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TheMyron

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What information on certain people did you find the funniest and/or the most interesting after Killing the shadow broker?

I wish I could have confronted every member of my crew one by one concerning what I found in the Shadow Broker Base, starting with my adopted son's (Grunt) hilarious inability to spell. And his misuse of the Extranet;
Asari Confessions 26: True Blue, really Grunt?!
Plus, he must have thought that "Tyrannosaurus" was another Krogan clan: Tyrannosaurus Wrex?

And then I would ask TIM why he had a sexual Liaison with an Asari Matriarch (twice in one week).

Jacob thinks Old Yeller is a great movie to exercise to?!

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Personally, the one that always stuck with me was Hackett's file. A long email from some up-and-coming Alliance Officer who wants to make a name for himself by arresting Humanity's First Spectre... And Hackett gives a two word response:

"Request Denied."

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Nothing pretty much... Only saved few colonies and stuff...

(You really didnt find anything else interesting, but stuff that you could use to irritate and blackmail your teammates?) ._.

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As I mentioned earlier, the info on Tali's sexual lifestyle/interests were quite amusing.

Thane's guide on how to kill members of different races was great.

Miranda's online dating conversations were epic as well.

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Nerve-stim Pro. Hawt.

Miranda's chats were nice too. Funny seeing the random screen names from the MEverse.

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That Miranda is a huge ****....


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Khalisah al-Jilani having a secret asari girlfriend was something I liked. As much as her getting punched by a krogan and kicked by a volus (Hah!) is hilarious, it's nice to see that she's not as vehemently anti-alien as most pro-human characters in the series are.

TheMyron wrote...

And then I would ask TIM why he had a sexual Liaison with an Asari Matriarch (twice in one week).


Given how out of character that is for TIM (not to mention - the Shadow Broker had no information more relevant than that on the most dangerous human criminal in the galaxy? Yeah, right), I think it's fake information that TIM intentionally planted to make himself appear more like a playboy billionaire than the scheming monster he really is - to throw the Shadow Broker off.

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Mcfly616 wrote...

That Miranda is a huge ****....


She was deliberately trying to become a single mom, and when all of her attempts failed, she consulted a gynecologist and received the bad news.


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TheMyron wrote...

Mcfly616 wrote...

That Miranda is a huge ****....


She was deliberately trying to become a single mom, and when all of her attempts failed, she consulted a gynecologist and received the bad news.


No, she wasn't.

On topic: Eveybody's was more or less okay, except for Miranda's. Hers was just bad. Grunt's was a stand-out for me.


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TheMyron wrote...

Mcfly616 wrote...

That Miranda is a huge ****....


She was deliberately trying to become a single mom, and when all of her attempts failed, she consulted a gynecologist and received the bad news.


Do sperm banks just not exist in the future? Casual sex isn't the best and only way to "try" to become a mom.


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^Its the most fun though.

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JasonShepard wrote...

Personally, the one that always stuck with me was Hackett's file. A long email from some up-and-coming Alliance Officer who wants to make a name for himself by arresting Humanity's First Spectre... And Hackett gives a two word response:

"Request Denied."


Yeah, that was great.

Also liked Garrus getting ripped into by his sister but still not revealing what he was doing and then helping his mother out secretly in the background.

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MegaSovereign wrote...

TheMyron wrote...

Mcfly616 wrote...

That Miranda is a huge ****....


She was deliberately trying to become a single mom, and when all of her attempts failed, she consulted a gynecologist and received the bad news.


Do sperm banks just not exist in the future? Casual sex isn't the best and only way to "try" to become a mom.

She is a genetic creation herself, it's possible she wouldn't want to try that method.


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MegaSovereign wrote...

TheMyron wrote...

Mcfly616 wrote...

That Miranda is a huge ****....


She was deliberately trying to become a single mom, and when all of her attempts failed, she consulted a gynecologist and received the bad news.


Do sperm banks just not exist in the future? Casual sex isn't the best and only way to "try" to become a mom.

