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[Liamv2]

JusticarFlareon wrote...

There's this one-handed old lady who is really mystical or just high.

KOTOR 2 your avatar gave it away

[spirosz]

Liamv2 wrote...

spirosz wrote...

I'm on a journey.

Journey 

Damnit, haha. 

[spirosz]

Did he find his sister?

[What a Succulent Ass]

Blooddrunk1004 wrote...

TheClonesLegacy wrote...

The main character is a major step down, and generic compared to the villain you played as for 3 hours.

Assassin's Creed 3?
Connor was boring and shallow compared to his father.

Forreal?

Kenway's old bland-ass, basic-ass, archetypal-ass, crawled from the crypt-ass, boring-ass, mayonnaise smear-ass, green-bean casserole with whole milk-ass, busted crusted and rusted-ass, ancient tree carving looking-ass, stray-dog-got-in-a-fight-with-a-wet-paper-bag-and-lost-ass, annoying ass personality-ass, Leather Face-ass, box of Quaker Quick Oats-ass, can't climb a damn tree-ass, looking like three-weeks old milk-made grits on the sidewalk-ass self?

You both are on some other sh*t.

Modifié par Random Jerkface, 30 juin 2013 - 10:03 .

[What a Succulent Ass]

Oh sh*t, I was supposed to describe a game, huh.

BROWN-HAIRED WHITE MAN WITH A LITTLE STUBBLE SAVES THE WORLD, HAS SEX.

[legion999]

TheClonesLegacy wrote...

legion999 wrote...

TheClonesLegacy wrote...

Two Alien factions fight a war, while trying to escape their dying planet.

Transformers: War for Cybertron. 

I`m gonna give you this, but I was thinking Fall of Cybertron

I thought there was another one but I couldn't remember the name. 

And here's one: a guy goes to a strange town to save his daughter.

Modifié par legion999, 30 juin 2013 - 10:19 .

[TheClonesLegacy]

Random Jerkface wrote...

Blooddrunk1004 wrote...

TheClonesLegacy wrote...

The main character is a major step down, and generic compared to the villain you played as for 3 hours.

Assassin's Creed 3?
Connor was boring and shallow compared to his father.

Forreal?

Kenway's old bland-ass, basic-ass, archetypal-ass, crawled from the crypt-ass, boring-ass, mayonnaise smear-ass, green-bean casserole with whole milk-ass, busted crusted and rusted-ass, ancient tree carving looking-ass, stray-dog-got-in-a-fight-with-a-wet-paper-bag-and-lost-ass, annoying ass personality-ass, Leather Face-ass, box of Quaker Quick Oats-ass, can't climb a damn tree-ass, looking like three-weeks old milk-made grits on the sidewalk-ass self?

You both are on some other sh*t.

and Connor is every Native American character stereotype from the past 100 or so years.
Every line of Dialougue Connor says pretty much.
also, you do you have unresolved "Ass-feelings"? I'm not a practicing Pychologist anymore, but I may be able to still help resolve your issues.

Modifié par TheClonesLegacy, 30 juin 2013 - 10:22 .

[Fortlowe]

Random Jerkface wrote...

Oh sh*t, I was supposed to describe a game, huh.

BROWN-HAIRED WHITE MAN WITH A LITTLE STUBBLE SAVES THE WORLD, HAS SEX.

Every videogame ever?

[Blooddrunk1004]

Random Jerkface wrote...

Blooddrunk1004 wrote...

TheClonesLegacy wrote...

The main character is a major step down, and generic compared to the villain you played as for 3 hours.

Assassin's Creed 3?
Connor was boring and shallow compared to his father.

Forreal?

Kenway's old bland-ass, basic-ass, archetypal-ass, crawled from the crypt-ass, boring-ass, mayonnaise smear-ass, green-bean casserole with whole milk-ass, busted crusted and rusted-ass, ancient tree carving looking-ass, stray-dog-got-in-a-fight-with-a-wet-paper-bag-and-lost-ass, annoying ass personality-ass, Leather Face-ass, box of Quaker Quick Oats-ass, can't climb a damn tree-ass, looking like three-weeks old milk-made grits on the sidewalk-ass self?

