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[IntelligentME3Fanboy]

Star Wars

[Endurium]

Blood Beach (1980)

The first 10 minutes or so were the best part of this movie; the rest I can't rememeber and don't care to.

[NeonFlux117]

IntelligentME3Fanboy wrote...

Star Wars

Stop. Just stop. You're really, really falling from grace here. It's just so sad. You try so hard but I'm sorry to say you just can't troll as well as you use to you mate. I think it's time to face the facts. Your trollage ability is not what it once was. :crying::crying:

[Gotholhorakh]

Twilight: Breaking Dawn - possibly the most bigoted film I have ever seen.

[Pordis Shepard]

Blair Witch. Because of the reviews I actually sat through it all (rented though) waiting for the good part to happen. At least all the other really bad films I quit early.

[BouncyFrag]

This:

[Arcadian Legend]

Birdemic was already mentioned twice, but for those who want to really see how bad it is, watch this 15 minute vid. It's something else I tell you.

Modifié par Arcadian Legend, 26 juin 2013 - 05:03 .

[Ghost Lightning]

King of the lost world
War of the Planets (also called Terrarium)

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Also "Twilight", first one ... watched 20 minutes of it from TV while eating lunch!

[breakdown71289]

This has got to be the absolute worst film i've ever seen at the movies. Just do yourself a favor and Stay Away!

Modifié par breakdown71289, 26 juin 2013 - 05:33 .

[Melra]

I can happily say I am able to wipe out bad gaming and movie experiences out of my mind, unless they cost me a lot of money. But expensive and horrible rarely go hand in hand.

Modifié par Melrache, 26 juin 2013 - 05:50 .

[mybudgee]

Man of Steel was pretty pathetic

[The Hierophant]

Werewolf (1996) easily. Aside from the d-rate acting (Troll 2), and the high school student level production value it's riddled with inconsistent character portrayals like outfits & haircuts (changes as the character is talking), along with the titular werewolves' costumes. Each werewolf would shift between bipedal, quadrupedal stances while the appearances would shift between the old school Wolfman look, a poor man's version of the werewolf from Michael Jackson's Thriller video, and roadkill that looks like it was stuffed afterwards (dead serious).

Funnily enough the movie is rated R (extremely undeserving) which made me ask my uncle why it was rated so. I quote his response...

"The movie is rated R for ridiculous."

I couldn't find the original but here's the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version that's priceless.

Modifié par The Hierophant, 26 juin 2013 - 08:15 .

[Thane64]

Tooth fairy 2 - 9 hours on a plane with this being one of the two things shown, I ended up resorting to trying place as many things on my brother as possible without waking him up.....

[thats1evildude]

As a fan of horror movies, I've watched a lot of terrible movies in my time, but usually I get wise about 15 minutes into the movie and walk away. I'm sure if I ever watched The Room all the way through, I'd count that, but I just can't bear the thought of finishing it.

The most awful movie I've ever was The Mailman. I want to stress that I did not choose this movie; my so-called friend rented it. I wanted to see The Devil's Backbone. But no, his keen senses told him this would be a winner.

It was atrocious. It was this awful low-budget mishmash of soft porn and slasher horror, and worst of all, everyone involved in this nonsensical trash took it 100 per cent seriously. It wasn't even bad enough to be enjoyed by someone who likes bad movies. Whenever my friend complains about the time I made him watch "Dog Soliders", I just mention "The Mailman" and that shuts him right up.

Second place is Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation, which was made in 1994 and shelved for several years. Not the one with Jessica Alba, which was crap but basically watchable. They got Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellweger to star in it when they were both unknowns, and I've heard that both actors have done their best to bury it.

Truly, truly horrendous, even for a low-budget movie. Awful plot, virtually no gore and a story that can't decide if it wants to be ludicrous or gruesome. Also utterly pointless. Even Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 wasn't this bad.

Modifié par thats1evildude, 26 juin 2013 - 09:48 .

[ShepnTali]

Just turn this thread into bad movies. Think 'Battleship' was bad? I give you...





Poor Carl Weathers. He deserved a much better career. Asylum produces real cheap, real bad 'mockbusters'. Dreadful. They're getting taken to court more often now. They had to change the name to 'American Warships'. Same with their 'Age of Hobbits' mockbuster.

[ShepnTali]

thats1evildude wrote...

As a fan of horror movies, I've watched a lot of horrendous movies in my time, but usually I get wise about 15 minutes into the movie and walk away. I'm sure if I ever watched The Room all the way through, I'd count that, but I just can't bear the thought o it.

The most awful movie I've ever watched all the way through is Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation, which was made in 1994 and shelved for several years. Not the one with Jessica Alba, which was crap but basically watchable. They got Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellweger to star in it when they were both unknowns, and I've heard that both actors have done their best to bury it.

Truly, truly horrendous, even for a low-budget movie. Awful plot, virtually no gore and a story that can't decide if it wants to be ludicrous or gruesome. Also utterly pointless. Even Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 wasn't this bad.

It is rotten, but an interesting curiosity piece.

Star power...

[thats1evildude]

After some consideration, Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation now takes second place in my "all-time worst movies watched" list.

ShepnTali wrote...

It is rotten, but an interesting curiosity piece.

The only curiosity is how it ever saw the light of day.

Modifié par thats1evildude, 26 juin 2013 - 09:22 .

[Nerevar-as]

Live action Dragon Ball, the asian version. I don´t know how or why I managed to get to the end. It was so bad I had to skip a couple of minutes every 5.

[Degs29]

Baelrahn wrote...
Hereafter -Two hours of my life I'm never getting back

Legatus Arianus wrote...
Also "Twilight", first one ... watched 20 minutes of it from TV while eating lunch!

Toss up between these two.  I was expecting a decent film out of Hereafter, so I was very disappointed when it turned out lousy.  But I think Twilight takes the cake.  How you can go so wrong with that kind of content is beyond me but, although I managed to struggle through it years ago, I tried re-watching it just a couple weeks ago and had to turn it off 15 minutes in.  Crappy acting, crappy direction, crappy writing.

[Hi my name is Ryan]

Juno should be used as a torture device.

[Chiantirose82]

Worst movie I ever watched must have been "Jason X". Ugh, I can't believe I watched it to the end.

[NeonFlux117]

Birdemic is the worst. But if were talking about major theatrical releases it's hard to argue against Gigli, staring Ben QuackQuack and Jenifer fat head Lopez. Terrible, terrible movie.

But shoutouts to Battlefield Earth- amazingly it has two academy award winning actors in Travoltra and Whitiker but it stunk up the joint. Also the worst super hero/comic book movie of all time the horrendous travesty know as 97's Batman and Robin. The next film I'll mention is made by a director that deserves to have his own place among the dogs of dogs and true gutter director of hollywood. Uwe Boll. I'd say his worst of the worst is probably Alone in the Dark- great game, but awful, and I mean awful film.

Modifié par NeonFlux117, 28 juin 2013 - 08:31 .