight288 wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

Youth4Ever wrote...
The Plain Truth -- A Lucrosian mage manifesto.

You are charged with sedition against the Circle and undermining the cause of mage unity, thereby leaving all vulnerable to further templar slavery. How do you plead?

I plead....laughing my head off.

Same.

[Medhia Nox]

Oh, mea culpa.

*reads the report from his rebel camp*

[Hellion Rex]

Xilizhra wrote...

eluvianix wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

Medhia Nox wrote...

*reads a report while sitting quietly in the council hall of his Inquisitorial fortress. His cohorts wait patiently for him to finish.*

Well, it would seem the Circle has traded their Chantry overlords for mage ones.

You're breaking canon. I am the Inquisitor in this scenario, otherwise I wouldn't have the privilege of saying lines like that.

I am sorry but I can totally see you as pulling a Queen of Hearts.

Not my style, don't worry.

In all seriousness though, I would love to be able to hold court as Inquisitor and rule on certain matters, solving disputes between mages and templars, as well as getting nobles and rulers to pull their heads out of their butts.

[Lotion Soronarr]

Xil, for impresonating an inquisitor, I herby declare you traitorus diabolis and sentance you to extermination!

[Medhia Nox]

@Lotion: After you behead Xil, does that mean I get to be Inquisitor?

[Hellion Rex]

Medhia Nox wrote...

@Lotion: After you behead Xil, does that mean I get to be Inquisitor?

Not if I boil both the blood of you and lotion first.

Modifié par eluvianix, 25 octobre 2013 - 06:23 .

[Xilizhra]

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

Xil, for impresonating an inquisitor, I herby declare you traitorus diabolis and sentance you to extermination!

Sorry, no time.

*hemorrhage*

[Medhia Nox]

@eluvianix: Blood mage traitor!!!

ARGHghhghghlll....................

[Hellion Rex]

Xilizhra wrote...

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

Xil, for impresonating an inquisitor, I herby declare you traitorus diabolis and sentance you to extermination!

Sorry, no time.

*hemorrhage*

I hope you meant the spell, not having your inquisitor start to actually hemorrhage.

[Hellion Rex]

Medhia Nox wrote...

@eluvianix: Blood mage traitor!!!

ARGHghhghghlll....................

And now the Inquisition is all mine!
Bow before my might!

[Medhia Nox]

*raises up as a Spirit of Holy Whoopass*

Oh, hey there eluvianix....

[Xilizhra]

Medhia Nox wrote...

*raises up as a Spirit of Holy Whoopass*

Oh, hey there eluvianix....

Oh, you.

*mana clash*

[Hellion Rex]

Medhia Nox wrote...

*raises up as a Spirit of Holy Whoopass*

Oh, hey there eluvianix....

F*ck...
Where is my pride demon when I need him...

[Hellion Rex]

Xilizhra wrote...

Medhia Nox wrote...

*raises up as a Spirit of Holy Whoopass*

Oh, hey there eluvianix....

Oh, you.

*mana clash*

Oh yeah! Xil, ftw!

[Medhia Nox]

*commences with the Holy Whoopassing*

*Xilizhra doesn't know Spirits of Holy Whoopass have far more HPs than they do mana - on account of all the Whoopassing they do*

*also on account of Mana Clash being nothing but an unconfirmed rumor for DA:I and unconfirmed rumors don't hurt Spirits of Holy Whoopass*

Modifié par Medhia Nox, 25 octobre 2013 - 06:30 .

[Gwydden]

Lots of crazy people here.

*Grabs some popcorns and sits down to enjoy the show*

[Xilizhra]

Medhia Nox wrote...

*commences with the Holy Whoopassing*

*Xilizhra doesn't know Spirits of Holy Whoopass have far more HPs than they do mana - on account of all the Whoopassing they do*

Never taunt a mage.

*Misdirection Hex*