You both are on some other sh*t.

I don't care if he is older.
Haytham has much better voice actor and is way more interesting character then Connor.
Connor doesn't even come close to Altair and Ezio when it comes to being an " assassin" + his voice acting was so boring and repetitve it made not care for his character at all. As for complaining that he can't climb on trees...are you even serious?
Templars work completely different then assassins + why would he even bother learning to climb trees?

Back to topic.
You play as elite soldier, trained for most shocking and horrifying situations.
You are fighting with unknown forces that are messing with your mind and try to cause you to go paranoid.

Modifié par Blooddrunk1004, 30 juin 2013 - 10:26 .

[legion999]

Fortlowe wrote...

Random Jerkface wrote...

Oh sh*t, I was supposed to describe a game, huh.

BROWN-HAIRED WHITE MAN WITH A LITTLE STUBBLE SAVES THE WORLD, HAS SEX.

Every videogame ever?

Tetris is clearly symbolic of a brown haired saviour who gets laid. 

[What a Succulent Ass]

Son, I am not watching all that bullsh*t.

At no time did I say Connor was a great character. There is nan a single good character in the entire franchise, to be perfectly honest, but Haytham is the blandest bullsh*t to have ever come out of the series. Just two tall glasses of skim milk with some unseasoned quick porridge.

also, you do you have unresolved "Ass-feelings"?

Now sis. If you are going to make jokes like that, you should stick to psychology.

Fortlowe wrote...

Every videogame ever?

CORRECT.

Modifié par Random Jerkface, 30 juin 2013 - 10:28 .

[legion999]

Blooddrunk1004 wrote...

Back to topic.
You play as elite soldier, trained for most shocking and horrifying situations.
You are fighting with unknown forces that are messing with your mind.

F.E.A.R.

[legion999]

Liamv2 wrote...

The princess is in another castle

Pfft, no one has answered this? 

It's Borderlands 2. 

[TheClonesLegacy]

Random Jerkface wrote...

Son, I am not watching all that bullsh*t.

At no time did I say Connor was a great character. There is nan a single good character in the entire franchise, to be perfectly honest, but Haytham is the blandest bullsh*t to have ever come out of the series. Just two tall glasses of skim milk with some unseasoned quick porridge.

also, you do you have unresolved "Ass-feelings"?

Now sis. If you are going to make jokes like that, you should stick to psychology

Sis?
are you implying I'm your sister? because that...yeah, no.

Modifié par TheClonesLegacy, 30 juin 2013 - 10:31 .

[What a Succulent Ass]

TheClonesLegacy wrote...

Sis?

Sis.

[AventuroLegendary]

Go to sucky boarding school, be emo. Weird stuff happens, go with the flow.

[Chromie]

One dude ****s aliens up.

[AventuroLegendary]

^I think Duke Nukem 3D is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

[TheClonesLegacy]

J. Reezy wrote...

TheClonesLegacy wrote...

Random Jerkface wrote...

Son, I am not watching all that bullsh*t.

At no time did I say Connor was a great character. There is nan a single good character in the entire franchise, to be perfectly honest, but Haytham is the blandest bullsh*t to have ever come out of the series. Just two tall glasses of skim milk with some unseasoned quick porridge.

also, you do you have unresolved "Ass-feelings"?

Now sis. If you are going to make jokes like that, you should stick to psychology

Sis?
are you implying I'm your sister? because that...yeah, no.

Lol what?

I don't even know anymore.
Imma go eat a sammich

[Volus Warlord]

A dude cheats on his gf/wannabe fiance with a succubus

[What a Succulent Ass]

Catherine.

[Volus Warlord]

Um...

Make your enemies explode into an orgy of oil and shrapnel across the sky

[slimgrin]

Fortlowe wrote...

Random Jerkface wrote...

Oh sh*t, I was supposed to describe a game, huh.

BROWN-HAIRED WHITE MAN WITH A LITTLE STUBBLE SAVES THE WORLD, HAS SEX.

Every videogame ever?

Only 90% of them.

[IntelligentME3Fanboy]

there's this game where you go around shooting people with a flashlight