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[TheClonesLegacy]

 I'm bringing back my year old thread
Because I can.
Anyway, rules are as simple as they were, just post the worst movie you've seen, if you want to post several crap movies, by all means do, and if you want to talk a bit about what you thought of the film, either the last one the poster above you posted or one you posted, go for it.

I'll start off with one I watched less than a week ago.



If they aren't even going to try to follow the continuity of the last movie, let alone the games, then what's the point?
Also you cast Sean Bean as Harry Mason in an adaption of Silent Hill 3 and you don't kill him off? really?

Modifié par TheClonesLegacy, 26 juin 2013 - 05:48 .

[AtreiyaN7]

Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines. In each sequel in this series, the characters just seem to keep getting dumber and dumber. I like cheesy horror movies, but I really could not believe the sheer number of stupid decisions that all the characters made in this movie.

[ShepnTali]

I've seen too many arfers to count. It's probably too easy to pick MST3K and horror material, but off the top of my head, here's one on my list. Boring, bad acting, bad clothes, bad everything. Samantha Fox was in it, too. If you hate yourself, check it out. There's nothing 'classic' about it.

[Cribbian]

House of the dead, always house of the dead

[Cainhurst Crow]

Gerry Yes, I really did see gerry. Yes, it was as boring as it looks. No, it does not get better, only slower.

Barring that, I would say master of disguise is the worst. But only because I consider boring to death a worst thing in a film than horrible, painful, writing.

[Ren Roche]

Hmm, I tend to forget the bad ones, but one of the worst I've seen has to be Zookeeper. Basically, it's a movie about a guy falling over again and again. Awful piece of sh*t.

[ObserverStatus]

Mr. Jingles

This isn't the kind of movie that's so bad it's good. It's the kind of movie that's so bad that it makes you outraged that such a thing could exist. I would give it a -11/10

[Sable Rhapsody]

Dragon Wars: D-War

And to top it all off, I watched this SOBER. I have no idea why I did that. It was freshman year of college, I made a lot of mistakes.

Modifié par Sable Rhapsody, 26 juin 2013 - 07:34 .

[ShepnTali]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Dragon Wars: D-War

And to top it all off, I watched this SOBER. I have no idea why I did that. It was freshman year of college, I made a lot of mistakes.

Yeah, it was bad. The commercials were so misleading.

[Blooddrunk1004]

The franchise was already geting into deep downfall but this movie completely ruined it.

Modifié par Blooddrunk1004, 26 juin 2013 - 08:17 .

[dysturbed0ne]

MegaFault

Best thing about this movie is it only cost me a dollar on RedBox. I could tell pretty quick it was going to be awful, after about 20 minutes the only point in continuing to watch the movie is to see how bad it can actually get. It does not disappoint in that respect, it does fail in every other way though.

[NeonFlux117]

No, no no my fellow gutter cinema enthusiast's, while the movies above are truly cringe worthy disasters of film. BIRDEMIC: Shock and Terror, is probably the worst feature film ever made. So bad and stupid it's kinda fun..... Kinda.

Here's the trailer of this masterpiece and genius of cinema.

Modifié par NeonFlux117, 26 juin 2013 - 02:33 .

[Beerfish]

This one:

[Mendelevosa]

I am having trouble determining whether this is the most impressive movie I have ever watched or the most atrocious.

Modifié par Mendelevosa, 26 juin 2013 - 03:12 .

[NeonFlux117]

Mendelevosa wrote...

I am having trouble determining whether this is the most impressive movie I have ever watched or the most atrocious.

Alright folks, Grab your guns and grab your Bibles..... For 2nite we dine in hell!!!!!!!

[Shepenwepet]

NeonFlux117 wrote...

No, no no my fellow gutter cinema enthusiast's, while the movies above are truly cringe worthy disasters of film. BIRDEMIC: Shock and Terror, is probably the worst feature film ever made. So bad and stupid it's kinda fun..... Kinda.

Here's the trailer of this masterpiece and genius of cinema.

And if that isn't enough to sate your appetite, here's the trailer for the sequel. They even managed to shoehorn zombies into it somehow.

Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

[NeonFlux117]

Shepenwepet wrote...

NeonFlux117 wrote...

No, no no my fellow gutter cinema enthusiast's, while the movies above are truly cringe worthy disasters of film. BIRDEMIC: Shock and Terror, is probably the worst feature film ever made. So bad and stupid it's kinda fun..... Kinda.

Here's the trailer of this masterpiece and genius of cinema.

And if that isn't enough to sate your appetite, here's the trailer for the sequel. They even managed to shoehorn zombies into it somehow.

Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

you, You good sir, or maddam, are my hero for letting me know that a sequel to "cinema's crowning achievement" is being made. I thank you. 

[Gotholhorakh]

Revolver - it's like they didn't bother to write the film before they started shooting it, ended up with about 20 minutes of movie, looked around the cutting room floor at the bunch of unwatchable crap loosely grounded in a pretentious psychology undergrad's last 3 modules/recreational substance use, and put those sweepings in as the final film.

Endured it from 20 mins in, all the way to the end waiting for some kind of conclusion. Got none.

There is literally more entertainment to be derived from reading pseud idiots' reviews of it, than watching it.

Modifié par Gotholhorakh, 26 juin 2013 - 03:13 .

[Ridwan]

Blade Trinity was bad, and not bad in a good way, just plain bad.

Dünyayi kurturan adam was bad in a good way; Cüneyt Arkin is a legend

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Game of Thrones - Episode 1

[Ridwan]

Legatus Arianus wrote...

Game of Thrones - Episode 1

You got something against boobs?

[Shepenwepet]

@Neon - you're welcome. There just aren't that many movies out there that can match Birdemic in terms of acting and special effects.

And while I've never actually seen this movie, LOOK AT THE POSTER.

It's a tornado. Made of sharks.

[Dieb]

Hereafter -Two hours of my life I'm never getting back.



The problem is, that it's not bad in a "haha, it's ridiculous how bad this movie is"-way, but more like "come on! do something for me!". Most movies people post here seem to be entertaining if you can laugh about a little trash.
This one however, is just overly pretentious, too many subplots going nowhere, and a script that was apparently made up as they went along. Sometimes, two-hours-movies only take so long because non of their creators have any idea how to conclude.

Modifié par Baelrahn, 26 juin 2013 - 03:38 .

[Volus Warlord]

I don't watch tooo many movies, but I'd have to rate this one as one of the worst:

[Volus Warlord]

M25105 wrote...

Legatus Arianus wrote...

Game of Thrones - Episode 1

You got something against boobs?

It may just be incest.