Herself being a completely genetically engineered person and NOT being happy about that, it actually makes sense for her to want to become a mom "the old fashioned way". Not only that, it would also serve as a final statement for her in rejecting her father and his methods.
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MegaSovereign

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Casual sex is considered traditional?

If she actually had any interest in becoming a mom the "old fashioned way" she'd do it by actually dating for starters.

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If you read the Shadow Broker info on her and didn't think it was absolutely sl*tty and wh*rish, then I'm not sure what is. She was basically being a prostitute for sperm. Her motives are irrelevant. Doesn't take away from the fact that she was an extranet hoe

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MegaSovereign wrote...

TheMyron wrote...

Mcfly616 wrote...

That Miranda is a huge ****....


She was deliberately trying to become a single mom, and when all of her attempts failed, she consulted a gynecologist and received the bad news.


Do sperm banks just not exist in the future? Casual sex isn't the best and only way to "try" to become a mom.


She obviously wanted to know what the father looked like, and not just whether or not he was healthy.

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Mcfly616 wrote...

If you read the Shadow Broker info on her and didn't think it was absolutely sl*tty and wh*rish, then I'm not sure what is. She was basically being a prostitute for sperm. Her motives are irrelevant. Doesn't take away from the fact that she was an extranet hoe


Truly, my opinion of her really plummeted after reading what I did.

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o Ventus wrote...



No, she wasn't.

On topic: Eveybody's was more or less okay, except for Miranda's. Hers was just bad. Grunt's was a stand-out for me.


I am amazed he bothered to completely read "The Old Man and the Sea". Unsurprisingly, his very next Extranet search was "Sharks."

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Mcfly616 wrote...

If you read the Shadow Broker info on her and didn't think it was absolutely sl*tty and wh*rish, then I'm not sure what is. She was basically being a prostitute for sperm. Her motives are irrelevant. Doesn't take away from the fact that she was an extranet hoe


She was hooking up to blow off steam. Given her line of work, relationships are dangerous. She even mentions this in her ME2 romance. She wasn't trying to get with every man she saw.

If you're going to try and make something negative, the very least you could do is not charge it with emotion and make yourself look like an idiot.

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TheMyron wrote...

Mcfly616 wrote...

If you read the Shadow Broker info on her and didn't think it was absolutely sl*tty and wh*rish, then I'm not sure what is. She was basically being a prostitute for sperm. Her motives are irrelevant. Doesn't take away from the fact that she was an extranet hoe


Truly, my opinion of her really plummeted after reading what I did.

not gonna lie, my first time romancing her was about the same time LotSB came out. When I read the info on her, I immediately reloaded an earlier save and just stayed loyal to Liara....

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MegaSovereign

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Yea, I don't condemn her for having a little fun on her free time. Doing it to become a mom just makes it sound stupid.

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MegaSovereign wrote...

TheMyron wrote...

Mcfly616 wrote...

That Miranda is a huge ****....


She was deliberately trying to become a single mom, and when all of her attempts failed, she consulted a gynecologist and received the bad news.


Do sperm banks just not exist in the future? Casual sex isn't the best and only way to "try" to become a mom.

It's not like she banged everyone she encountered through that medium she was very selective and we have confimation of only one encounter through that service. Besides as someone grown in a lab is it really a suprise she might want a bit of human contact even if it's just skin deep?

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Mcfly616 wrote...

TheMyron wrote...

Mcfly616 wrote...

If you read the Shadow Broker info on her and didn't think it was absolutely sl*tty and wh*rish, then I'm not sure what is. She was basically being a prostitute for sperm. Her motives are irrelevant. Doesn't take away from the fact that she was an extranet hoe


Truly, my opinion of her really plummeted after reading what I did.

not gonna lie, my first time romancing her was about the same time LotSB came out. When I read the info on her, I immediately reloaded an earlier save and just stayed loyal to Liara....


Do you seriously have no idea what you're talking about, or are you just saying stupid s**t for attention?

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Yeah, Miranda does the ME equivalent of Match.com for some R&R and that makes her a ****?  Sheesh.  How many guys do that and don't get labeled for it?